What would Sup Forums do to me

what would Sup Forums do to me

*plarp*

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I would report and sage you so fast

put my switchey joycons in bum bum ^u^

is that a girlpussy

Hang on, I'll get the eggs.

This

Do mods even ban these fuckers? This is like the third time in a couple hours.

yeah they do but when one gets banned 2 rise

>tfw you will never sniff and lick a girl's butthole.
>why even live.
what does it smell and taste like in the heat of the moment? Any anons care to share?

It's not like ban evasion is hard.

*BRAP*

salty coins and shit

clean pussy has no scent and it tastes like cucumber. maybe some less fortunate anons can comment on the less hygienic vaginas

shit and sweat you retard, and it aint as good as youd think

All depends on the girl. Hnless she's disgustingly dirty then it doesn't smell like much other than her pussy. As for taste, it tastes like you're licking soft skin. It's really fucking hot, I wish my gf was more into it.

If you have a dynamic IP you can just reset your router to circumvent bans.

It feels amazing if you have girl that takes care of herself. My girl was at first weirded out that I like her ass so much but now she is pretty much always wants anal.

Stay triggered kid

dude. this girl that i have been seeing for a while has the cleanest asshole you could ever imagine to encounter. she shaves it and keeps it so fucking clean. i sniff it and it doesn't even smell like a damn thing.

This
Takes like 1 minute tops

Smell your own sweaty asshole. Like that.

>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>sample

aslong as this is what all assholes smell like i might aswell sniff dudes asses

Well in the heat of the moment it actually turns me on. Sweat and small sweet stink turns me on and I fap even more furiously. So if I do that then a girl's must be even better.

Just tastes like skin with a hint of salt because of the sweat.

I like it.

Continue to report these threads because I've seen 5 in the past hour.

what did they mean by this

this

feed her tendies and a bowl of eggs

Uh
What?

Thats hilarious

Isn't that on the back of the knee?

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lmao u suck
check this 0 tho

>feed bowl of eggs
>force feed fresh milk
>pay $50 for a taxi to take her home to her Bull

I live in the land of manual, care to explain?

WOW

are u a flower girl

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NOT EVEN A GRIL FAMALAM DAT A INSIDE PENUR

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Is that a little... chocolate nugget... hmmmm yes...

pungent

Fishy.
Also what kind of faggot has only been with one girl?

My gf is into it but won't admit it. Getting a boner just thinking about it.

cute that you would assume that
i just haven't been with any girls who didnt wash themselves

>"Want to watch me play the new Mass Effect, user?"
What do?

The most accurate response. And bad pussy? Smell used dental floss.

keep playing osrs

No and lose some weight fatty

what did he mean by this

fuck no, you fat bitch

I want to watch her lose 30lbs.

explain

Play games with because we're on a video game board.

Grab the popcorn because it's the best comedy of the year.

Most posters on Sup Forums use a phone.

This is why people hate phoneposters. they're ban proof, so they can shitpost with impunity.

I remember this gif differently, they were covered in shit if I recall correctly, maybe I just got too old

Kill that faggot right now

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My dick is saying why the fuck not but my brain is on the fence

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I don't understand.