Totalbiscuit said the port was the best thing Platinum has done. So what's your excuse for pirating PC fats?

Totalbiscuit said the port was the best thing Platinum has done. So what's your excuse for pirating PC fats?

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Well seeing as platinum's other Pc ported games were licensed games under Activision.
They did better than literally shit.

D-DENUVO KILLING MY SSD I SWEAR

I bought it and I think it's a fine port.

As long as you aren't trying to play with mouse and keyboard. Because oh lord are those controls ass.

ALL HAIL TOTAL BISCUIT!! ALL HAIL PC MASTER RACE XDDD

>implying pirates actually care
Going to pirate it no matter how the port was.

and TB is also playing it because it has platinum as a dev, while he will likely shit on the story and characters and writing and everything else about the game.
idgaf

T-THE PORT IS SHIT, I-I SWEAR. DENUVO IS SHIT, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Crack when?

Does your girlfriend have bigger breasts than TB, Sup Forums?

My gaming PC is out of commission for a bit, I'll get around to it.

the port is hot garbage. At Least the game is fun.

You can't pirate it, actually.

I don't think he even reviews games. He comments on port quality and plays the game for 30 minutes and gives his thoughts based on a few hours of play.

you know there'll be tons of excuses for pirating when it's possible though

can't you only play in 1080p if the game is windowed?

can't even do proper full screen without downloading an external software.

Pretty accurate desu. These past few months ive given his pod cast a try and thats definitely what it seems like.
It was a smart of me to drop the podcast desu.

you have to use windowed borderless gaming to play at higher resolutions. If you don't the game tries to render at 900i yes i. Vsync is also fucked and will cap the game at 30fps. I'm running on a 1070 and it is not smooth I get drops to 55fps.

It's really not that bad of a port and it's about the best you can reasonably expect from Japanese devs.

always gives me a white screen before I can reach the first save point, hopefully they patch this shit.

Eh, I think DS3 was the best Japanese port I've seen so far.

What about Revengeance, that was a pretty good port

Okay that's fair, it was pretty good.
MGS5 was good too.

But like, generally speaking.

I'll never understand retards who insist on playing shit like action games or souls games with a keyboard. It's like trying to play an FPS with a laptop trackpad, just get a 360 controller

I'm convinced it's due to an autistic hatred of consoles. They can't even have a controller in their house.

Yes ;_;

I'definitely pirate it when I can, but I don't make any excuses. I'm poor and don't give a fuck.

He has a $5000 PC so any port will run fine for him. I don't trust his words on this.

You're already above most pirates because you don't try to justify your piracy.

pc fag here, bought it and playing with a 360 controller. 3rd person action games are meant for controllers.

How the fuck would one justify piracy? That's some serious denial there.

transformers runs better than this shit

Playing with a steam controller. Is that fair?

I don't buy denuvo games.

If CPY doesn't crack this in a week I'll use the refund method and play the game offline on a sandbox.

He kinda revamped his port reports because of exactly this reason. People always seem to have problems when he doesn't and vice versa so he mainly focused on the pc specific options that are completely objective and on this front the port is completely fine. Hell, I even have a GPU below min req and play with 50-60fps high settings. Granted it's only on 720p but that's more than I hoped for.

It's not a perfect port, but it's completely fine. Even more so if they iron out the fullscreen issue a lot of people seem to have.

Refund method?

If you have an RX 480 this game doesn't even run for more than 30 minutes without crashing. Fucking japs need to learn how to optimize PC ports and fucking AMD need to learn how to make drivers.

Yes.

I don't pay for porn

What is it?

Oh you definitely do, just not at all in money.

I did buy it, but that was over six hours ago and square enix still has not processed the purchase.

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It still works, I used this to finish Berseria before the crack, funny thing is that I could still use my save with the cracked version, so you absolutely lose nothing by doing this.

I'm going through some games right now so I'm in no hurry.

With denuvo authenticating periodically, you get one to two weeks of time to finish the game before it needs to authenticate online and fucks the method, but thats usually enough to at least finish the game, and if you keep your save you can always use it when the crack is out.

Fuck denuvo man, I hope the company goes down in a fire, everyone there dies and their families all get cancer and die too, fucking filth of dirty jews.

I played the demo for this game on PS4 and was not impressed, whats so great about it?
Does the demo not do it justice?

Damn, someones salty they can't illegal steal peoples hard work anymore.

I pay for my games, I don't pay for renting games.

Proof that I have money is that I use this refund method to play the games and return the money to my account to use it on games that don't treat the customer like shit.

>piratefags actually believe this

You're stealing, plain and simple. Don't try to justify it, you look like an idiot.

"best port Platinum has done" except for the part where it's unplayable on Nvidia 700 series cards and all AMD cards.

And other than the fact that when you run it in 1080p fullscreen, the game actually runs at 1768x992 (wtf is that res), which most displays only support at 30Hz.

And other than the fact that performance is really really bad.

But it's running at native 1080/60fps without drops on my 480.
Maybe it's you who just can't into computers

Framerate's pretty bad on my old 670, I think it's time to upgrade.

Has anyone managed to get rock solid 60 with all the bells and whistles turned on, preferably at 1440p? What are your specs?

Literally all you have are ad hominem attacks. Your position cannot stand on any sort of logic or fact, it's pure emotional drivel.

man what are you even taking about?

