Literally prerendered cut scenes in a Zelda game

>literally prerendered cut scenes in a Zelda game
what went so horribly wrong?

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Best Zelda
Really nice assets
Attractive and cute
Perfect in every way

I want to protect those eyebrows

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>prerendered cut scenes
Nothing is wrong with it, your point?

>take rock up to new shrine
>set rock down, activate shrine
>rock disappears as cutscene plays
>rock warps back into existence as it ends

IMMERSION RUINED 0/10 SHIT GAME

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

you bastard

I can't help but laugh at these pastas.

not ok for a game that's been in development for 5 years, if a game like GTA5 had pre rendered cutscenes that would be very weird because it's a sign of a rushed product and budget saving

I wonder if she ever farts in front of Link. Do you think she gets off on knowing that he's too polite to mention the fact that noxious gas is leaking from her ass?

>sixteen year old with an ass like that

fucking hell nintendo what are you doing to me

who cares about your shit opinion, post more ass

16 year olds are hot dude, have you been outside?

Remember to report these posts if you want this kind of shitposting to end

I can't even interpret that statement

>shitposting
heh

Ha, I'm an ass-man but even I lol at how butt blasted this makes people.

>americans cant legally fuck sixteen year olds and feel guilt when attracted to them

fucking joke of a country kek

youngest I legally nailed was 15

Are you kidding? 16 is THE best age for girls, after that its all downhill.

This is an american board muhammad, go tell a european your tales of rape if you want a willing audience

are you serious? did you forget how fucking annoying the bitches you dated in high school were? Im not about to deal with that shit now that im a grown man

Reminder that this fucker completely ruined the best aspect of the story

SS zelda was better

holy shit, europoors fucking BTFO

>have the ability to change outfits
>prerendered cutscenes use the default outfit

Not with that nose.

When you're older you learn how to control them better. Women are basically grown children anyways.

Ass?

Most Americans can, people get confused because it is illegal in California and they make all of our TV and movies.

>*cracks watermelons with thighs*

I have not played botw but what happens if you just ride away from Beast Gannon? Can you go anywhere you want while fighting Beast Gannon and will he follow you through the world?

*eats ass*

*toot*

>find bottomless pit somewhere in Hyrule
>lure stupid Ganon to his death without lifting a finger
Zelda goes full Deus Ex

Girls are in their top game from ages 13-20

Most of the voiced cutscenes take place in the past, user. Why would your outfit change?

subtle

>BRAP

>brap posters finally getting banned

I'M HAPPY.

>momispluckingoutweeds.png

Lucky faggot.

Im 23 and still a virgo though. Even though I had chances and some girl is still trying to get me to fuck her for about a year now, I simply feel not attracted to anything that isnt 9.5/10 at least.
And I dont know how to get my ratings down. It honestly bugs me sometimes.

worst zelda

If you think this Zelda looks great, wait'll you hear it.

And all the other cutscenes that take place in the game's present time use your own outfit.

Her voice is so fucking bad.

Hopefully no one defends it anymore. I could understand people defending it back then when it was only the shitty crying, but not now.

>NoA didn't censor this
Missed opportunity. Imagine the free advertising and all the butt artwork we'd have by now.

Now everyone but Sup Forums ignores that booty.

I want to see Zelda creampied!

they aren't prerendered though?
they show your outfit and stuff.

More like imagine the shitposting.
Sup Forums would be unbearable with MUH CENSORSHUP threads

13-17 are the hottest though

What's the youngest you illegally nailed though?

This one! The only one! The woman of my dreams! I love Zelda! She's the cutest and the best! The best ever! A cute princess Zelda! Yes! She's very cute and very feminine! She sounds like a proper lady and a proper princess! Very cute! She even knows how to cry! Cries like a princess in english! Not a robot! Doesn't cry like a baby! Ladylike! Dresses like a princess! Very modest! Cute turtleneck! Cutie patootie! Cute hairclips! Knows how to accessorize! Fashionable! Fingerless gloves for warmth and dexterity! Plans ahead! Not short sighted! Holds the triforce of wisdom! Smartypants! Yes! Cute with brains! Brains behind her forehead! Cute forehead! Cute eyebrows! Pointy ears! Cute pointy ears! Cute golden hair! Cute hairstyle! She is very lovely! I love her!!!!!

is this what people call "autism"?

Americans have the most hypersexualized society right now but somehow they still insist that you can't fuck girls until they're 18 it's fucking hilarious.

someone post the image with the ages of consent in US.

i never thought the legends were real

Clearly in engine

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BRAAAAP of the wild

its legal to pork 16 year olds in maine ftw

Copypasta or Degenerate?

Where are those sfm vids?

youtu.be/53MnIg4vSTM

This was never funny and will continue to never be funny to me.

Can I make my own version of that?

?

Yes

This shit grosses me out so much since it's just some fat weeb spending hours making the animations

Clever

Why is Zelda wearing yoga pants?

t.fat female weeb

Sure you're not just a faggot?