You and the protagonist of the last game you played are about to face Roman Reigns in a handicap match...

You and the protagonist of the last game you played are about to face Roman Reigns in a handicap match, how fucked are you?

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I'm good.

>Big Boss

Roman no sells bullet fire from the patriot, hits ONE (1) spear, gets the 1-2-3, I'm seething in my corner as bunch of neckbeards spam

>BBDWTFAS

>Kazuma 'the cucked Dragon' Kiyru
>good

> Sarah Ryder
Uh... Guys, what are my chances?

i'm good

Very. No matter who i team with, Vince will just job us out to him.

Let me book you a Sarah Ryder angle, as per Stephanie Mcmahon's booking tactics. Strap in, because it's gonna be a long one

>WWE brings back intergender matches because why not
>Universal/United States/Intercontinental/Raw Women's/Tag team/ECW champion Roman Reigns comes out to a cascade of muted boos
>It's also a handicap match with (You) as her pertner because Roman's in an especially fowl mood tonight
>Sarah tries to chain wrestle
>Roman, in the blink of an eye, hits 2 superman punches, Sarah loos twice as disabled now
>She wobbles up and gets hit by one (1) spear
>Turns out this was her last night in WWE
>Stephanie comes out
>Berates Sarah, slaps her and you for no reason
>Steph gets herself over while Sarah goes on to bitch about WWE management for a year while not wrestling
>You are a midcarder for life now that can't get a belt because Roman has them all
>Vince is happy to see his A+ show finally reached that coveted 1 rating
>Haitch sheds a single tear of joy because his shovel has been passed down, but sheds a tear of sorrow because his indy guys can't get over

So tl;dr your chances are slim to none

Roman Reigns is literally the best wrestler ever. Prove me wrong, protip: You can't

I feel like every time a new title comes out it's added to this picture.

Don't think so. The Big Dog will take blow after blow, and get back up, Superman punch, Spear. 123. Reigns wins.

Not allowed to use a gun. CQC is good, but won't be enough. On top of that, Roman has way more plot armor than Big Boss ever had.

No melee combat. Ur fucked.

>Ike can't use a sword unless it's the Kendo stick from under the ring
Roman wins lol.

ur dead kid

Stephanie is still a snobbish cunt and Triple H is a baboon with a championship fetish.

>Intergender matches
Cena and Nikki are against Miz and Maryse at mania this month.

Needs the shitty Universal championship, new Diva belts, and have HHH replaced with Seth Metal.

Did I win?

I meant male on female violence. On a side note, I'm still surprised that WWE sold me on that match, and the fact that it's my most anticipated match at Mania

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Unfortunately she'll be there to get ridiculed by Steph.

I think we'd do alright better be hell in a cell handicap tho

WHY IS THERE NO SFM videos yet?

Can someone explain to me why WWE thinks a 2v2v2v2 tornado tag match means someone from another team can tag himself in, and it's just a 1 on 1 instead of 4 people in the ring?

Because they can afford to do Russo-tier shit since they have more funds than WCW ever had. I'm sorely disappointed that they just can't book a good old tag team match/feud like the Smackdown 6, or The Revival vs DIY

I uh, I don't know
I played the game for like 30 minutes. Man did it age like shit.

Whatever happens I just hope I can fuck her afterwards.

What if there isn't a protagonist in the last game I played

boooooooooo

Huh

I mean was this the protagonist? Still have to think on that. Either way he'd roll right over anyone in his path I think I'm good.

Roman would no sell the Stand Rush. He would then develop his own Stand that's essentially the same as The World over Heaven, but somehow NOT the same "type" as Star Platinum.

I think I'll be fine. Plus I get to meet Luffy.

Well shit

>Roman spears me
>turns around
>gets his head kicked off
>Leon drags my dead body on top of him because he thinks he saw a asian woman in the crowd and has to hit on her
>1-2-Roman kicks out even if his head literally fucking exploded with the kick
>Leon has now abandoned me
>Roman gets up
>OOOOAHHHHHHHHHH
>I still can't get up from the spear so he stays there cocking his fist for 10 minutes
>I finally get up
>Superman punch
>I bounce my KO'd fat ass off the ropes
>Spear
>1-2-3
>Roman overcomes the odds again
>He has no head anymore but that's no big deal for THE BIG DOG

I'm golden boys

Considering that WWE is doing the Hanna Barbera crossovers, and Araki did the Gucci thing. It's just BARELY within logical possibility that there could be WWE/Jojo crossover.
I didn't know I wanted this.

Yare yare, what a terrifying foe.

BLACKED

Not a fucking chance

Implying wwe would let roman lose

Alright, Sup Forums, who wins? Monster push or war coverage?

Unfortunately Frank could dish out every weapon in a no DQ match and Roman would still kick out.

SAUCE