So the whole "it's a shit port" meme was spouted by pirates too poor to buy the game? Sasuga poorfags.

>denuvo
>square enix

>implying pirates will be able to play this

dont worry, we have a couple of months before the horde of shitposters arrives

runs perfectly fine on my 780ti

>unplayable on Nvidia 700
describes your 480 right? And no, there is no way to fix this error known at this time.
>all AMD cards
unless you roll back the driver, yeah this one is fixable

>But it's running at native 1080/60fps
In fullscreen mode? You aren't using borderless gaming or something? I haven't seen a single other person who can get the game to run at 1080p in fullscreen mode. The game SAYS that it is in the options, but really it's running at a lower res.

lucky you

no im serious, whats the issues with the 700 series? I played for 10 hours and it ran beautifully

REGION LOCK I would be all over this game right fucking now if it wasn't REGION LOCK

Similar issue to the one that the latest AMD drivers are causing, the game video locks up. Still hear sound, input works, but the image doesn't change.

Only seen people reporting this issue on nvidia with the 780 and 780ti, any other nvidia has no issues. If it's running for you on a 780 then that's cool, are you on the latest driver? If not, what driver version? I might try downgrading if you are running an older driver.

Ran like a charm on the five-year-old card I had at the time with minimal settings fiddling. I'd say it was one the best JP ports of all time.

Region locked so I cant purchase it

MGR was a good port

denuvo

Running at max settings on 2560x1080 with borderless gaming

Except you can easily play through something like DaS with M/KB and there are even advantages to it like having far better control of the camera. There are no real advantages to using a controller or a trackpad in a shooter. M/KB is more than functional enough to be worth properly supporting and using in most action games unless it frequently robs of you of camera control.

>DMC4

What GPU do you have? I have a 670 and I'm curious what kind of performance I can expect.

i dont support denuvo games
i would have bought it day one otherwise

seeing as it doesn't work with my rx 480 its really not that great.

I don't want to give money to Square Enix

>3rd person action games are meant for controllers.

No. Some, like Dark Souls, just have poor keyboard and mouse support. When they have good keyboard and mosue support, they always play better with it, like Dragon's Dogma.

Anyone who unironically listens to totalbiscuit needs to be shot.

I played DaS with M+KB, once you get the mousefix it is actually very reasonable. I also have a 360 controller that I use as a gamepad but I was comfy enough with M+KB to not use it.

are you fatter than TB?
the answer to both is yes

That difference is a clothing difference. Her clothes are made to allow extra room in the bust. His clothes are not. If they both wore the same thing it would not look like his tits are bigger.

>HAHA PC MASTER RACE 4K 144FPS THANKS FOR BETA TESTING CONSOLE KEKS
>locked at 900p 60fps
>runs like shit
>crashes

aa and AO fucking annihilate my fps, playing on max. also I just crashed opening up the elevator on the moon base.

should I just play without them?

I literally have hundreds of dollars worth of pirated games and I'm gonna site against you here.

Pirate all you want but a company has a right to protect itself from it. Stealing or not, the company has it's own business model and morals. Hate them, sure, but they're justified.

AO looks terrible anyway. It's a meme setting like motion blur or lens flare.

I thought this was unpiratable.

Sup Forums is a terrible place for Day 1 impressions since most people with positive impressions are playing the game, the people left are the falseflaggers and shitposters.

>stealing
>while calling others Jews

Are there any emulators that can run the original Nier game?

Even if it's a single player FPS or other first person game I'll play it with a controller, I just prefer to lean back a bit and the feel of a controller over WASD

I use M+K for multiplayer games though obviously, I can do without that handicap

>try to look under 2Bs skirt
>Achievement unlocked: Pervert!
>suddenly a couple of people write "WTF?" in steamchat to me, even my mother

Welp, back to pirating games I guess ;_;

>3rd person action games are meant for controllers.
Why?

...

>I also have a 360 controller that I use as a gamepad but I was comfy enough with M+KB to not use it.
Hell, I switched over to M/KB when I gave it a try with the mousefix. Maybe it's just because I've been using it since I was a little kid playing Doom on my dad's lap but M/KB feels so much better to control.

I'd rather buy persona 5 because it will keep me playing for more hours.

It's a meme caused by bad m+kb support in PC ports. When its implemented properly m+kb is fine. The lack of analog is offset by the greater camera precision of a mouse. Look at Gears of War 4, the series is literally designed to be played on an Xbox controller, and even has movement quirks like wallbouncing, and PC players were still outperforming Xbone players when Microsoft did a crossplay weekend. Hell, I even played the Yooka Laylee demo with m+kb and it controlled fine.

Now play that with bongos

>AO looks terrible anyway.
It depends on how it's implemented. There are plenty of games that look objectively worse with AO off and then there are games like Far Cry 3 that apply it horrendously and make shit look weird.

> Piracy is not OK as long as it suits my taste and I suck the producer‘s dick

haha

Not going to fund Denuvo.
If they remove it, I'll consider buying it, if I don't pirate it before that.

kb+m controls are utter shit and the game doesn't actually run at 1080p in full screen. got it sitting at 15 minutes of play time wondering if i should refund.

The port is so good I always get a white screen a couple minutes.

Has there been a fix to this yet?

So what's a good controller for PC? Are Steam controllers worth it?

N-not available in my region