Gearbox are giving away the game for free now to everyone that wants it.
THIS
CHANGES
EVERYTHING
Why don't do you want to be a badass and play battleborn, Sup Forums?
>Battleborn is: FPS; hobby-grade coop campaign; genre-blended, multi-mode competitive e-sports; meta-growth, choice + epic Battleborn Heroes!
>Why don't do you want to be a badass and play battleborn, Sup Forums?
I don't want cancer.
Free might just be within my budget, user. Post a link?
Be at PAX
well too bad, guess its still no battleborn for me then
Can imagine Randy chasing people through PAX trying to give them Battleborn but they just keep running from him.
Hope the codes go up on g2a for cheap. I'd buy it for $5
Maybe they should have thought about this before Paladins swooped in and grabbed the poorfag market
Blunder of the decade
Hell yeah brother! See you in the fight to save the last star in the universe :) Gearbox employees and Randy are legit, low key cool af for this
By the next convention they'll be paying people to take a copy.
>hobby-grade coop campaign
Gets me every time.
is this game worth 5 bucks
This art style is terrible
Yes, and it turns me on.
fuck off with your bait thread. that isn't close to free fucktard
But OP, are there any bad ass female heroes for me to kick butt with?
STOP LAUGHING!
Of course!
Feminism is awesome!
no, but it's worth 3 bucks
no
fuck no!
Feminism is indeed awesome user, and not at all insane, pointless or laughable.
Only *real* men can step up to the plate and come to terms with the future being feminist.
No!
ahaha
>Only 11 reviews
...
>LITERALLY HAVE TO GIVE THE GAME AWAY NOW
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>playing blunderborn
...
How dare you speak to me
Actual free to play coming soon. But then it'll be even worse because they'll lock even more shit behind paywalls. It'll be SMNC 2.0.
Every time.
Randy Pitchford presents
A game by Sean Murray
Written by Anthony Burch
Art & Animation by Brianna Wu
Published by Bioware
Only on uPlay
God, it's like watching your pet dog slowly waste away. He's suffering and yet you can't bring yourself to take him to the vet and finally let go.
Please Randy.
For your own sake.
I"M DOING IT
YOU CAN'T STOP ME
Nice to see a feminist ally who isn't afraid of strong capable badass women.
It's your funeral.
can I get one too
>SMNC 2.0
I've played both. This is far worse than SMNC.
>one hour and thirty five minutes
Physicalcuck here, embarrassing.
>He's unaware that the estimation is always ~3 times longer than actual
I'd rather pay $3 and wait an hour
This is true. SMNC was at least fun at it's core. It was just ruined by microtransactions and pay to win shit.
Where does Peter Molyneux fit in
"Creative Director"
Remember that this was supposed be Gearbox's money print for years.
And the fact the player-base was comically small.
>Uber does 0 advertising, they bank on people liking the game after hitting level 20 and claiming their TF2 Pyro head
>The matchmaking is identical to a more recent game in nature, Dead by Daylight, which just matches the first people in queue into a game with no regards for player skill levels
>New people get stomped by the older players who not only know multiple factors more than them, but also are mechanically stronger because of that tonic system or whatever with all the ranks of stuff
>Uber abandons the game after adding two characters for Planetary Annihilation, which they also fuck up
>The game slowly shrivels up and dies, even the Steam Inventory for it is dead now
Wasn't it their most expensive production, too?
Could be worse. Could be
>3D models by Brianna Wu
>animation by Bioware
If they had made the same exact game but just used Borderlands assets and called it Borderlands Badass Brawl or some shit it would have printed money for years.
or they could just drop the meme speak and remove the feminist angle
it already is
I'm surprised they haven't gone free to play yet.
>Look Mom, i posted it again
Jesus fucking wept, don't you have anything else to do other than shitpost about a filler title from a year back?
Go outside, play some sports. Lose some weight you fat fucks.
Get a gf
>search "Battleborn" on Amazon
>PS4 version is $7.99
>Xbone is $11.99
>fourth result on the page is Overwatch still selling for $50
Yes. They poured basically everything into this game except their setup for a side project relating to remastering games.
>Bulletstorm FULL CLIP Edition for a whopping $50 with no free upgrade or discount for previous owners on Steam
Anyway, they even printed mountains of trading cards that Gamestop literally gave away release day. CRATES of them.
