How the fuck?

How the fuck?

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Sex sells

>you can make six figures developing porn text adventures
Time to rethink my life

He's not even maximizing his profits because TQ doesn't have any furshit in it. He could easily hit 30k

DLC

>beat game
>ended up a super strong acrobatic genius with permanent navel length hair, DD breast, 44 inch hips, and incontinent
>had to pay 15000 of in game money because they took my ability to walk
>no epilogue because I wasn't a patreon donor
Also had to sacrifice my characters virginity that I worked so hard to keep to the tentacle monster

Fenoxo makes $27K a month to play Overwatch and whine about his health while other people make his game for him

It's a good deal if you can get in on it

>Fenoxo
Post the 20 page eassy /vg/ wrote

I wish I could write smut

>really like this sort of game
>bimbofication turns me off like nothing else
I just want a game where I can make a pure attractive virgin waifu and dungeon crawl while giving handjobs to anything that moves

This is dumb. Trap quest isn't even good smut. It's just appeals to a niche fetish.

It's why he makes that money people will pay more money for their niche fetishes

It's not that hard, but it does take some time/effort if you care about your product.

I make about $400/mo from Patreon atop commissions for FE:A smut. Could be more maybe if I chose a more popular series, but being inspired to care about it is a challenge.

>People who's fetishes aren't served by mainstream porn will pay more for a lower quality equivilent because the market isn't saturated

Stop the fucking presses

That's exactly why it's popular no one else is appealing to these people

I'm surprised no one's making Cuck/NTR themed porn game because that fetish is on the rise for some fucking reason

There are a crapload of porn game creators on patreon dude. Majority of them are either made in RPG maker or Renpy with the odd few that are made in stuff like Unity or other engines.

No one wants to play a game about that shit though

Good thing it's text based, because that art looks like shit.

>$27k a month

jesus fuck what am I doing with my life

Not no one sane anyway, but there is propably some degenerate like that macro Star Fox guy but for NTR/Cucking and will pay anything to see it.

If someone is capable of writing that shit, I could program the text game. That part would be easy.
Is anyone here able to write shitty porn? Let's make some money.

based on what? hentai episodes? there arent that many.

>This shit is making nearly as much as Cloud Meadow
>Fenoxo makes over double it
lol

I'm down

There's heaps of them, unless you don't play Jap games for some reason.

To H
Netorare Sister Misaki
Whatever the sequel to that was
NTRPG
NTRPG2
Thug Hero Quest

That's just off the top of my head, all of them are in English too

So does Fen.

>FE:A smut
your website please

>textbased porn
>2017

>program

make it browser based. no one wants to download a fucking program to read text

10k and still doesn't have any decent art for his game, just complete trash.

The game doesn't actually look like that. I don't know what that shit in his header on his site is
imgur.com/8wDv124?r

>picture

anyone's imagination is 1000x better than that shit art.

People pay for this?

Well, it's only writing and some pictures I've commissioned.

archiveofourown.org/users/JLDavenport/works

I swear there is no justice in this world. I'm just happy someones making a Towergirls game with 3k per month.

People dont realize this sort of thing is a plateau and absolutely kills any hope of you having a future career in art, writing, etc.

>"So what did you do"
>"I made a patreon about furry text porn adventures and there's an Encyclopedia Dramatica article on how big of a fuckwad I am, using my real name"
>"Get out"

Is that a reference to fen? He fucking hated his former job I remember that much.

yeah you will always be known as a weirdo who writes weird shit

What kinda smut game are we making

>Towergirls Kingdom Conquest

Ma nig

Scalie

Not these artists' imagination lol

Oh no, no future prospects. Oh wait, 27k a month.

>I can earn a $120,000 salary by making text-based porn games
This sounds like something I could realistically do.

>You can make a six figure salary by making smut on the internet to desperate and stupid perverts
>It doesn't even have to be good smut
How are there not teams of developers from /agdq/ working together to make money off of these guys right now? It looks so fucking easy to make money off these perverts it's unbelievable. Bonus points if they're furries.
I'm tempted to get a team started myself to do this even.

Who said you have to use your real name?

How do I git gud at Trap Quest? Wandering around getting fucked is fun and all, but how do I actually get stronger? Is it just a matter of looting a million articles of clothing until you find ones that give bonuses, or is there some other way to level up?

Crap art, fully furry, fat nonsense and all the girls are worthless sluts.

Had some potential.

>How are there not teams of developers from /agdq/ working together to make money off of these guys right now?
Tell me ten games released from there or the Sup Forums gamedev threads thats worth a shit.
Thats why

you need to program a browser based game as well...

I'm no fanfiction writer but I do ERP a lot.
I could probably come up with a storyboard.

Does it honestly matter if you make so much money you can live off of for a long time if you're not a fucktard?

Not him but same. Want to discuss this off-site and demonstrate your ERP skills?

Have they ever tried working together to get shit done, though?
All I ever saw from /agdq/ were shitty unity solo projects and RPG maker shit.
Imagine if somebody with a leader mindset got them working together though. With their collective autism, I'm sure you could so something wondrous.

the shame doesn't wash out of your soul

>Can't draw, can write and program
>Want to dev vidya for a living but I want to actually be able to eat, don't want actual creative control and don't have any connections
Should I just give up and make porn games. How did these guys get so successful anyway? I've played a few and they're not too great. Game-wise or smut-wise.

average people do stupid things when their dicks are hard

retard. he meant to script a game so that it runs in the browser. making a standalone program would would be a waste of your time unless you did a VN or something that has actual gameplay.

Most people have shitty jobs they hate and never "fulfill their dreams" or whatever

>draw a girl
>call it a boy

Sure but there has gotta be a reason why these particular ones make money as opposed to the (presumably hundreds) that don't.

