Yes, yes. well done Sony, well done

Yes, yes. well done Sony, well done.

HOWEVER

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I don't think thats what Dumbledore actually said

55 million house points don't lie, professor.

Yes, yes. well done OP, well done. HOWEVER, you're shitposting about one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

This is my favorite neo-meme.

>to kill a mockingbird
>shit
Not sure if Sup Forums or /lit/ bait.

>>/lit/

>Slytherin wins the house cup fair and square
>Dumbledore stands up and says fuck Slytherin, Gryffindor wins
>Great Hall erupts in applause

Am I the only one who got mad at this scene

>excluding Atlas Shrugged
At least do it right

If Sony is Slytherin and Nintendo are Gryffindor what are Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw?

VERY DEEP INSIDE!

Jesus Christ, even on Sup Forums

>Not only that he does that for every book

Fucking Gryffindor shills

Oh shit, Mandela effect?

I don't know but I cringed hard at the end of Chamber when Dumbledore said that as a treat all final exams would be cancelled, I was like what the fuck?

Hufflepuff is PC because no exclusive traits but still good all around.

Fuck education, fuck witches all day

What do you think female students at Hogwarts do when they have their first period? Are there tampons in the wizarding world or do they solve that problem with magic?

Ravenclaw would be PC
Hufflepuff is where the normies go so XBOX

Hufflepuff's exclusive trait is loyalty, if anything they ought to be Nintendo

So Xbox is the smartest?

>Ravenclaw would be PC
true facts

>Nintendies get the victory and all the fame because oldfags prefer them over the actual winners

Accurate.

You have to remember this series was written by a libcuck.

Nothing matters as long as the "bad guys" lose.

Let's be honest here, was Dumbledore tapping that or not?

Dumbly was gay.

And the other one was Welsh

Someone post the youtube video

Fuck off Rowlings

>tfw Kreia gave me granny fetish.

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From the books it was kinda hard to tell besides that one part where he wore a camp suit to talk with young voldemort, but you could tell he was gay when they brought in the 2nd Dumbledore in the movies.

>tfw never fell for the Harry Potter meme

I'll always associate it with that dyke teacher I had in middle school when the franchise exploded in popularity, making us read it every day and acting like Edgar Poe was cool and not a colossal fuck up who channeled his autism into short stories.

lol?

Slumbledore was old as fuck and wouldn't have been able to get it on either way, so it doesn't really matter in retrospect. That's why Rowling was so easily able to retcon him.. because it doesn't make any difference

I realize this is a stealth harry potter thread but what is OP referring to that even gives the slightest wiff of vidya

>channeled his autism
That's why people like him, his poetry is like reading the diary of a madman

Shit, I had completely forgotten about one of the best memes on Sup Forums

Poor original Dumbledore.

I never liked NuDumbledoor, the original was the best for his character, but he died of cancer. :'c

>Implying adult wizards dont use that size enhancing spells on their genitalia
Can you imagine all the fetishes they can satisfy in the HP world.

>levitating your partner, stretching them out, and tickling them over and over until he pees
Yes, please

It doesn't even work as a treat, considering some students fuck up evaluations and save the course in the exam. He fucked them over

Ravenclaw is PC and Hufflepuff are the dwellers of the smartphone underhive.

>tfw I know this old meme
Holy shit, does this mean I'm finally an oldfag?

wow a whole year

When playing Horizon: Zero Dawn you are being trained to play Uncharted 4.

Kek

Slytherin is both Sony & Microsoft, Hufflepuff is Nintendo, Ravenclaw is PC, and Gryffindor is not playing videogames.

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>if you hate TKaM you're Sup Forums

It's a terrible book regardless of subject

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Just checked, he does actually say "Yes, yes, well done, Slytherin. Well done, Slytherin. However.."

Great Gatsby is such trash.

The picture of dorian gray is fucking great though.

I thought OP was referring to Sony's products, like cameras and speakers.