Times you were literally the JOKER

Times you were literally the JOKER

>game tells you to "press X"
>press "O" instead

D A M A G E D

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>don't have anything particularly crazy to post
>post anyway
LOCK ME UP

>Have to pick a class
>Uninstall wizard

M A D M A N

>want to play vidya
>browse Sup Forums instead

C L I N I C A L

>readme.txt
>don't read it
SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY

>was supposed to play one game
>TheLegend27 was kicking my ass so bad
>kept playing anyway

F U C K T H E S Y S T E M

>no healers
>become the teams 5th DPS hero

I V E B E C O M E S O N U M B

>sell all my items to merchant
>buy them back for double the price

LOCK ME UP

>play pokemon
>pick starter pokemon
>release them and make Rattata my starter

I N S A N E
I N
T H E
M E M B R A N E

true madman

>go out to store to pick up chocolate milk
>get strawberry milk instead


T H E M O N S T E R I V E B E C O M E

That's funny

>4 snipers and three spies on our team
>pick spah

just kidding i havent played tf2 in 8 years

>play game for the first time
>game's tutorial is recommended for first-time players
>skip it anyway
NO BANANA MAKE YOU GO INSANE

>own two loud as fuck birds
>always have mic on voice activation full sensitivity

AHAHAHA DROWN IN NOISE FAGGOTS

>went to the store a month ago
>gave my change to a homeless man

SOMEBODY STOP ME

>game has a tavern
>purchase ale
>don't leave a tip

MOMS GONNA FREAK

hehe funny thread hehe

>see a shitty thread on Sup Forums
>don't participate in it

Yeah, whatever.

>game says press start button
>press a different button
>it loads up

DON'T YOU WORRY YOU'LL BE TOLD EXACTLY WHAT TO DO

>game tells me to press any button to continue
>press the power button
LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY

>see random thread
>make le random comment

BAZOZZLER MA KUUU xD

>TheLegend27

im so fucking sick of seeing that ad and i hate that i remember the name

>stealth game
>go around killing everyone and making as much chaos as possible

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

you played MGSV?

...

>game already has a pc port
>play it the emulated version instead

KEEP THE DOOR LOCKED FOR YOU SAFETY

That and Dishonored came into mind

>Kill everyone in whiterun
>Don't reload save

WELD
THE DOOR
SHUT

Dishonored is made to kill everyone with all your skills.
Stealth is optional

I do this with SH2 because i can just pop the disk in my pc and play

>Buy a 4k TV
>Get a switch instead of a pro

>moms gonna freak
>mom ends up freaking

E L - D I A B L O

>Pick up that can
>I don't

LITERALLY SANE

>says he wont participate
>PARTICIPATES ANYWAY

ABSOLUTELY ERRATIC

i'm calling the cops on you sick fuckers

>tells me to retrieve the artifact
>say yes
>never bother to find it

>press start to begin
>press X
>it still works
IM LITERALLY INSANE

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>Have to write a thesis for my masters degree
>Play vidya instead

B A Z I N G A

>enter game
>push to talk
>laugh like the joker
>leave game

DAMAGED

literally me

help

>killsteak available
>save it for later

U N L E A S H E D

>you must gather your party before venturing forth
>kick everyone out of my party


ALL I WANT TO DO

>have 500 words essay due next week
>browse Sup Forums
i can't fucking stop

>foster dad rapes me when im 6
>I kill his dog when I'm 9

>deliver the amulet to the Priory
>fuck that I'll explore the open world and do random quests instead

B Y A Z U R A

Y

A

Z

U

R

A

>Casear tells me to destroy the vault
>kill him instead
S T O P
M E

>boot up arma 2
>play the campaign

S H A C K L E S A R E O F F

>have exam on Tuesday
>not revised
>playing World of Tanks instead

WORLD CANT HANDLE ME

NIgga what the fuck, that's like 10 minutes. Go do your goddamn homework!

>leave a message saying "illusory wall"
>it's actually just a regular wall
WHAT HAVE I BECOME

>go down to blacksmith
>walk on bed
>"stick white stuff here"

>Bought a new game
>Never play it ever
SOMEBODY STOP ME

>have 10 word essay due in 5 seconds
>shitposting on Sup Forums instead
OOH YEAH BABY BABY

>play a game in a genre I've never played before
>"if you're new to the genre you should play on easy"
>play on medium
IF I WENT CRAZY THEN WOULD YOU STILL CALL ME SUPERMAN

>revive a fallen enemy
>kill him again

YOU CAN"T STOP ME

>already a hanzo locked in
>pick widowmaker

ALL I WANNA SAY IS THAT THEY DONT REALLY CARE ABOUT US

>500 words
Are you in 5th grade?

Epic

>never played a game
>shitposts about it anyways pretending to have done so

IF IM ALIVE AND WELL WILL YOU BE THERE HOLDING MY HAND

That's not Joker-tier if the PC port is worse

>comment 1
>comment 2
>song lyrics

chaos legion...

>Play Arkham Asylum on my triple
>can be the Joker
SOMEBODY STOP ME

>healer tells me not to stand in the aoe
>do it anyway
I'VE
BECOME SO NUMB

>tell Maggie Gyllenhaal she's beautiful
AGENT OF CHAOS

>Pass the speech check to receive the maximum amount of caps
>Refuse to do the job anyway

I'M JUST A SUCKA FOR PAIN

>don't need the loot
>roll for it anyway
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE

>play dark souls for the first time
>kill every NPC I meet
I'M LITERALLY SANE

>play game with character creation
>don't make a waifu

>play realism mod in oblivion
>never take a bath

LOSING MY SIGHT LOSING MY MIND WISH SOMEBODY WOULD TELL ME IM FINE

>NPC "please help"
>me "exit conversation"

>me
>youtube.com/watch?v=345Cj97ISJs

MY SPIRIT'S SLEEPING SOMEWHERE COLD

So everyone has basically forgotten about this Joker already, huh?

...

>play highly sexual fighting game
>don't use nude mods
WATCHING THE WORLD BURN

>character creator
>make black character
>max intelligence

I AM THE JOKER BABYYY

>ate dinner before 5PM

L E T
T H E
B O D I E S
H I T
T H E
F L O O R

>Enter the PVP zone in PVE-realm
>Activate my own PVP manually

LOCK THE KEY AND THROW AWAY THE DOOR

Ate dinner at 5AM
WE ARE NOT YOUR KIND OF PEOPLE

>made dinner
>didn't eat it

WHAT HAVE I BECOME

...

fucking kek, good joke familia

i love this thread

>go to the bathroom
>wash my hands
>don't try my hands
HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE

> stealth mission
> go loud at first opportunity
B A C K T H E F U C K U P

>Browse Sup Forums all day
>Don't even play video games
>Tell people that they're taste in vidya is shit

>Eat breakfast for all my meals
ALWAYS IMPORTANT NOT JUST ONCE A DAY

>"DO NOT TOUCH THE POWER BUTTON"
>touch the power button anyway

HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE

>Microwaved leftovers
>leave it in the microwave while it beeps for hours

DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING

>emeral herald tells me to seek seek lest
>don't
EIN ZWEI POLIZEI

HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE

>please take short breaks between playing sessions
>take long breaks instead

HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE

TIRED OF BEING WHAT YOU WANT ME TO BE

>Have to touch screen to continue
>Throw pudding cup at the screen to continue

W I L D M A N

>mom tells me to turn off the game's sound because she wants to sleep
>continue playing but with headphones
PAIN, WITHOUT LOVE

>New game in Botw
>"Teleport to the tower."
>walk there and climb it instead

WE'RE GONNA BURN ALRIGHT