They were all dead. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark to everything that had led to this point...

They were all dead. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark to everything that had led to this point. I released my finger from the trigger. And then it was over.

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Probably the best dialoge in a game ever

True, MP1 is vidya kino.

Tell me about Payne! Why does he pull that face?

I need to replay this shit, how hard is it to get working on windows 7, just a few fan patches?

Ladies and gentlemen, its the Payne in the butt, Payne to the max

...you're killing me

Yeah you'll need to find unofficial patches to fix the sound

Yeah, you may need a startup hang patch and you most likely will need the sound fix patch.

For me getting the game to work was a payne in the ass. I have the disc version of the game and I couldn't for the life of me get the game to work no matter what I did. Turns out the solution was to download a cracked .exe for the game, so that was nice.

It's because he's in extreme pain for you

Cool thanks anons I tried running it awhile back and just remembered there being some sound problems. Seems like the steam forums have it covered pretty good.

THIS PLACE WAS LIKE BAGHDAD WITH G-STRINGS

Is MP3 worth playing? Was kinda turned off when I saw they got rid of the comic panel style cutscenes.

good thread

YOU'RE TURNING HUMANS INTO GLUE

>I have the disc version of the game and I couldn't for the life of me get the game to work no matter what I did. Turns out the solution was to download a cracked .exe for the game, so that was nice.

Microsoft rendered the old SecuROM and SafeDisc DRM inoperable for Windows 7, 8 & 10 a while ago. All the games that use those are going to need cracks now to run.

The gameplay is fun. The cutscenes that are also loading screens are fucking annoying. The game doesn't let you skip them. I can't comment on the story because I can't remember anything about it. I guess it wasn't very good or memorable.

I'll probably pick it up after I replay MP1,2 then only $20 on steam.

Gunplay is good.
Narration is good.
Story is good.

Very railroaded and chockers with setpieces and cutscenes, but Max Payne was always a story-driven game so it makes sense. I liked it a lot and play it regularly.

I WAS STILL ALIVE, AND STILL NOT ALL THAT HAPPY ABOUT IT

Not for me. Lot of cutscenes, not a lot of gameplay, none of the charm.

It's a Max Payne game only in name, Rockstar ignored most of the character development from the previous games, the story is just Man on Fire with some minor plot changes and Max Payne is now a poor imitation of John McClane. Sam Lake doesn't like it.

CUTE

THESE GUYS MADE THE NYPD LOOK LIKE THE HARE KRISHNAS

le contrarian gaymur amarite xd
other than not being able to skip cutscenes its pretty damn Max Payne

Mona was so much cuter in MP1 than MP2.

Yes

1=3>2

It's great. People are upset over the new setting and cutscenes which something I don't understand. I guess R* isn't allowed to do anything different.

its really fun, controls godly and runs as good

Remedy now is trying to hard to be Guerilla.
Good graphics with shallow narrative.

pcgamer.com/how-to-play-max-payne-on-windows-78/
here you go, if you cant follow this you're retarded.

you're gpu was over heating nigga

>its pretty damn Max Payne

Sam Lake himself said if he had made Max Payne 3 it would have been "very different". It's nothing fucking like Max Payne.

...

Doesn't surprise me.

superior finnish faces instead of turning everyone american in the sequels

He a man on the edge, he lost his happily ever after, his best friend was shot right in front of him. He is on the run and the most wanted man in the city, and he dind do nothing. Max has a depressing tale to tell, but a great one

>Lot of cutscenes, not a lot of gameplay
>cutscenes=3 hours
>game total length=10 hours
>7hours of gameplay and 3h
min of cutscenes

Okay user

i want to protect that smile

>It's nothing fucking like Max Payne.
I love when some people say this you know they didnt play the game. There's literall playable flashbacks of old MP in NY

It's really noticeable when you try to speedrun the game. It's not necessarily a full cutscene, but other loss-of-control moments like giving a leg-up, shimmying a ledge, or just slow, fatigued stumbling.

I beat Max Payne 3 and have a total play time of 5 hours.

Going by your assertion that there is 3 hours of cutscenes that means I spent more than half the time I was "playing" the game watching cutscenes. How crap are you at games that it took you 10 hours to beat Max Payne 3?