Porn is the easiest way to make people part with their money. Get into a fetish market that hasn't been blown open by somebody else and you will make mad cash.

Porn is an area where demand is endless, and far outstrips supply.

See the issue with that is trying to corral a group of autists together is hard enough. doing that on Sup Forums or /vg/ is that much harder because by definition, no one here is good at working with another person.The thing about making a game in a group is that unless you have one person doing every portion of the work (one person on programming, one on testing, one on art, one on writing, etc etc) working at a similar pace, one autist is going to get so much further ahead that they're gonna be unable to continue working until other people catch up, and by that point they'll have burned out.

People HAVE tried. Multiple times. With groups of 10 or even more people, and also small groups of 4 or 5.

Remember the Sup ForumsGAs? That was a project that started with like 20 people, but people put in a day's worth of work then got bored and stopped bothering.

Sup Forums is filled with people who browse it 18 hours a day for a reason, they're unfit for real life, that includes work. I'm the same.

I don't know the details about these fucks and don't want to, but any artistic endeavor usually favors those with popular friends and such that can push their product widely
Like how good artists can be ignored simply because they don't know any popular artists to parrot their shit

which one of you pathetic faggots is this?

Anonymity is both a benefit and a detriment.

We're discussing porn. Fuck off with that e-celeb shit

It's all about marketing yourself I imagine. The best and easiest way to ensure your work gets popular is to have a specific audience in mind with your work and appeal to them.
I feel like it'd be extremely easy to get a quick following if you were to make pony porn for instance, since actually quality artists get the spotlight shown on them very easily and very often on derpibooru.

If you're serious, email me at: [email protected]
Is that what those patreon users are using? If so I'll program for that.

>Towergirls game

I'm too scared to look it up. Please tell me it's not being made by the same autistic community that has turned towergirls into "fat dragons and some other shit we don't care about"

>people put in a day's worth of work then got bored and stopped bothering.
>Sup Forums is filled with people who browse it 18 hours a day for a reason, they're unfit for real life, that includes work
Sup Forums also applies to this. it hurts to live knowing the only thing stopping yourself from making ebin cash is your attention span and laziness

Towergirls is the same pandering garbage being shilled for a quick buck you ducking tool.

if you make that much, you only need to have some very basic knowledge about investment and you won't give a shit about your future career anymore because you can retire after 5-6 years

There's literally, LITERALLY a VN called Please Bang My Wife. I think it even has a sequel.

>Have they ever tried working together to get shit done, though?
They all want to do their own thing and none of them have money to pay people to do things that they don't want to do. Most would be more than happy to offer a share of profits but most are understandably unwilling to work for no immediate (or guaranteed) reward.

Plus I'd be cautious about entering into business like that with somebody I don't know. I'd be more than happy to do it with friends though but it's hard to make friends in /agdg/. Most of the people don't do anything and those who have done something are too busy trying to feel superior, talk down to other and/or sniff their farts over what they have done rather than actually making friends, updating others on their progress or encouraging progress. I'm unsure if many people in the /agdg/ community actually like eachother. There are exceptions of course, there are a few cool devs there.

I don't know anything about the community, but there's a massive fat dragon as pretty much one of the most prominent characters.

And of course, your only option is to be a submissive bitch to her.

Scalies, furries, and monstergirls have all been covered. Even """aliens""" are already on lockdown as per TiTS.

Time to fuck some bugs, boys.

Yeah, it's shit then.

>I don't know anything about the community
It just turned into everyone jerking each other off over 4 different dragons and trying to imply that their head canon is the law.

What's the best way to program a browser-based text game?

Patreon is used for money laundering.

>tfw no one makes good games based around diapers and infantalism
I know I'm a degenerate.

>Time to fuck some bugs, boys.
Already been done in CoC and TiTS. Unless you mean a whole game based around bug fugging. In which case, you might be onto something.

Do you have money? Are diaperfags an untapped market?

Put all your bonus points into strength and dexterity with like 80% of them being in strength. Beat the shit out of all the sex dolls and any gladiator you see. Keep breast size small if you're playing as a girl. Bless every items wish for strength from the djinn. Find a nice tall pair of heels and wear them until your character feels stable. Drink whatever colored cans or tanks make your stronger and faster

no, typically diaperfags fall under furry, and if not, when you get desperate enough, your inhibitions just disappear and they become furry.

Despite what people meme about, most established niches of porn are tightly locked down already, and you'll need to work to mix and match fetishes to stand out in any way whatsoever.

There's no programming, just scripting. Just learn javascript, a backend language, and a database.

Games exist but they're all shit. Too niche otherwise.

The guy in the OP is making a diaper and infantalism game and trap quest has a lot of diaper stuff in it.

>And of course, your only option is to be a submissive bitch to her.

That's not true. You can kill all three dragons. You can kill all girls for that matter

Already working on a smut game
patreon.com/simpleteachings

Contact me through my channel. I could use your help.

I can program, but I can't draw to save my life.

Why is Sup Forums so envious of other people's money? Like, why do you care?

Because we want money and success just like them,

Money is good

I don't have money

that is bad

What we really need is a game where you fuck eldritch horrors. Bonus points if it's spooky

Isn't it obvious? Making money without doing any real work is the NEET dream. Enough money to buy all of the consoles and games we want, and no job to eat away at our free time.

Money makes the world go around

you can fug a ghost in CoC

You can't make a game which is both spooky and sexy.

I just want to do half work and work out all day and if I had tons of money I could live that dream

Ah cool, I'm not the only one that likes it on here.

Personally I like that they gave the girls some meat. Being a little THICC is ok with me. The guy they have doing animations though I think I can say is doing a great job so far. Art has been hit or miss for me.