WHOM's face was more tired?

WHOM's face was more tired?

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What she's saying sounds out of order, this is a case of verbal dyslexia.

They really went out of their way to fuck this one up.

I never thought Bioware's old writers like gaider would actually be missed but they're a hell of a lot better than the clowns they have now. Even bethesda writers are better now

I'm starting to see a pattern of Canadians and Awful Video Games.

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Huggies... diapers?

Jesus christ

I would animate her face if you know what I mean

A FUCKING LEAF

I thought the same thing, but I know I must be wrong. Doesn't help that Peebee sounds like a retarded child's toy.

>2B
>a loli

>my face is tired

What did she mean by this?

She meant she was written by a 12 year old.

a fucking cosplayer.. i can't believe that

She is implying her botox injections are losing their effectiveness
DAMN POETRY

But Canadians also made Mass Effect 1-3

How can you see my flag on this board?

Is this a parody account? All this cringe together with this le resistance garbage can't be real.

I miss Hamburger Helper.

I'd animate her through a facial if you know what I mean

I'm a saichic

Why did you capitalize "Awful Video Games"?

Jesus fuck. These people have experience.

>take facials to advance career
>become facial animator

Her website
allierosemarie.com/

He might be talking about these?

The studio who made Mass Effect 1-3 are working on Dragon Age, this was made by a studio who've never made a game before.

Oh, I know.

I guess somewhere in my subconscious it's a proper noun, it's not.
i don't know why I did that

fuck yeah those are delicious

>>take facials to advance career
>>become facial animator

It rhymes, like pottery.

It was written by people who don't socialize in the company of humans.
I mean, 'My face is tired'? Really?

Imagine being nu-male bioware employee and having to be all like "damn, Allie Rose, your work is fuckin' fine, all professional with your tight animations and horrific androgynous monster faces. I would totally have sex with those faces, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck Triss or Yen from the Witcher 3. Like seriously imagine having to be a nu-male bioware employee and not only sit in that chair while Allie Rose-Marie flaunts her disgusting animations in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing all her mistakes, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she "perfected" that animation. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous incompetence but her haughty attitude as every beta male on the production team tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, ALLIE ROSE-MARIE ANIMATES LIKE *THAT*??

>posting a parody account

>suck at your trade
>get hired because you're a woman

I've seen better animation in SFM porn, some of those guys are truly artist.

How are the Bioware forums reacting to this?

>MUH VAGINA!!GURL POWUR XDDDD
40 million $ budget :^)

Doesnmt change the fact that the original stufio was Canadian too.

Bioware shut down their forums after ME3 cause they can't handle criticism.

>Was hoping to be a space asshole again
>Instead get to have a space autism now
youtube.com/watch?v=-PjTuSQNLI4

>use the "woman aren't as good" argument just to make SJW's buttmad
>don't really think it's true
>see shit like this
>begin to think it's mostly true

This cant be right, Bioware would NEVER stoop so low as to hire an attractive woman. Where are the piercings? where is the red/blue/green hair? where is the kike haircut? something is not right bros. this needs to be investigated further.

Hello sir, are you mentally retarded?

>twitter.com/weed_daddy_baby/media
>I'm a proud incel and intrans and I love gaining, gaming and ABDL lifestyle.
>Adult baby diaper lover

Parody or not, it shouldn't exist.

She's a cosplaying feminist with no talent so she fits right in, just a little easier on the eyes than they're accustomed to.

She's probably a male hating harpy

I'm genuinely curious how much she makes. What kind of pay can you realistically demand for this level of work?

I actually don't know.
Like, joking aside, I don't fucking know what they meant by this line.
She seems to be saying she's exhausted from being stressed out, but she should've just said, "I'm tired". Why the fuck would she say her face specifically is tired? I don't understand.

What's a kike haircut? Did you mean dyke haircut?

80k? There is probably a minimum salary for any job description with lead in it and she joined a year ago. After having never worked on a game after graduating with 2 year diploma in animation. And after having an absolutely awful portfolio that looks like a high school project

I wish i was a cute girl

It's an in-joke on the stiff facial animations. One of the dialoge writers was probabyl not happy with the product and altered some conversations to fit the quality.

Isnt mass effect made by english speakers? what the fuck

to whom is correct, fag

I live in Vancouver the school she went to is a literal meme school that has been investigated dozens of times for being a scam.

Their diplomas are generally laughed right out of the room around here so I have no idea how she got a job.

That should explain everything for you.

>lolis
>lolitas
It's time to stop posting.

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My face is extra chromosomes.

holy shit.. this needs to go viral bioware need to learn this isn't acceptable for a triple a game

Oh shit
>bioware blog redirects me to a subreddit
>it's just biodrones defending the game like on the forums

My only solace is that, given they are owned by EA, that sort of merciless overlord will absolutely put some of these niggers on the guillotine if this total lack of effort, $60 game flops.

What do pathfinders do? You have spaceships. You can just fly to any planet and drop down at any point on it. Paths seem irrelevant.

