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I'm sorry. I didn't believe it when they said they could get a gorilla to write and article. I was so wrong.

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>patricia hernandez

>Yeah, about that. The first few hours of Andromeda are a gruesome trudge through the most trite bilge of the previous three games, smeared out in a setting that’s horribly familiar, burdened with some outstandingly awful writing, buried beneath a UI that appears to have been designed to infuriate in every possible way.

>I had gone in assuming this would be more BioWare pleasure. So far – and let’s be clear, there’s lots of room and time for it to pick up and turn things around – the first few hours have been just awful.

Im sorry that someone didnt take the time to put patricia hernandez in the garbage. Now its all rotten, smells and still makes shitty opinions

>Trusting shitaku

SHE HAS NO STYLE

im waiting to see polygon.

>reading Kotaku
>taking Patricia Hernandez' opinion seriously
No, OP, you're the one that owes us an apology.

who is this patricia hernandez other than that she too looks like a bogdanoff twin

Some fat blogger that writes for a garbage gaming news site.

Human-gorilla hybrid

>even cucks can't agree to get behind this shit

>written by the guy who couldn't stop cumming over me3's ending
You guys will look to anything for your confirmation bias huh

im just gonna hide new games "talk" coz its all paid advertisements

FUCK ALL SHILLS DONT PAY THEM ANYTHING NEVER BUY GAMES

Gamergate lost, you can stop pretending to hate Kotaku now.

>someone with that bad taste calling MEA shit

I dont know, seems like MEA has to be REALLY bad.

It's gonna be DA2 all over again, isn't it.

Press a button.
Something awesome has to happen.

Button = awesome.

I will as soon as you stop "pretending" to be retarded

>Patricia Hernandez
How about no? And fuck off.

>mexican intellectuals

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Only Reddit hates Kotaku.

Fuck off Reddit.

>woman

Opinion disregarded

Kotaku was always a shitheap of a website filled with clickbait and garbage news. Get the fuck out with your goobergate shit.

>Kotaku was always a shitheap of a website filled with clickbait and garbage news.

That's a Gamergate opinion.

>thought ME3's ending was okay when everyone else was hating it
>hates the next game
They must have really REALLY fucked this thing up worse than even Sup Forums realizes.

How fucking sad is your life that you have to resort to posting stupid shit like this on an anonymous fucking imageboard just so people will pay attention to you?

That's not an opinion.

I wonder how it will be possible for them to describe why this unredeemable piece of shit is good in detail.

>>/r/kotakuinaction/

-ly bad.

Moron

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Go outside

Nice GG memes.

And here a GGer is doxxing the writer.

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No, kotaku and all of gawker was known shit long before that garbage happened.

that thing is AWFUL looking

WRONG. Sup Forums has always liked Kotaku.

It wasn't until the Redditors came and started GG that they forced the "gawker is bad" meme.

inquisition 2: the mass effect nostalgia edition

This entire video is pure gold.

But Kotaku was always made fun of, not exactly hated.

Same thing as CAD B^U 'LOST' will never not stop being funny.

You're a sad, lonely person, OP.

inb4

>Reddit filename

Case in point.

>Gorilla Hernandez will never tie you up and bounce her balls off your face

Taking reviewers words for a game. In 2017. Actually fucking ever. They're dumb as fuck now but why not play a game yourself. Faglord.

THICC

Why are there so many kotaku shills here?

>patricia hernandez
>kotaku at all

>Implying no one hate Shilltaku before gamergate

>Sup Forums has always liked Kotaku.

How long have you been here? Because this has never been true

inb4 you've been here however long I have + 1

>Same thing as CAD B^U 'LOST' will never not stop being funny.
It stopped being funny about 2 years ago

Leave, Reddit. True Sup Forums does not hate Kotaku.

You know what's even worse? They also thought Witcher 3 had pretty bad writing. Just goes to show what a DISASTER Andromeda will be huh

Must need the clicks haven't seen them post a thread here in a while

Literal revisionism

-ly boring

They're not getting any views so they're scraping for (You)s in an internet board filled with autists.

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I don't know what will be better the /v tears when this game goes on to get critical acclaim and sell better than anything else this year or the webms of the horribly animated sex scenes

GamerGate got Donald Trump elected, prove me wrong.

Isn't the fire symbol how many views they have? That's pretty good traffic

You ready for a 20 page essay of the reviewer discussing their entire life and what they want in it while talking very little about the game itself?

Thanks for proving that GG was actually about right wing neo-reactionary sexist bigotry and not about journalism.

What will be the best is the Sup Forums tears while it's painfully obvious the majority of the board is playing it to completion but too memed to go against the status quo

Encouraging to hear if it was written by anyone but her. I can't take anything she says seriously, because it most likely has nothing to do with the game and everything to do with progressive pandering towards people like her

>patricia hernandez
So confirmed horrible in every way

No, a Clinton being Trump's alternative got Trump elected.

thats some serious B-B-B-B-B-BAAAIT you got there, friendo

>They also thought Witcher 3 had pretty bad writing.
You know what they say about a broken clock.

I've hated kotaku since they were posting about japanese panty statues and anime elevators ten years ago

If you're interested in what seems like an impartial review, some guy from Forbes did one. The main cons is that there were some cheesy moments and he didn't like Cora or Liam

I'll judge it myself tomorrow.

>literally this new
>literally this wrong

Kotaku has never been liked in the 10 years I have browsed Sup Forums.

If the truth is "bait" I don't want to be wrong

no, that's a human being's opinion

Yeah, it's only right when I want it to be

You know overwhelming is not a word that has positive or negative associations. For example, "This stench is overwhelming!" or "Its overwhelming how bad they fucked this game up"
and "I have an overwhelming urge to play anything else but this game"

The media is still awful whether or not you believe that.

then fuck off back to where that is the truth, like reddit or gamefaqs or something

>patricia hernandez

Why are they making everyone look like shit? Seriously what's the point of this?

>patricia hernandez

>patricia hernandez
no wonder this hambeast thinks MEA is good. half the characters look like her

People who get review copies have absolutely no self control with a CC

Ugh, these comments..

Its marketed for liberal millennials. And they are very unattractive people. In fact attractive people in their video games trigger them.

andromeda is gonna be a bomb but p5 will be here soon

reminder this poster isn't ironic or memeing. It's just his job

I'm pretty sure that's an NPC.

Zoe?

Someone got that screencap of the Andromeda tripfag?

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Seriously? Where'd it come from?

I assumed it was Ryder because of the outfit. Looks like the collar of the casual clothes.

Good thing Bioware has worked so hard to diversify its hiring.

I'm going to rape you Patricia. I'm going to cut your cunt up after.