I think Nintendo went all out with the sex appeal of this game, especially the Gerudo amazons

I think Nintendo went all out with the sex appeal of this game, especially the Gerudo amazons.

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same with the fairies

But Gerudo look like tra-, oh right, I forgot what board this was.

thicc af

I'm fucking SHOCKED nobody's talked about the upgrade animations

>level 1 blow kiss
>level 2 kiss on finger and taps links head and he blushes
>level 3 full on kiss to Link as he freaks out at THICC GIANT LIPS
>level 4 grabs link and hoists him above her head as she drags him into the watery abyss for mad fucking snu snu as he pants heavily after the upgrades done.

I haven't seen this much innuendo and sexual connotations since Zelda 2's "healing".

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Vids of this? For research purposes exclusively, of course

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Start at 3:33 if link doesn't work.

Lube up user and enjoy.

Thanks pal, I'll have to check it out on my break

>that motherly voice and physique

oh fuck boys

I at least hope she would give him eggs.

>fat ugly bitch
>sex appeal
They made all of the females ugly because attractive female characters upset the otomes/trapfags that this game is aimed at.

I mean someone's got to find them attractive

That's how your mom managed to plop you out, innit?

U avin a giggle m8? I'll clobber ya in the gabber so help me mum.

ye i hadda laff lmao

>Who are Mipha, Paya, Urbosa and Riju

Most Zelda fans are either gay or fujoshit. Why do you think there's so much more porn of Link than any of the female characters?

>people unironically find this attractive

Reminder you're no worse than the normies who want to fuck poo poo peebee

>Mipha
Flat and stubby legs

>Paya
Generally ugly and is the Hinata of Zelda, which is a bad thing

>Urbosa
>Riju
Giant noses and Riju is flat as a board

>he doesn't find wide hips and washboard abs sexy as hell

>Talking shit about Mipha

And you just called a character "poo poo peebee" because you thought it was funny.

She looks so plastic its not even funny.

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is she a dwarf?

I feel like the game has a surprising amount of semi lewd moments.

Can we talk about how there is at least one girl in every village that blatantly wants Link's dick? I counted 3 in the first village.

Nintendo loves stuff like that.

They're basically asking people to draw porn of Paya.

True.

>Hinata
>Bad thing
How does someone has such shit taste?

>that one girl who was just waiting for a big hunk to come knock her arrows
>gets "all heated" watching link shoot his bow because her husband doesn't shoot for her anymore
The innuendo in this game could not be any less subtle

I don't why everyone went so apeshit over the Fatal Frame censorship, skintight Zero Suit latex is way hotter than lingerie

Hold me brehs.

CAN YOU SNU SNU WITH PAYA?

Cencorshipfags doesn't care about FF anyway. Shitposting for the sake of shitposting.

Because it changes the story.

These guys are swole as fuck

>i dont get why people are attracted to different things than me

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That's what happens when you eat lots of mighty bananas

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>that neck roll they do in idle stance

How are they simultaneously goofy banana retards AND badass?

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>bone her when she's only 5'1"
>a few years later she comes back looking for a booty call
>she's now an 8'5" amazonian thunderthighed goddess
>snaps your neck like a twig

that's a lotta hearts

fucken heh, m8

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False. Nice try though, shitposter.

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>yfw she wants to fatten up Link

not like a motherly thicc woman fattening up a twink is my fetish or anything..,

No, she's a Zora. Fucking idiot.

based on the height difference
can we safely say that these guys are the gerudo voes?

>hair

Only one man is born to the Gerudo at a time

>the gerudo voes
First of all, they're explicitly Sheikah offshoots
Secondly, Gerudo only have one male birth every 100 years.

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what the FUCK is Risa's problem?

whoa there bruddas
not saying they're born gerudo
they're the voes TO the gerudos

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I want to fatten her up.

So who was the dude born when you were reviving

They're turncoat Sheikah members

OoT / MM / TP was the upper limit on this.

What I'm seeing of BotW is just too much, disgusting.

i want her to sit on my face

sup?

>Gerudo must seek out other races to reproduce

so they literally are the Asari race.

Gerudo came first and Asari can reproduce amongst themselves

Gerudo don't have dicks tho

Sheeeeeittt, I want to see their huge feet.

>it's real

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>strongfat Gerudo amazons

boner knock it off

Right? The fetish-art community is being way too slow on that one. Nothing on the Horizon girl yet either.

>we want the fat ugly black tranny audience

Dangerously low test detected

>only strongfat Zelda art is of HW Impa

A fine choice, yes, but there could be so much more.

I think Keiji made one of her but 1. All his shit looks the same and 2. It might be of Riju

Probably only Hylians and other humans. (probably including Sheikah)

based Nintendo!

Where are the other fairies located? I have the black one and the hateno village one.

>That Gerudess bent over the Shrine pedestal

Lake of the Horse God in Faron, somewhere south of one of the western/Rito stables (a guy has a sidequest for one), east of the Akkala region tower (unless that's the black one), and I assume by Hateno you mean Kakariko? Otherwise you'd have to direct me to that.

That one wandering Gerudo chick was getting all steamy about Gorons

That is lewd af.

>gets fucked so hard he's passed out at the end

I'd give her my leviathan bone if you know what I'm saying.

Sometimes I shoot arrows at her just to watch her bodyguard get into wary stance but never actually do anything

Daily reminder that miphafags and urbosafags are deejenerits
:^)

>attack guards near city
>they grab their spears and attack you right back
>you can parry their spear thrust

I want Risa to sexually torture me.

Post it for reference

We'll probably find out in the DLC story.

>that fairy pussy put his ass to sleep
Fucking perfect. I may just have to pick this up