*Blocks your path*

*Blocks your path*
Just what the FUCK was his problem anyway?

He mad jelly that the Great Deku G wanted to see Link and not him.

He was trying to protect you and make sure you had the proper gear to go ahead you prick

He was jealous.

Wanted Saria's loli pusspuss

*walks backwards into you*
nothing personnel, Mido

NIGGA I WAS GONNA POST THIS SHIT GET OUTTA MY MIND

*blocks your path*

But the Kokiri are trees. Sex between trees involves releasing pollen or having it transmitted by a third party.

If he wanted to inseminate Saria then a better plan would be ejaculating on Link.

Pissed off that he got turned into an ugly hylian looking thing instead of an adorable tree spirit for sake of some kid without a fairy

You were a refugee from the war, and he wanted to deport you, because you wren't an ethnic Kokiri.

Those kids should be playing soccer or football with movement like that.

They're forest spirits that can take on different forms but that doesn't mean it was just for Link. Otherwise why would they keep those forms after he became an adult and didn't recognize him?

you didn't have a fairy for years like some freak

>Zelda 2 towns are named after the sages other way around out of game
>out of nowhere there's a Mido Town

What did this guy do to get a town named after him?

banged Saria

These.

Hes the King of the Kokiri

Every other sage is also a leader of their people.
Saria is the most popular but otherwise only significant in stature once she becomes a sage.
Ruto was the heir to King Zora and trusted stewardess of their living god; Jabu.
Nabooru was apparently the second in command of the Gerudo until her capture.
Darunia was the chief before he became sage.
Impa was the royal family's honor guard, and reputedly chief of Kikariko town.
Rauru was there too I guess.

*Z locks and backs up past you*

I don't remember if they fixed that in the 3ds version or not.

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>Whose

He took responsibility for getting rid of Link.

Kokiri are really racist towards hylians.

He got cucked by Link because he had both the Deku tree and Saria

>literately 6 *Blocks your path* threads on Sup Forums