GOOD NIGHT, FAT PRINCE

Something, Something, 1974 - Current Year

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what did this calorie thieving guy do this time?

Huh?

COOKING WITH A GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL JUST TO DRINK OUT THE DRIP TRAY

have amerifats finaly been freed from paying for this fat fucks healthcare?

He still gets it.

SALAD DODGER

Post recent pics of wife. Sup Forums told me she got fat but I don't see any pictures.

*inhales* KIRBY

> has all the means, resources and support to lose weight
> has been talking about it for years
> still 500+lbs

This pisses me off to no end.

How the fuck do you even get that fat? You'd have to go to McDonald's six times a day.

But muh genetics

There's literally nothing wrong with taking healthcare money. You are the ones who are stupid enough to work.

He's past the point of no return.
Losing weight would be bring a whole lot of new problems.

Yeah, my dream in life is to live the lifestyle of Chris-chan.

What new problems? Like no one would watch his videos anymore because his whole thing is being huge for views?

The trick is he didn't go but had it brought

>Has all the means and resources to lose weight.

Why do people think this? There's not some magic fat burning pill that only the super rich can afford. He has the resources to get most of it done surgically, but even then he's still TOO FAT to qualify for lipo, and would put off some weight to show it wouldn't be a waste of time.

It's basically too late for boogie at this point, barring some major life changing event, he's going to be that fat untill he dies.

filthy dumb welfare leech scum

No. All he has to do is lose like 50lbs and he could get a gastric bypass because he's literally to fat to perform surgery safely on atm.

CALORIE THIEVING

Never has the phrase "passed a point where you needed to stop" applied to a person more than Boogie.

Found the lardass

irs so easy to lose weight it should be illegal to be that fat.

He could try a proper diet and exercise.

He did DDP yoga for like a day or two. He even had DDP on his channel.

Then he never did it again because he's a lazy fat fuck who loves food.

He has the disposable income to hire professional help and healthier food, but nice strawmanning you fat ass.

Found the retard

You know who the skinniest people in the world are?

The massively poor.

I wonder how they can afford to keep all that weight off without the proper means and resources.

GOES TO SUBWAY BUT PUTS EVERYTHING ON IT

He literally does have all the means and resources to lose weight though. He just chooses to be a fat piece of shit
>I-I don't have time to exercise or plan healthy meals!
He does fucking nothing but record himself playing games and eating. He has the time, and he doesn't even need to exercise, just eat less and healthier
>I-I don't have the money to buy healthy foods
He's said himself he makes six figures, he could literally hire a fucking personal chef to cook him delicious healthy meals 3 times a day

He's fat because he chooses to be fat.

>conflating poor people in third world starved shitholes with the first world poor people
You're genuinely retarded.

He's already hired people to try being his personal trainer.

One of the best ones in america offered to help him pro-bono and boogie only kept up the regiment for like a week.

Being rich doesnt mean you can just buy away your fat. You can hire people to physically move your body for you, and it still wouldnt do any good. He's fat because he has a bad mindset about it and all the money in the world wont change that.

Skin flaps for one thing, if he ever lost wait he would be like a deflated space hopper

Literally who?

No it won't you dumb fuck.

Willpower nigger. Jesus.

I have money, not to say I'm filthy rich mind you. But I'm like 170 pounds. I've barely ever been above this weight either.

Not being a lard arse is as easy as 1 simple step: Don't eat everything you see you dense nigger. Eating is not a competition.

>He's fat because he chooses to be fat

Which is my entire fucking point, but all you idiots are asking why he's fat when he has so much money.

But at least then he wouldn't always be one minute away from a heart attack.

>fatfuck breaths and eat normally on stream

>me skinny af has heart problems and has trouble breathing when lying down and it's hard to swallow food without the help of iced tea

Why God...What did I do wrong?

Stealth fph thread? /fit/ got me on this show.

> Literally does nothing
> I'M TRYING SO HARD
> I DON'T SET GOALS BECAUSE THAT'S AN EASY WAY TO NOT ACHIEVE ANYTHING

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>still eating carbs

it's like you all want to die an early death missing your feet

>There's not some magic fat burning pill that only the super rich can afford.

>Machines that move on their own if you're lazy
>Drugs that can literally help you lose weight
>Nutritionist/dietitian that can help regulate food intake but still feel you're full
>Rooms that help you lose weight by heat
>Clothes that helps you lost weight by heat
>Food that helps you lose weight by eating them
>Special treatments to help you lose weight without dramatically altering your lifestyle

Won't really be needing feet past 2020 to be honest. Even if you lose them by 2020 you can become part cyborg and have robotic parts instead.

HELL, once that becomes available most people will chop off their limbs WILLINGLY for an upgrade.
>chop off legs
>speed +50%
>chop off arms
>drawing skill +100%

INDULGE in food bois, you only live once.

>you only live once
And it would be for very long if you're a fatass.

Really? Your entire fucking point was "It's too late for him because he's too far for surgeries"

CALORIE THIEVIN'

You just need to make it to 2020 to be honest. That's when every problem for fat people would be solved.

>most people will chop off their limbs WILLINGLY for an upgrade.
You played too much Dude Sex, real life doesn't work like that at all.

>Machines that move on their own if you're lazy
>Drugs that can literally help you lose weight
>Nutritionist/dietitian that can help regulate food intake but still feel you're full
>Rooms that help you lose weight by heat
>Clothes that helps you lost weight by heat
>Food that helps you lose weight by eating them
>Special treatments to help you lose weight without dramatically altering your lifestyle

All of those are fucking snake oil and you know it.

>Food that helps you lose weight by eating them

That one is a real fucking gem.

The only way to lose weight is burning fat through physical exercise and managing your calories.

None of those methods are going to help with permanent weight loss unless you attack the root cause of the problem.

Boogie is a hyper eater because of his mental state. A good dose of ecstasy and high intensity therapy would help him more than any of that other bullshit.

Who?