OH NO

OH NO

Looks like you and your favorite video game character are both trapped in a deep hole

How will you two get out?

why would I get out? now she can't escape

We need to go deeper.

>open up Popit menu
>select "Kill self"

I doubt it'd be too hard to wall kick while holding a human.

Kek imma rewatch that episode

>I look in a mixture of shock and awe as he towers over me
>he looks into my eyes for a split second and we're both ready for what's to follow
>Iudex Gundyr reaches for my skirt, ripping it to shreds with his mighty champion hands
>the cold air now crashes against my pale, plump ass
>the only thing keeping his thick, fifteen inch long cock from ravishing my virgin ass from within is my pair of plain, cotton panties
>but I know resistance is futile
>before he has a chance to rip my underwear open, I remove it myself, presenting my voluptuous ass to the Iudex himself
>as a sign of aproval, he takes me and aligns his gigantic member against my virgin hole
>I am ready
>he penetrates me, a mix of pleasure and pain fills my petite body
>I moan in delight as we never really leave the hole, and I spend the rest of my days being fucked by the best tutorial boss ever

I'm pretty certain Kirby would float out without me, desu

Just wall jump out desu

well that wasnt very hard

>fuck.jpg

She'd just fly out and leave me.
I'd later be eaten by yokai

236P and hope to god he throws a jump pad instead of a bomb

why

Can you resists such a physique?

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After asking her not to kill me and if she plans on helping me out of the hole, I'm sure she'd just zap me with her shock pistol, fuck me while I'm recovering from a bajillion volts running through my system, and then she'd just hop on her rocket launcher and use it like a fucking jetpack outta there.

Im sure Cortez wouldnt split on me

You have the most awful taste on Sup Forums right now.
Congratulations.

have sex with her and make babies and use dried umbical cords from her babies as a rope

train the children to make a human ladder and climb them

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I doubt it.

There are worse games and worse characters out there.

>wario
he throws me out of the hole, and i go and call the fire department to get him out

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Where's the part where he bursts into a giant snake-blob monster?

She can fly and teleport so I think we'll be fine.

DEEPEST

LORE

I'm pretty sure she could jump out of there, even with me holding on.

!!!!

who dug the hole?

Why should I get out of there when I can get a free twink sex slave?

Yeah... nutsack.

>Implying Wario would actually give a shit about someone other than either himself or money

because you can't feed on his dick forever

by fucking

He can fucking throw me with one arm and jump out himself

She has a whip and shit, I'm sure we'll be fine.

i would offer him a king's ransom in autism bucks

I would get Urist McMiner to get me out of the hole.

But then I would be assraped by an Elven Army for cutting down the only tree.

She could fly me out pretty easily.

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Hmmmm
I'm fuck?

Fuck

Looks like no one is getting out of this hole

woops i seem to have dropped my canister of zyklon-B down into this pit

I'll hold onto ranger as he rocket jumps.

Jack has got a strong baby face, jesus

If you think about it though, he's the most beautiful of all the splicers. He doesn't have a single scar, tumour, or deformity.

I choose to pull the lever.

What happens?

kek

My boy just teleports us out

I try to get her pregnant

You randomly save 0 to 2 people.
The ones who aren't saved die a pitiful death.

Holy shit he looks like such a nerd.
It was the right choice never showing his face.

Well i mean, considering his origin, ADAM should be natural to him after all

I'm in a bored, fetish mood. Figure it out.

It's the nutsack!

looks like two guys in a ballsack

>Implying link wouldn't beat you up

I could answer that, but first...

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Ew

>vore

yay princess thread

Ez pz
>Your waifu will never fly you out of the pit that is your life.

>Vore

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I'm sure there'd be some archaic drawings in the hole, or something. Either way we'd be there for a bit

thats a shovel

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pee on the ground and use cryosis

she's eating him, not having him ride her dick

>Yugi
>In a situation where dueling is not the solution
Nani!?

He is dueling the world itself

>>In a situation where dueling is not the solution
When is dueling not the solution

Well, he can just climb out easily, but I'm pretty much fucked.

>not pissing on the walls and using cryosis to make stairs

no class

Knuckles is strong enough to shatter rock and a nice guy, I'm sure he's willing to toss your fat ass out, at least.

The winner of the duel catapults the other one up.

When you're stuck in a pit.
When Ratpier is still at 3 in the tcg