Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Hey Faggots
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this place wouldnt be the same without you john rip
Did you actually die? Or was it a different John?
he actually did, John was just the name they gave to the copypasta
Hiya John, welcome to Sup Forums! Your girlfriend looks like a plucked flower from the most beautiful meadow, you're one lucky guy.
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Typo. I meant 8.
For the longest time I thought the picture of the dude with the impaled head was John.
Rest in peace John
I get this reference!
Feels like Sup Forums 2007 in here.
PUDI PUDDI
LMFAO, NOBODY GIVES A FUCK DUDE. YOU LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF FUCKING BITCH OUT OF JERSEY SHORE. WHAT, YOU WEREN'T FUCKING GUIDO ENOUGH TO MAKE THE CUT? YOUR FAKE TAN JUST WASN'T FUCKING UP TO SNUFF? NOBODY FUCKING CARES KID. CAPTAIN OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM?! MY FUCKING ASS LOL YOU ARE SKINNY AS SHIT AND NICE FUCKING FAKE CHAIN AND EMPTY BOTTLE OF FUCKING KID VODKA. IF YOU WERE AS HARD AND "GANGSTA" AS YOU CLAIM TO BE YOU, FIRST OF ALL, WOULDN'T BE HERE TALKING SHIT AT FUCKING 8 AM IN THE MORNING AND SECONDLY YOU'D PROBABLY BE TOO HUMBLE TO GIVE A SHIT. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT EITHER WAY. I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF YOU FUCKING TWIG FUCKS WHO WEIGH LESS THAN THE ANOREXIC WHORES THEY ASSOCIATE WITH ACTING ALL FUCKING HARD AND SHIT WHEN A SIMPLE BREEZE WOULD MAKE THEM CRUMBLE.
GO GET SOME MORE FUCKING CHILDREN'S VODKA AND FAKE BRONZER AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT ANOTHER FAKE CHAIN HOW ABOUT SOME DOG TAGS? THAT'S FUCKING GHETTO RIGHT THERE YOU GUIDO FUCKING BITCH.
AND FUCK YEAH I'M MAD PEOPLE I GIVE A FUCK IF YOU WANT TO ASK ME IF I'M MAD BRO B/C I FUCKING AM AND I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF FAGGOTS LIKE THIS
FUCK YOU
how old is this pasta
That bitch's ugly.
5/10 at best for me.
>tfw i miss 2011 Sup Forums
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Fuck you, John. You look like a dumb fucking guido. Fucking loser.
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>his death back then
lol, serves him right
>his death if it happened now
THIS IS TRULY THE WILL OF KEK, NOBODY WILL OPPOSE US! LOOK AT ONE OF THOSE 40 POSTS REPLYING TO OP THAT GOTS DUBS, THIS IS TRULY SOME MEME MAGIC AND KEK IS WITH US! PRAISE KEK, SHADILAY!
2007
piece of shit cunt deserves being raped by tentacles
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that one's pretty cute, desu
in a not-sexual way
>LE IM AN OLDFAG XDDD DONT HIT ON ME YOU SILLY NEWFRIENDS
Top kek fucking nerd
Can finns be stopped?
>then
>edgy kids
>now
>autists having fun
the blood of genghis khan cannot be tamed
Sup Forumstards detected
how's your little cult coming along? Jonestown soon?
...mooooods?
oh wait we're on Sup Forums now
We own Sup Forums and we own America. Now kindly fuck off back to plebbit
AAYYY this copypasta. Been a while.