Battleborn was literally a "too big to fail" project.
Blame Activision. They pull the same bullshit with Cawadooty titles.
>people won't pay a dollar
>thinking people will play for free
If someone offered me shit at no cost I wouldn't take it
Depends.
Do you add Colonial Marines' budget to that of BL2 or do you not?
>tfw Randy is so pathetic that this may actually be him posting
Hello Randy, haven't seen you in a while
That one makes sense since EA still owns the publishing rights to the original version. You can't promote a title with a discount via someone elses game.
>"Go outside, play some sports. Lose some weight you fat fucks.
Get a gf"
This is so salty even for a shill.
Randy is it you?
STOP
>just drop the meme speak and remove the feminist angle
And what would they be left with, user?
>Randy boogieman
Pathetic.
You know what i've done for 7 months? Started boxing and lost 30kgs. Feel great about myself.
Still no gf though....
7/10
You actually sound like Randy.
Why are you on Sup Forums if you don't wanna talk about video games.
>implying i can't do all of those and still laugh at failure
call me a normie or whatever but some things transcend status
Refer to the above.
Because i'm not Randy.
He's right behind you
what the fuck is that thing
this does not expand Dong
Call me when the game is given away free with new purchases of Overwatch.
I still won't play it. I won't play Overwatch either, it's a shit game. I just want a laugh.
I will not play this game unless I am paid for it.
And it better be by the hour.
>Still no gf though....
Still not playerbase though
Speaking of Bulletstorm, if I never played the original, is the Remaster worth a nab?
They can pay you in badass trading cards.
>call me a normie
Think i'll just call you a bitch that desperately needs to do more things other than actively participate in le ebin threads.
Blizzard would never affiliate themselves with something as mediocre as Battleburp.
Wtf were they thinking with the characters? Knock-off sith with lightsabers, some hulk looking dude with a tiny head,shroom head man. the robot and chick look somewhat passable, but it just gets worse when you look at the full roster
Just make it f2p and maybe some chinese people will start playing it
>5 dollars for the original or 50 for the same game with duke nukem added as half-assed as possible
Gee I don't know
Solid 60fps, runs at 4k, good for co op and a weapon wheel this time around.
I'd say it's good but the price is a bit much. But at the same time, first 100k worth of money go directly to PCF to fund Bulletstorm 2 so i'm conflicted.
Who's the qt Asian on the right?
Diablo 3. Eat shit Wilson. You burn in hell for what you did.
I want to jam my CE of the game down your throat, you shrill fuck.
Nigga that's Hitomi Tanaka. How can you not know that?
Original requires a pirate cause they never removed GFWL.
I meant profits of the first 100k copies go to PCF.
3 bucks to waste, might as well spend it on some fried chicken and you'd have a better time.
That scope zoom makes me want to vomit, who the fuck made the shitty models and animations? At least Overwatch has smooth animations.
They all look the same.
It isn't even that funny anymore, it's just sad.
I don't get how I'm supposed to even fucking play this game.
I've gone about 4 games online, everyone has 400 hours in the game and I just walk around and shoot things, I don't fucking get it.
Gearbox deserves nothing but derision for how they handled Colonial Marines and stole the money from it. I don't feel sorry for them.
>Battleborn is: FPS; hobby-grade coop campaign; genre-blended, multi-mode competitive e-sports; meta-growth, choice + epic Battleborn Heroes!
obvious shill is obvious
also, yet another hero shooter? fucking yawn
I meant sad as in pathetic, no sympathetic.
It's a joke, you mongoloid. Randy tweeted that mess off descriptions awhile ago to try and build up hype.
What a fucking retard.
>Battleborn is:
>FPS;
Okay.
>hobby-grade
What the fuck does this mean.
>coop campaign;
In an FPS? Okay.
>genre-blended,
What the fuck does this mean.
>multi-mode competitive
What the fuck does this mean.
>e-sports;
Haha, no.
>meta-growth,
What the fuck does this mean.
>choice +
What the fuck does this mean.
>epic
No.
Legitimately autistic.
also a better design/map design/character design, better story, better animation, better not huge HUD..
there's a reason people don't like this game, because it's shit in every ways possible.