97

>97

I'd respect him more if he wasn't so fat. someone being fat is a telltale sign they are a worthless piece of shit

BASED

>guy who's whole shtick is being contrarian and controversial did something contrarian and controversial

wow

Is there a youtube account that reuploads jim sterlings videos so I dont have to give him money to watch them?

Losing weight is hard, man.

Finally an honest review

I will never understand why this guy became popular.

He is not smart.
He is not funny.
He is not even good looking.

There is literally no reason to like him.

Can someone give me a quick rundown on him and what he did?

I fucking wish all fatties would stop thinking this.

It's not

Single handedly lowered the botw metacritic score. Ninty might not ever recover.

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Gave an honest review and is getting harassed becaused he doesn't think Zelda is perfect

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>Fatass sjw that cries for attention through Nintendo hate and supports theft because muh streambux
Also worth noting that he gave Fallout Shelter an 8.5 and Dead Rising 4 an 8.
What a fucking faggot, he's obviously doing this shit for attention.

Get adblock. Don't donate to his patreon. Boom.

A no-name company copyright striked one of his videos, and he's been riding off that controversy ever since, just like total biscuit.
this, basically

Whats so controversial about giving an average game an average score?

You can post this as many times as you'd like, but the score is still 97 now

He's just another liberal literal cuck who thinks everything is sexist.

Wait, am I going crazy or didn't this exact scenario already happen with one of the Wii zelda games?

barely, and even then it's not due to actual difficulty but rather ignorance. If you actually take a small amount of time to learn about the shit you stuff in your mouth everyday, it's very easy to lose weight

>Let it Die: 7/10
>Nioh: 10/10
>Final Fantasy XV: 8/10
>Dead Rising 4: 8/10
>Horzion: 9.5/10
oh boy

>cuck has been used so much that you have to put the word literal right next to it to show you're not memeing
What have we amounted to

It really canoodles the old poodle. He managed to claw himself to relevancy back when screaming angry contrarian reviewers were the hot shit and has clinged to that ever since.

By some fucking miracle people still give a shit about him. Enough to pay him 11,000 a month. I don't fucking get it. His reviews have always been garbage, his schtick is played out and annoying as shit, and to top it off he's a greasy haired fat fuck with the personality of your average comic book store employee.

I don't fucking get it. What kind of soul selling deal did Sterling make?

>give a game an actual review, instead of just blindly praising it.
>cause a whole fan base to sperg
I would find it more funny and respect him for all that except he gave Horizon a 95, which basically points at him deliberately doing this for attention. While, still funny it makes no sense. The only thing I can figure is maybe he liked horizon more because it held his hand and basically plays itself and Zelda didn't it? Either way, THAT makes him look stupid

Savage bruh

but his wife admitted to being in an open relationship, get educated you cuck

Jim's review isn't surprising at all given his hatred of Nintendo and his obsession with identity politics. He's one of the mentally ill lunatics who based Nintendo because Link wasn't a girl. He's one of the guys who called them woman haters for firing a whore. His Breath of the Wild review wasn't a review of the game. It was a way for him to try and attack the company for not catering to the whims of SJWs.

>based

Not his point at all, calm yourself spaz.

NO HE'S JUST BEING CONTRARIAN REEEEEEEEE

> He has not heard of Chu Chu Rocket.

Yes and it's sad that you have to differentiate between cuck and an actual cuck. Who's the cuck here?

Well yeah, he kind of is, but he's doing it in an openly retarded way.

>Defending Jim Stirling's clickbaiting just to troll Nintendokiddies

Fuck's sake I don't like looking at his fat face you assholes

Fucking REKT M8

ur mum lmao

You have to look at games in context. You have to see things in relation to how they appear compared to others. This is a world where SS can get a 94 and HZD can get an 89. Neither of those games deserve their scores.

BotW does open-world right. It doesn't do open-world perfectly, but it actually DOES open world, which is something you can't say about any other game on the market. We learned how to make good open-world games decades ago, and in the past years absolutely nobody has applied any of that knowledge. BotW applies it.

Does that make BotW a good game? No. It makes BotW a perfectly average game. BotW meets the bare fucking minimum standard of a "game", in that it actually applies the design concepts it needs to in order to make "open world" work.

No other game has done that in over ten years. And yet so, so many of them have gotten scores in the 80s, in the 90s. Skyward Sword got a 94, HZD got an 89. These games aren't good. They're below average, at best. They deserve 4s, tops. BotW deserves a 5 or a 6. But we have to look at it in context. A game is better than a game that scores a 94 - so what score do we give it?

It has to be very high.

BotW represents a revolution. If BotW gets INCREDIBLE scores, then maybe developers will start actually making GAMES again, rather than pieces of trash. Maybe they'll start following the lessons we learned decades ago.

But a 97 is far less impressive than a 98. Fat Fuck Sterling changed the score to be contrarian, and that small, one-point difference could be the difference between a Good Future and a Bad Future. It's the difference between more games like BotW, and more games like we've been having for almost a decade. I want more good games, not more puffed up pieces of garbage.

That's why BotW deserves a good score. So that other, later games can actually DESERVE their good scores.

