What the fuck, sonybros? I thought Nintenkids were supposed to be losers...

What the fuck, sonybros? I thought Nintenkids were supposed to be losers? HOW ARE THEY PICKING UP WOMEN WITH SWITCH ITS NOT FAIR!!!

/r/thathappened

>leddit
Off yourself.

>Turns out women are into "BING BING, YAHOO!"
ain't that something

more like
>a girl on a plane was sitting next to a really hot guy and she used his videogame as an excuse to break the ice

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This is probably what happened.

This CANT be happening! WHAT ABOUT BING YAHOO 1UP??

>doesn't mention the guy was probably chad as fuck also

only freaks go to sxsw
it is of no concern

>if you are attractive women show interest to you
Whoa....................really made me think..............

9 year old girls are easily impressed

I got laid because of street fighter V.
So make of that what you will.

>mfw I just want to play Zelda but some dumb bitch is asking about my Switch

Things that didn't happen.
Now if you had said Mortal Kombat I might have believed you.

You made the same thread not too long ago, are you really that desperate to prove your system is not a manchild magnet?

Yeah I will chalk it off to things that we all wish happened.

>nintenchads get laid simply for owning zelda
>sonybros drown in their own salt while spamming metacritic with 0 reviews
really activated my almonds

no... NO!
THIS JUST ISN'T FAIR

It went like this
>oh you have street fighter? I love street fighter
>ever fucked while playing a videogame?
then she sucked me off while we watched the new episode of dragon maid.

>Nintendo
>Chad
Keep dreaming boi

>nintendofans get laid by real women for playing a game full of delicious waifus
>sonyfags are stuck with a tranny looking ginger dyke oger in horizon that constantly hates on white men and says she never wants to have a son only a daughter
pottery

>she
Did she look like this?

N.....NOOOOOOOOO DELETE THIS!!!!!!

Nintenchads are real. That's a Sonytyrone

I was picking up bitches with my vita back in 2013 while you were getting laughed at with your 3ds.

They sure kiddytendo babby

Step 1: Be Attractive

Pic unrelated.

>3DPD
Back to Facebook, please.

kill yourself manlet

Don't worry, she's a light skinned niggres.

This

Maybe don't be ugly and these preconceived notions of what is and is not proper in social situations will stop being a thing for you faggots.

I told you mememagic was a mistake.

You are telling me, "Nintenkids" are actually hot guys and hot girls.

Damn I feel like such a loser for not having the Switch.

Your eyes are a sign of your mom and dad being related.

>nigger
>"Chad"
lmao

>There are people so new that they don't recognize manlet tears

Sorry I don't save and recognise every faggot that posts a pic of himself.

Why does Sup Forums care so much if black men are stealing white women?
White women suck anyways for a vast swathe of reasons

Latinas are the patrician choice

This means we didn't learn anything from the 3ds ads

God you posters can be so goddamn pathetic. Come off it already and admit that you can't get with the opposite sex because YOU choose not to.

I hate this dumb "every guy who plays vidya and gets bitches is a chad" meme. You guys are autistic.

Meanwhile in reality.

They age like shit though. Always look at their mother and other older female family members. Most will be obese and have diabetes.

I'm too scared to play my Switch in public. What if the Diamond Dogs beat me up?

>sits in corner playing vita
>*SLASH SLASH* "ANARUUUU!!!"
>Looks over at guy playing switch with girl
>"heh heh, nintenfags..."
>tear rolls down cheek
>"S-Sony always wins..."

Wow. Are you telling me that 15 year old high school girls are judgemental???

Surely this is a trait that they exclusively use for people playing video games

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DELETE THIS!! WE ARE THE CHADS!!

Nintendo is very popular among normalfags

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>when a Switch owner touches you

In reality, she is the only one without a DS, feels lonely, and is seeking approval by posting her face on the internet since she can't make friends IRL.

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If that's your current reality you aren't old enough to post there.

>"Thanks for playing with me, you're very sweet user."
>"I'll tell my boyfriend Tyron about this so we can play it together."

>not even eating with her own child
subhumans

I don't get it, that youngings lingo is over my head.

this