Game lets you get drunk

>game lets you get drunk
>you sober up after one minute

>game lets you get drunk
>you stay drunk for over an hour in real time

>game lets you eat food
>it makes you fat

>Close can enemy doors

>The game lets you get drunk
>Adds a blurry screen effect
>It's buggy and sometimes wont go away

>Game lets you get drunk.
>Makes it so you can't move straight.
>This ends up causing bugs.

I wish life was like this. I had a boring night downtown, but I'm still too drunk to drive home so I'm shitposting from a friends Couch. Drinking and barcrawls are shitty now, why aren't they as fun as they were in college?

>game let you eat food
>and if you don't you die

because you're alone inside

You are a boring person and your friends are too boring to compensate

>game lets you get drunk
>adds an increased fov
>makes the game a lot better
guess the game

GTA SA truly was ahead of time
too bad you can't get drunk

>get drunk
>interact with anything
>instantly sober

>drinking alcohol
>even in video games

>MC is an alcoholic
>have to drink to stop your hands from shaking and fucking up your aim
>but you don't get that many guns so you're better off just throwing the booze as a weapon

Condemned 3 never

>ENEMIES CAN OPEN AND CLOTHES DOORS

Monster Hunter?!

>game lets you run
>you get tired
wow

>Not drinking alcohol
Don't pretend you don't suck at being social when sober.
Or do you just not have any friends?

>character gets drunk instantly from one bottle of (american) beer
>yet same thing happens with a whole bottle of liquor
>charisma increase when you're stumbling around
>stamina increase even though you can barely walk

>wearing the same outfit for a long time causes people to make comments about how you smell or that you need to get new clothes
>ai has a unique algorithm that allows it to remember you if you defeat it and then fight it again later it will specifically point out that you'd beaten it before.
>ai doesn't fall for the I'll just go around the corner and hide trick
>shoot a giant aquarium with a shotgun it shatters and all the water comes out assume it's just a set piece.. come back later and shoot it with a low powered pistol and it only drains to where the bullet hole is.
>shoot a barrel, because you shot the very bottom all the liquid inside comes out

now that I think of it, how was there no mission where Cj, smoke, ryder and sweet go to that bar, get wasted and you end up getting in a fight with ballas and have a shootout whilst a screen shake effect goes on?

goddamn I should work for r*