Jim Sterling is the only Youtube channel I use Adblock on.

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>From The Dawn Of Time to 3 days ago
Sup Forums:Jim Sterling? Isn't he that SJW with a Tumblrwhale for a wife? What a cuck!
>Now
Sup Forums:S-shut up Jim Sterling is my favorite E-Celeb!

Isn't it past your bed time nintenkiddo?

Lost 80 lbs a few years back.
Literally all I did was slowly start eating better and jogging every other day.

>He is not smart.
>He is not funny.
>He is not even good looking.
>
>There is literally no reason to like him.


What you're saying is, he's Sup Forums

Thank god for him

What is this AIDS posting?

This guy has always been shit, can't wait for the day when nobody remembers him....like I do. Seriously forgot this asshat even existed until I found this thread.

The biggest irony is that Jim is only rating Horizon higher than Zelda for SJW reasons.

>What you're saying is, he's Sup Forums

Yes, and even Sup Forums hates him.

Don't even care about console wars
I'm just sick of Sup Forums doing a 180 on opinions it's had for years because they help them right now

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SO HERE I AM

>He didn't even use the correct scores

>FF15
>higher than 3/10

Opinion fucking discarded

But it's not impossible.In my case I was 6'0 and skinny as fuck,in 1.5 years I got a considerable muscle mass gain.In my opinion gain weight is more hard but isn't impossible.

shit, I guess I should enjoy my game less.

What ps4 games got a 97?

waiting for Sup Forums to eat itself unlike shrugs when nier got dropped

fucking this

>Getting this asspained over a game getting a decent score

This is 8.8 all over again

kek

GTA 5 :^)

THE MADMAN HE ACTUALLY GAVE A NINTENDO GAME A BAD SCORE

He doesn't make money off of youtube. He's funded entirely through Patreon. He just doesn't like Nintendo trying to make ad money on his videos because he wants his videos to be ad-free.

Should we be surprised that a guy whose last few videos have been centered around hating Nintendo because they're SUCH HUGE JEWS for taking his HARD EARNED ad revenue away rates a Nintendo game badly?

>but sony!

Never fails

Obese fuck

Got any more porn of Link and Aloy?

Read
I don't know how more people on Sup Forums don't know this but Jim doesn't get money from Youtube videos. He's ad-free. Nintendo claiming his content puts ads on his videos.

You're overthinking it. nailed it on the head.

Not even Yhatzee had the balls to disrespect nintendo in his review as badly.

>Sup Forums level shitposting about 1 (one) review

top laff

I fucking called this shit, this fat cuck purposely ruins a good metacritic review score just to give himself publicity.
Scum of the earth.

LET THE MATURE GUYS TALK

You mean the same guy who got a TON of hate for rating Brawl badly?

>He did it for publicity
>He did it to lower the metacritic score
>He did it because he hates Nintendo

No no no, you guys have it all wrong. He doesn't hate Nintendo.

He hates you. As in, you personally.

or he was honest in his review.

no, its really not

Well there was no doubt that this would be the topic for the next few days at least.

Lmoa

He made some good points about the Triple A gaming industry right as it was finally starting to become more obvious to people what the endemic problems in it's structure and approach were. That was kind of his peak and then he got bogged down in stupid personal vendetta's that were entirely specific to him and it was all downhill from there.

I hate him too. For his shitty Vanquish review.

>But he's Queer/wierd and says Dirty things all the time!

His audience is mostly likely highschoolers that actually find him insightful,

>ubitowers? really? hah! 7/10
>gives horizon a 10/10
hmmm

different opinions on vidya ? NEVER

same.

So how many cycles with the same shitposts for this one Sup Forums? 10? 12? 20? 50?

>nioh 10/10
yeah, like he wasn't more obvious when giving a tecmo made ninja gaiden/souls hybrid a perfect score

Wait, this guy's score counts on Metacritic? Jim "I love BBC" Cuckling?

Lmao, the next person who tells me Metacritic "professional" scores count for shit is getting fucking raped in the mouth.

no sadly, aloy doesn't have much porn yet

>I can't fathom why so many reviewers gave this game 10/10 scores and while I post this in the body of my review I swear this totally isn't affecting my response to the game at all or possibly even the entire reason I'm doing this review and so late so that it stands out all the more.

Come on Sup Forums

The fact that he can send this website into a sustained 8+hour rage wherein they trash talk everything from his personal appearance, to his sex life, to how much more money he makes than them a month is really just more of a reason to love him.

So, still better than any PS4 exclusive in history?
LOL

horizon has ubitowers too, except they're just walking
he lowered the score for BotW for having "ubitowers" aka (literally just any tower) and then gives Horizon a 10/10 when it has the same shit
yeah no biased there

But really. Everything that he complains about in BoTW is done worse in Horizon.

I love skyrim because it's open world but I hate BOTW because it's open world

That's how retarded Jim is sounding

I was weighing in at 220 lbs then I got diagnosed with gallbladder dyskinesia and laying off the fatty foods and coke made me lose around 40 lbs in the first month
I weighed 160 after just 3 months

You know I want source

Why is 97/100 bad?