Have you worshipped your Goddess Lady Palutena today?

Have you worshipped your Goddess Lady Palutena today?

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Not with that face.

>akisameface
No

I'm worshipping one out to her right now.

Yes.

Your Goddess will be pleased.

No, I only worship my Mistress.

I hope so, plenty of holy liquid will be released to her honor.

If only I could present it to her in person. Directly from the source.

You call that a goddess?

Go away dumb goddesses aren't welcomed here

This is my only goddess(male)!

Aqua is smart

These godesses need to take their seat in the proper worshipping position first.

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>she farted

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I wish I could worship her divine body, instead.

I want to worship her ass

>browse Sup Forums for vidya
>see lewd/porn thread
>haven't fapped for 4 days
>know it will be a trash thread but my penis wants to click it
>click it
>get horny

Fuck you Sup Forums, you're making it hard for me to resist the urge of fapping.

You know you want to rub one out to Goddess Palutena's huge, soft, inviting tits, user.

Why did they give her bloomers

>thick
>lesbians
>pubes
I need a bigger towel.

Because Palutena is an old lady!

I don't! I've already committed not to. This is a test of will.

user, Palutena needs your worshipping.
You wouldn't deny the poor Goddess just for a pointless trial, right?

Not with that resolution.

Me on the left.

It's hardly pointless. I'm sure a goddess like her has plenty of other worshippers besides me.

there is only one god and he send his son to earth which died for our sins

But she needs YOU user. She needs YOUR worship and love. Palutena cares for each and every single one of her worshippers.
Don't make her sad.

The Earth didn't die what are you saying.

Why am I so special? The Goddess won't need tribute from me. Even if I do want to give it to her.

it's time for you to learn about jesus and the only true christian god

My goddess has a long flowing multicolored mane, beautiful wings, and a long sharp horn. She raises the sun every day with her incredible alicorn magic.

Also
> No hooves

Because she needs love from all.
Each one of her worshippers are special.

She needs you user.

If everyone is special, then nobody's special. Least of all one of her many, many devoted followers.

She'll live.

>Aqua will never make fun of your tiny dick

Your 'Goddess' was better as a Farseer.

I fap.... Prayed twice to her today already

>If everyone is special, then nobody's special
That would be true if she was a human.

However she is a Goddess and loves all, and everyone is unique and special to her.
Meaning every "act of worship" is unique to her. What will she do if you don't?

Why even care about that flabby old goddess when you can worship someone actually worthwhile instead?

>Lady Palutena will never bury you under an impossibly huge quantity of her shit.
>Lady Palutena will never be suddenly burdened by a massive hunger pain and voraciously devour her own shit and you whole.

why live?

But what will that old hag do for me in return?

>tfw no cute farseer gf to worship

Get it from all of her other followers?

Okay, counter-question. What's in it for her if I actually go through with it? Another number to be added to the pile?

Eris is superior

Eris pads her chest
Eris pads her chest.
Eris pads her chest.

PADDED TITS

>Get it from all of her other followers?
>Another number to be added to the pile?
It's not the SAME as "everyone else's". There is no "everyone else's" because each one is unique.

Jesus you are dense.

Blow it up!

>tfw no goddess will take your virginity and let you suck on her milky titties

What is the point lads?

One day user.

I mean she can suck your dick, so there's that.

Someday user

Lady Palutena is so gassy!
Full of the gas!
Yes yes yes yes!
Lady Palutena's ass blasts the gas!
Toot toot!
Lady Palutena makes the lewdest toots!
Yes yes yes!
Gassy Lady Palutena

>no Thicke Wicke to drain your pokeballs

kill me

Because a 'goddess' that's flat is trash

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Have you stretched for your /fit/ goddess today?

The thing about Gods and Goddesses is that you have to have faith user.

So have faith.