>nier's narrative is actually covers the complex theme of hatred between different groups and how it is often the result of misinformation and blanket labels. An idea very relevant to our modern world
>this shallow, regressive fuckwad is too busy parroting shit he saw on twitter posts, tumblr blogs, and youtube videos to see this at all.

it must be hard being a mindless, walking meme

My face is tired correct too.

Underrated post

You are supposed to scout new worlds to find; viable homes for the various species, useful resources, be a diplomat to new alien species, but since this is a game you can go screwing around the cluster as much as you like.

really makes your face tired

R.I.P Bioware. EA has already shut the forums after this game you can kiss your jobs goodbye. Heard theres a few curry shops looking for FUCKING RACISTS.

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What would a literal doll know about realistic facial animations? Maybe she was looking in the mirror, staring at her botoxed face, while she animated

>art institute of Vancouver
Yeah as soon as I saw this I knew she's pretty bad at her job.

My face is tired from all this laughing.

Underrated

>I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions
>(Punch)

>hasn't stuck at a single job for more than 18 months
That should really be a warning sign to potential employers.

So basically your primary job is to do all the side mission and busy work Shepard was doing in the previous games.

Cool spurdo poster.
How much do i miss by not playing the previous games?
Don't want to buy PS4 because i need to save various currencies as economy collapses and I'm on my way to be in venezuela 2: slavic boogaloo

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Can this start an IRS/FBI investigation into conspiracy fraud?

I really hope some disgruntled FUCKING WHITE MALE employee decides to blow the whistle about the development process.

You have to find a viable area for people to live and prosper. You can't just plop down at any area on a planet and expect to be able to squeeze out a living there.

Especially on hostile irradiated planets with giant space animals.

What I don't get is why the pathfinder has to go around and tag resource deposits. The series already explained that long range scanners are sophisticated enough that we can tag mineral and Eezo deposits from fucking space.

>neo-Sup Forums is getting baited by a parody account that was created by Sup Forums
i guess its time to leave this place for good

Is the whole Mass Effect series in a contest with itself to make the greatest train wreck?

>Time to break out my emergency box of Huggies and have a stress night
>*sight*

modern Sup Forums everyone

not only that but the fact they mad her lead.. LEAD

making her part of the development is questionable enough but putting her in charge of something she clearly isn't qualified for is insane.

The thing that triggers me the most about this whole game is that THIS BITCH DOESN'T FUCKING KNOW HOW TO APPLY MAKEUP

FUCK

Her eyeshadow, lipstick and blush colors do NOT complement her skintone and they're applied haphazardly in a way that makes her face look even puffier instead of defining and sharpening her facial features.

She looks like a kid who stumbled upon her mom's makeup box and tried to put some on.

I mean it's not as bad as if she did tumblr makeup, but it's still really annoying to look at.

What kind of clueless faggot with zero knowledge of color theory decided to give her that kind of makeup?

Is she SUPPOSED to be a stupid cunt who can't into makeup? Is that part of her backstory or something?

That's the face I made when reading that line.

What sort of logs did she pull Sup Forums?

dont be confuse, spurdo frend

Part of me wants to buy this game to see how badly optimized it'd be on my rig.

I have a 290

>How much do i miss by not playing the previous games?
The game largely stands on its own. It does, however, have some elements that will mean more to fans. For instance, a shopkeeper in Automata was a main party member in Nier. Also knowing a general idea of what happened in Nier would help Automata's world make more sense. None of that is necessary though.

If you do want to know some of this stuff you'd likely be fine just watching a few youtube videos and browsing the wiki. If you want a comprehensive overview this video is pretty decent: youtube.com/watch?v=JE6n2KGbaZ0

The only Drakengard stuff you need to know is that the Nier series comes off of ending E of the first game.


>venezuela 2: slavic boogaloo
that sounds less than fun. Good luck m8

A
FUCKING
LEAF

Does Andromeda even have renegade options?

I don't think I've seen any

Closest thing I've seen is pushing peepoo off you.

Your character just comes across as juvenile and beta throughout the entirety of what I've played so far.

Even face is tired ladies blows your the fuck out when you ask her to call you by your rank and just kinda go "ok mom" and hide in your ship like a lil bitch.

Oh and you get to disarm some dude.

It's okay, more of a a nuisance than a danger for me.

It was an extraordinary undertaking but I managed to translate the scene into readable English

Original:
>Alright, what happened?
>Player: To who?
>To whom. And your goddamn father.
>Sorry, my face is tired from dealing with... everything. And right now I just want to know what happened with Alec. Not how he died. I pulled those logs. What happened with... Pathfinder?

Translation:
>Alright, what happened to him?
>Player: Happened to who?
>It's "whom" not "who", and I'm talking about your goddamn father.
>...
>Sorry, I shouldn't have used that language. My mind is stressed from dealing with... everything. But right now I just want to know what happened with Alec. And don't just repeat what's in the logs, I already read them and they're bullshit. Tell me the truth of what really happened with... Pathfinder.

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