I just saw this on craigslist. Should I give this kid my Nintendo Switch?

I just saw this on craigslist. Should I give this kid my Nintendo Switch?

Follow your heart.

>trading a DS with good games for a switch that only has zelda
no wonder the kid is poor.

>we are poor
how is he going to buy the fucking games?

no

Probably bully kids for their lunch money.

>$60 game cartridges
>paid online

Even if this kid got it, he would be too poor to even play it.

Sounds like the start of a hentai

If he's so poor, he might not even have a monitor or tv that can run HDMI. On top of giving him the switch, you'd have to buy a DVI converter and an audio outlet (whatever it's called).

When I was a poorfag young teenager, I hooked my Xbox360 to a dvi monitor and put the audio into my guitar amp.

So. Buy him a dvi converter for the switch and then buy him a guitar amp on top of giving him the switch.

>$450 for switch, 30 for dvi converter if it exists, 50 for a cheap ass guitar amp.
Good plan friendo.

Its a portable, it has its own screen .-.

Ask if he can give you his boipussy instead of the DS

Does it not have a monitor output? Or do you have to play from that small-ass tablet forever?

Or you can circumvent the whole DVI mess by buying him a new (or used if you're a jew) hi-def monitor.
>Minimum goes for about $200

Ofcourse, you don't want this kind to be bored as fuck, playing around with the interface so at least get him BOTW
>60-80$

Also, get him 1-2 switch so he can invite his friends over to play with him
>60-80$

Or better yet. Meet up with him. beat him up and take his 2ds. Now you have 2 systems! You teach him a valuable lesson in capitalism.

Really? That's cruel, like torture. Why would you subject your eyes to that kind of rape?

Yeah, just make sure he's not black and doesn't look like a "that kid"

>I'm "14"

>"I do not have any friends anyway"
>Also, get him 1-2 switch so he can invite his friends over to play with him
Really makes me think

The kid has a DS anyway.

Ask him to blow you and then never give the switch

Do you want this pathetic kid to not have friends for the rest of his life? If he gets a switch + 1-2, he'll be the coolest kid in trailer park.

The Switch has no games, this kid is straight up retarded.

Help him find a small part-time job or even employ him yourself cleaning your house for a couple months or whatever so he can earn a little money to buy it himself.

Feeling entitled to anything because you "don't do drugs and have good grades" is pathetic.

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>poor
>can post on fucking craigslist

kek

for ten years the closest thing I got to video games was a nes with duck hunt

He's playing it up in hopes of getting gibs. You're just walking into disappointment by even thinking of doing it.

>Using Craigslist

Nice way to get yourself killed.

If his family's that poor his parents are going to pawn it as soon as they see it.

>we are poor
Apparently not poor enough to have internet to post on Craigslist
>that entire spiel
>NDS for a Switch
Sounds like a scammer.

>Not sure which color I want for Switch
>Buy both with intention of selling other one to a friend
>Gets out in my friend circle that I have two Switch
>Some girl I only know through a friend offered a blowjob if I let her buy it instead of my friend
>Tell my friend about it
>"bruh I already bought Switch myself lmao"
>mfw

>xbox360 dvi with guitar amp
Did it work well? If so, that's pretty resourceful.

He might have a slow, shitty outdated computer.

The kid probably walked to the public library to use the internet. I remember my poor friend having to ride his bike miles down the road just so he could use the internet at my house.

Make him suck your dick

make the mother suck your dick

Yeah it worked alright given what I had. But you could only hear one side. Like listening to 1 earphone instead of 2.

>boo hooo I only have a DS
What an entitled little shit. There's kids starving to death.

I don't think you should meet up with any 14 year old child that you "met on craigslist"

just dont

Where did you get the idea that he was ungrateful for the DS?

I see no reason why not

How are you even supposed to contact him? Did he leave a number or email?
Sounds like a joke post or someone trying to rob people.

Just set the meet up at a police station.

Make the mother suck the kids dick

Poor people are scum.
Let him wallow in filth.

Challenge him to a one on one match with agreed weapons. Should he best you, he may lay claim to the Switch.

