What are some strategy games where you can do that?

What are some strategy games where you can do that?

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Why the fuck would you jump into a charge right before they hit your own dug in spear wall? Thats fucking suicidal

>set up defensive spear/shield wall
>jump over it anyways
>into a full charge

Because whoever designed/wrote that scene was a moron, and was thinking, "Hey, you know'd be badass looking?"

because its fucking cool

I saw this in the cinema. It was hard to contain my autism when i saw this piece of shit battle as a seasoned armchair general.

God the hobbit movies were such anime-tier garbage

>were gonna hang you upside down and you're gonna pretend you're fighting a bunch of dudes while flying

>Lets stand in two single file lines while charging up this staircase

What did the Academy Award recipient and accomplished director Peter Jackson mean by this?

Mods should go nuclear on this catalog.

So it has come to this...

lol physics

This is some Devil May Cry or Bayonetta shit here. I can only accept shit this goofy if it's interactive.

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I don't remember this part. Extended version?

Bladestorm, kinda.

What the fuck is going on here? Are their heads glued together or something?

I like that the shield wall is only one high at the end of the clip.

What in the actual fuck

when the fuck did this happen?
ultra enhanced edition?

the whole shtick about this dwarf was that he had part of an axe stuck in his head

actually it isnt

Bad Taste is still his best movie

>actually being blind
kek

>have a phalanx shield wall
>decide to jump OVER your own barricades into a horde of enemies, completely negating the entire point of the phalanx.

Holy shit. I had no idea the Hobbit movies were THIS fucking atrocious.

you would know wouldnt you

I like how Legolas started off as simply a skilled bowman and now in the Hobbit movies he's fucking Dante from DMC.

>jump over shield wall
>orcs just shove the elves into the spears
WOOOOOOOOOW

What do you mean,they were great.

>some autistic stupid mechanism purposely designed for fucking over elven archers
That's actually pretty dwarfy, desu

Wow and I thought Desolation of Smaug was shitty Peter Jackson Fanfiction.

Wait what, what is that?

Also this did not happen in the cinema version if i remember right, they just charged down to help the elves? or do I remember it wrong?

>slow elven arrows completly destroyed by randoms wtf proyectiles.
dear god, this is horrible.

ok /(t)v/, discussion time

Did Hackson make this pile of shit of a trilogy in this manner because he, much like Lucas, got free reins in doing what he wanted to or because he never wanted to deal with Tolkien's works ever again?

>it's okay when dwarves do it

>ARCHERS FIRE EVERYTHING OFF IN A SINGLE VOLLEY

Hobbit is supposed to be for children, so he just doesn't give a fuck. Kinda like Lucas, actually.

he got fucked over by the producers and had insufficient time

Because it's a trap.

>Haha, you thought we were doing the smart thing and being defensive but we're actually going to attack you!!

that first volley is what fucks up an advance

good thing they had mounted cavalry AND anti-artillery contraptions on their side

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I think he just got fucked over by the the producers frankly. I mean, i'm sure he was fine with all the gorillions he got paid, but i have no doubts that splitting the fucking thing into 3 movies and making them 90% CGI and into an action flick were decisions that came from higher up.

>spinning javelins break apart the incoming volley of arrows

...but that doesn't stop the pieces of arrow from existing. It just means there are even more splintered sharp sticks in the air above the dwarves to rain down upon them and fuck them up

I bet you had the tab open already.

And some people wonder why people hate the Hobbit movies.
Or the new Star Wars movies.

The action scenes in the Hobbit are the good parts of the movies, it's the plot that makes them bad. You just have to remember that Bilbo is telling the story so he's obviously exaggerating things that happened.

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peter jackson didn't even give a shit about making these and he certainly didn't want to make 3 movies out of a 200 page book. he used to cut scenes for the slightest thing, for the hobbit he just let whatever get through because they had to pad the movie so hard. also if you want to know why the fights are shit look no further than here.

The fight scenes are fine, only someone with autism can't enjoy them. It's an old man retelling his story in a fantasy world, of course it's not going to be realistic even in it's own setting.

It's the plot and dialogue that makes the movies terrible.

yes but now the force applied to them at launch is negated substantially
worst case scenaro - your mount has prick in his bum

>The action scenes in the Hobbit are the good parts of the movies
I mean...
Some where ok. But the over the top use of CGI and the exaggerated shit just ruined a lot of them, especially in the last movie.

