Why do people lick these?

Why do people lick these?

SCIENCE!

Curiosity.

they dont

somebody told them not to.

Because they put a bitterness thing on it so people wont lick it, and when people hear that they think "Well, HOW bitter?"

I actually did lick my cartridge, just because hearing about the taste made me curious. It feels like when you lick the end of a 9 volt battery

because memes and now everyone's on it because memes. meme meme meme meme meme

Because they were specially made to taste really bitter as to ward off curious children or animals who try to eat it. People thought this was kinda funny and ridiculous so they started licking the cartridges to check and sure enough they taste disgusting.

I fucking hate that retarded dragon loli

Exploring objects by tasting and smelling is a universal human investigative technique, which eventually diminishes based upon experience and learning. Babies explore many things with their mouths until “bitter experience” teaches them caution. Nintendo fans refuse to acknowledge they've been playing the same games for 20 years and refuse to grow up so...

Why not plug it instead?

Because they were told they shouldn't and naturally as is common human mindset, it was taken as a challenge

Because the Switch's core audience are still teething

I fucking hate YOU

Because people have said it tastes bad, and people are curious what it tastes like and it's unheard of to make a game cartridge taste bad.

It's all curiosity, how do you not understand this?

Cute!

Its highly similar to miyamotos dick so naturally the Nintendo fan base tried to fellate it

People are easily influenced to do even the most idiotic things.

If I said shit tastes bad, would people lick their shit? I feel like only a certain type of special person would do it, could be wrong though.

I heard my dick tastes funny too, anyone wanna lick? haha just for fun

stfu

ravioli ravioli
I want to fuck the dragon loli

>people keep licking the cart and the coating go away
>Nintendo get sued because a kid swallow a cart

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>flat, plastic with a metal tip
What's wrong with Asians???

>Lahaaaaausa
And I thought black people came up with stupid names.

stop

seriously

right now

just stop it

dont ever post this again

you hear me

never

I can't even hate Shad anymore.

>shadman

ok

what the fuck is wrong with his arms?

Pretty sure you can go to jail for this even in America.

...

haha me! only curious of course, anyone would do it. r-right?

they had to cut 3 inches off his wrists of from cocaine overdose

I'm sure shadman had permission to use the Spongebob Squarepants brand in his art.

>taste bad so kids don't eat them
>adults start to eat them

Explain this.

Adults are into masochism

Rebellious teenager phase never stops

>Shadman

Manchildren don't count as adults.

so that they can ham up their rection to the taste and get youtube views

This legit made me kek, and the fact that its shad makes it even better.

>Switch games taste bad
I finally have a reason to buy a Switch

Sure user haha
I bet it'll be fun for both of us, oh I love laughing haha

It's so stupid it made me laugh

Dick doesn't taste like anything

How do you know?

I've had several in my mouth

Shhh, you are ruining my bait

not everyone on this site is a virgin

Your bait doesn't taste like anything either

dick sucking is no longer gay in 2017

give it a shot

I sucked my own before. Ends up tasting like salty coins and milk.

Try not letting your partner facefuck you for once, there's no taste buds in your throat

Have you sucked others?

If people eat nasty shit and don't drink a lot of water their cum and precum tastes kind of gross. And if they don't pull back their skin and clean it's even worse.

Nah. I know exactly where my dick has been, it'd be like eating food off of a toilet.

is that a boy or a girl?

I only drink water how would mine be?

People have been licking hardware for munch longer than just the switch.

Tolerable. Cum doesn't necessarily taste good, just not bad, not good. Normal come tastes slightly like chlorine.

Boys have penises user

tfw you're circumcised and you're incredibly turned on by wanting to "lick clean" a filthy neet cock

cum*

Pretty nasty my dude

How do you do it? I just can't bring myself to put a flavourless piece of flesh in my mouth

>tfw in a bus
>trying to not get a boner

it's absolutely disgusting
and it gets me so hard, i wanna lick up a mouth full of warm smegma

That's a girl with a penis.

>flavorless
>doesn't taste like anything
Even if your fucking finger tastes like something you dipshits.

>open mouth
>insert penis

It's just that easy

You are damaged

RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE DRAGON LOLI

The same reason you keep reposting this kind of thread, for attention, for "nerd creed", "for the lulz" and because you are a retard

I wanted to see if that article saying it had a bitterness to it was true. It was.

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Gross

I unironically dream about it fml

Nintenbros need that to have healthy gums, poor guys still don't have teeth.

In what fucking language does ravioli rhyme with loli

This one.

because it makes good clickbait

I hope you don't pronounce it like the "lolli" in "lollipop"

well i've never tasted it
i have tasted unwashed cock before and it tastes a lot better than clean cock, you can really taste the musk
uncuts are uncommon around here though, goddamn jews
foreskin is so sexy

user, I have a foreskin.

because the internet told me they taste bitter

It's pronounced with a long o?

I hope you aren't pronouncing ravioli like "oh-lee". The correct way is "rav-ee-o-lee"

Most men do

So they can have a physical reminder when the console flops.

damn daddy must have a dirty dick

Someone started a fake rumor that because the cartridges are so small the manufacturers put a bitter coating on them to stop children from eating/swallowing them.

And since most nintendies are autistic they actually believed it and did it, the absolute madmen.

When its pronounced lowly because lolis are lowly compared to any other type of girl. :^)

How did you manage to do it? Where did you find the guy?

pics or gtfo
friends of friends, honestly it's not hard to find able guys
i do live in canada, the north american sweden though

Because it's a cheap and easy story.

yeah the busty dragon tittymonster is better

ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg


lol bitch pretending to be fag :^)

canada has the highest population of one man armies in the world per capita

you should probably do your research, hamas