He thinks he's entitled to the newest shiny toy because he has good grades and doesn't do drugs. Should be more grateful for what he has.

>I'm poor

Abloo hoo poor people can still suck dick kid

kek

So can rich people.

How much will you give me to suck yours

Make the kid suck the mothers dick

Teach the poor to know their place, give it to him but only after you ravage his butt for weeks.

I'd do it so long as the kid isn't black.

REMINDER 14 is not a "kid"

14 year olds smoke.
14 year olds have sex.
14 year olds can get drinks from older kids

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Make him dress up like a little girl and send you the pics for a switch then torment his life forevermore by posting them on his social medias

But you can't have sex with them.

Life is unfair.

Over 9000

I think we have our answe

w-wait, how come I wasn't doing any of that at 14

Because you're a fucking manchild

because you were part of a generation raised on conservative media. Only ONE girl in my 8th grade class admitted to having sex.

Today's youth, Gen Z, are flaunting scanty pics on instagram, giving out kik, and raised on a very more sexual media & music.

Is he cute?

I wish I was 14 now.

and whether you like it or not, black culture played a HUGE role in this. Sexual RnB songs, black memes (twerking, send nudes) and post-ironic internet culture

When I was in HS in the late 00s we had harmless memes like planking and shit.

uh? if hes really that dirt poor to the point where he has to beg for video games what makes him think hell be able to get games for it?

But I'm 20 and I've still done none of those things

No

the availabillity of internet porn is what has done it.

This thread has really made me think how much I want to fuck a 14 year old.

>understand my situation
whining over a fucking video game? my situation? fuck off kid.

your mileage may vary

Internet porn has been easily available since 2003. Kids that were 14 in 2007 would've been equally affected, and they're currently 24.

No, it pretty much is modern media and black culture. Before, this was relegated to trashy areas, like trailer parks or ghettos. However, ghetto culture has become black culture, meanwhile no one wants to live in or think about trailer parks.

Switch is hacked already.

Just need to wait a bit for CFW.

Also you can make decent bank recycling, I know drug addicts who make a few hundred bucks a month foraging for cans, bottles, cartons, etc.

$20/week mowing lawns

It's what I did to afford vidya in the GC era.

But I'm 30 and I've done none of those things.

I want to fuck Alice

I'm not interested in watching the movie as much as I am going frame-by-frame to find the sexiest stills of Alice

>14 year old posting on Craigslist
better tape up your asshole, you're going to get raped user

This is a good thread.

So did you get the job?

Do go on.

Sounds like he wants to be raped. Or better yet it's a clever ruse for him to rape someone else.

How come I wasn't doing any of that at 18, at 24, at 28? Well, besides the drowning my sorrows on alcohol part.

His writing style is way too stupid.
Sounds like he's trying too hard to prove he's 14 to me.
I have a cousin that's 13 and he can speak and talk way more coherently than that bullshit.

Scene shifts to his room after the deal and hes sitting on a pile of cash next to a box of old ds's

>I just saw this on craigslist. Should I give this kid my Nintendo Switch?

Joke's on you. It's probably a reseller scam trying to score a free Switch so he can scalp it on eBay.

freeze frame, record scratch, you're probably wondering how I got into this situation

i always wondered this
there were always those girls who would date and fuck older men, and openly talked about it and i always thought

how the fuck did they get away with that? How the fuck did no one say anything?

You should totally bring your switch out to some ghetto or trailer park to meet this kid.

Make sure you bring your phone, car keys, and a wallet full of cash/debit cards as well.

The rules only apply to middle class white people, everyone else gets a free pass.

but the ones who did that stuff were middle class and white most of the time

He has no friends because he is addicted to games. He needs to learn to work for that switch and get some friends.

The men?

Around here it was mostly niggers.

>your average nintendocuck

Yeah, the men and the girls doing it

there aren't many niggers here though

Should I?

If you're a fan of the game, and want it, is it only $25. If you have an extra $25 and want it, get it.

all three of those are illegal

Not smoking if we're talking about tobacco

>Amerilards

lmao?

So you blew your friend?

You preordered, right?