>Come into thread
>See webms
>Oh cool!
>It's some autist posting bugs of max payne 3

Jesus Christ who gives a fuck

IT'S PAYNE! H-HE'S FAST!

WHACK 'IM!

youtube.com/watch?v=rG1BJK6Ivb4

AHHHHH

I've never played any Max Payne games and I think it's time to fix that, starting with the first one. Which is better, 1 or 2?

>howlongtobeat.com/game.php?id=5739

I've taken the average of playtime you dumbshit

>Five hours to finish MP3 on your maiden run.
I believe you.

>Person doesn't like Max Payne 3.
>Completely ruin a thread dedicated to Max Payne as a whole just because they didn't want to share it with other fans of the series.
Autism.

MP3 is damn good, the gameplay is excellent and there's alot of nice little touches. My only gripe is the cutscenes break up the action alot and playing through it again can be a real pain in the ass

>>Completely ruin a thread dedicated to Max Payne as a whole just because they didn't want to share it with other fans of the series.

Someone asked for opinions on Max Payne 3 and so I gave it. The autists would be the ones who couldn't handle my disparagement of it and refer to said disparagement as "completely ruining a thread".

1 Is the tightest. Its got the dark humor and tone down perfectly. The visual novels are also fun as fuck, almost all the models for the characters were people from Remedy and their family members or friends and you can see they had a blast doing it.

Add Kung-Fu Mod 3.0 on top of it if you want to do sweet Jackie Chan shit.

I'm starting to reconsider PC gaming

Where did they get the animations for the kung fu? I can only remember some were probably taken from those matrix games

Katana best mod

1, hands down.

2 has better gameplay going for it, but the story and characters are much better in 1.

1 is sort of a parody of the noir genre, with over-the-top characters and Max cracking jokes from time to time.

2 does keep some of that, but Max loses his humor completely.

Max Payne is honestly one of the only examples of a "cinematic" game done right. For example, when you reload a fully empty gun in Max Payne 2 during bullet time, you get the amazing matrix panning camera animation during it

>says MP3 has nothing to do with MP
>is proven wrong
>says spend more time watching cutscenes than playing
>is proven wrong
>"it's muh opinion"

It would've been fine if you said that you didn't like the story or gameplay, but you lied about things with anons who proved you wrong.

Best TPS of all time.

Is this the Payne residence?

>>says MP3 has nothing to do with MP
>>is proven wrong
Sam Lake says it's not his Max Payne. Are you going to argue with him?

>>says spend more time watching cutscenes than playing
>>is proven wrong
All you proved is there's a lot of people out there that took a lot longer to beat Max Payne 3 than I did.

>>"it's muh opinion"
I'm sorry I don't like your favorite fucking game. Get over it.

>It would've been fine if you said that you didn't like the story or gameplay
For what it's worth I don't like the story and I don't think the gameplay is anywhere near good enough to forgive everything about the game I don't like and can't skip because they don't let you.

Look miss whatever you're selling we ain't buying!

>Max loses his humor completely
This, Max was fucking hilarious in MP1 but in MP2 he was just a cliché serious "bad cop".

It one of the best action games I have ever played... but it isn't Max Payne.

Kinda wished Rockstar made new series about Brazil gangs without having to rely on brand recognition

Don't answer that.
A rhetorical question.

Don't be a bitch, this stuff takes less than ten minutes to fix.

Typical American writing in question.

thats bullshit. I love the first mp and mp2. I have played them through many many times. And I hated mp3.

mp3 had a shit story. He became a parody of itself. Rstar tried to copy the brooding poetic style but it was just a sad attempt at it. The gameplay was fine though ,but the mp is too story driven to enjoy it with a shit and ridiculous story.

*tips fedo-do*

They could probably have animated them themselves, right?

Had exact same bug. What's worse it ruined my save game. Camera was perma stuck like that.

Nah, the kangfu mod was done by one person; it wouldnt have been released the way it did (early and when the game is still relevant and before the sequel) if that guy actually rigged and animated those moves. It's probably ripped from Enter the Matrix and with later versions moves from The Path of Neo were added.