>The action scenes in the Hobbit are the good parts of the movies

if THESE are the best things about the movie than theres nothing good at all

>that extra love triangle
Why

LOL, RYDER IS A MANLET

we need to talk about how bioware is intentionally ruining aethetics in videogames. at this point it is a full assault on the heroic ideal, which has been a staple of western culture for thousands of years. everyone is ugly, everyone is badly proportioned, everyone moves strangely, everyone has bad posture, everyone is weak.

heros should be people to aspire to, wtf is bioware doing?

ok guys

it's time for Sup Forums to go to bed

DUDE

Elrond and Saruman fighting the Wraiths was kinda cool

He definitely got fucked over by the studio

This.

WEED

>I'm the cook.

This is the dumbest rationalization I've read for these shitty movies yet. Good job

FUCK PHYSICS

JUST LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES

When leaving the theater after viewing this, I felt so very disappointed and couldn't quite put my finger on as to why I felt that way.

Viewing these made me realize just how horribly shitty that movie was.

Goddamn it Jackson, why'd you do this? I had so much hope for The Hobbit.

Please tell me they won't be letting him do The Silmarillion adaptation.

That scene is shit but just to play the devils advocate the Tolkien elves were more than able to pull off ridiculous stunts.

This was bound to happen. This is what happens when you take take a 300 page children's book and turn it into a total of 12 fucking hours of movie time spread over an entire trilogy. There's simply not enough content for all of that, so he ends up shoehorning a bunch of fanfiction bullshit into it.

I watched Desolation of Smaug, and I knew I'd be better off never watching the final movie of the Hobbit trilogy. Why? Because the point where DoS ends off is only a couple chapters away from the end of the book. That means they were going to turn a couple fucking PAGES at the end of the book into an entire goddam 4 hour movie.

WB doesn't have the right to the Silmarillion i think.
The Tolkien estate is really holding onto those.

That loops nearly perfectly.

Also this is something elves can do in the TT game, so I can see this bullshit being the case in the movie.

Funny thing is, humans are still the best race for nearly everything despite that.

Peter Jackson has problems with pacing and overreliance on special effects at times, just look at King Kong which is exemplary of everything wrong with him and right with him

Now put in a series where he doesn't have the time to make practical effects as numerous as LOTR and needs to fill the story because the studio needs 3 films without the time to write better filler and he suddenly becomes a big fucking problem

fucking lol

>so he ends up shoehorning a bunch of fanfiction bullshit into it

I think he took some stuff from the Unfinished Tales and slammed it in there, but yeah, it's still shit.

I must've just been hearing rumors then. I can't for the life of me see anyone making a satisfying film or even film trilogy with all the massive amounts of shit that takes place in The Silmarillion.

He pretty much hated working on those movies and got cucked by studios.

HES A ELF IT DOESNT HAVE TO MAKE SENCE

I hope to fucking god the Silmarillion stays untouched.

are you dumb? Bilbo got knocked out during the battle of 5 armies in the book so how could he possibly tell that part of the story?

I wouldn't mind seeing how one fucking elf with a spear kills a dragon.

A dragon much, much, much bigger than Smaug. Like Bilbo:Smaug::Smaug:This Dragon

>level 20 d&d character bored as fuck

>I wouldn't mind seeing how one fucking elf with a spear kills a dragon.
Ironically i feel this over the top shit they pulled would fit the silmarillion more than the hobbit and lotr. The guy killed a mountain sized dragon while riding a flying boat.

just imagine if we had gotten guillermo del toro's hobbit trilogy

an inventive, accomplished director dedicated to practical effects and in love with the source material, ready to make his own mark on the property.

instead, we got the disinterested work of a tired old man

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WHY WOULD YOU EVEN HAVE INFANTRY IF YOU HAVE A WEAPON LIKE THAT

JUST INVEST ALL YOUR RESOURCES IN THAT TECHNOLOGY

I'd love to watch 3 guys go to kill a dragon only to have one pussy out, another get hit in the head with a rock and die, and the third to kill the dragon but kill himself shortly after.

Wait, that isn't a videogame?

I never understood autism about this part. Yes it's stupid and defies physics, but it's 'fun' to watch.
This however is fucking retarded.

I think they're gonna make a Tolkien movie, about the man himself, that might be it.

But the orcs are all already charging and prepped to attack. It would be surprising for a second and then the elves would get butchered.

The elves were going to assault the mountain and the dwarves came to the aid of the defenders. In the actual story though they never actually fought, they just were getting prepared when Gandalf came and told them the orcs were coming.

Except the mechanisms for them are retarded and that's not how physics works.

Why did they even pretend as if love was something that elves couldn't even feel.

Why didn't Legolas just solo Sauron's army? Who the fuck needs hobbits and all that other shit?

So was the book. And that wasn't over-the-top

he got told by gandalf???????????

Me too, I mean, no one would ever be able to do shit like The War Of Wrath or Nírnaeth Arnoediad justice.

Not very fun when it stupid.

A Children Of Hurin movie might be good.. There's probably not enough material there though.