Main character can't swim

>main character can't swim

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>main character is shown swimming in full plate armor with complete ease
>instantly dies when he falls in water later even naked

I came here to post this.

>main character can only swim in some parts

>main character hates mondays

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>main character is black

>main character drinks coffee

>game has an hour long voice only tutorial

>main character looks for pipe

That's because he was swimming in fine England

Japanese waters are probably radioactive and shit.

>main character doesn't know how to ride a bike

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>main character is stuck in an endless cycle

>Main character uses pipes

>main character is a philosophical diety

More precisely, he was seen swimming in the water below the tower of london, which means the water was probably sourced from the Thames.

Go look up the River Ganges nowadays, that's what the Thames was like in the 1600s.

Garfield is a masterpiece.
Literally cannot find a better comic strip.

>cats smoke in the game world

>main character is stuffing his face as usual

>Literally cannot find a better comic strip.

it looks like Garfield is completely lost on you.
Sad.

I don't get it.

NOW

the child is mentally ill and the father supports it

WHERE

Perhaps this will clarify.

That's because you are a cis male.

Obviously but what the fuck did the grandpa do wrong?

COULD

didn't tip toe with his words and play into their mental gender gymnastics

>main characters family was killed

every castlevania ever

>The MC can use the secret move.
>[Dry Your Tears Playing in the Background]

But he didn't fucking say anything relating to gender. Is it because he said "like your father"? Because that would imply the person who drew this comic thinks that women can't be strong.

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MY

PIPE

no shit now stop being off topic
What's your favorite garfield strip?

BE

>main character lost his pipe

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>Character doesn't know how to swim for the majority of the story
>Character has to learn how to swim in order to save his friends

GARFIELDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

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>it's actually a plot point in the game

That shit was neat

That is one dead doggo

>main character is a smoking rat

wow

literally nothing is lost

THE

is this loss?

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>poor old man has to watch as his son enables his grandson to be a delusional tranny

Tragedy has never been more well executed in a comic strip

>Main character wants to kill all Jews
>Is Jewish himself

>main character doesn't have the light, the radiant light, the radically radiant light of truth's loving radiance

>Pipewrench is a separate weapon instead of having its own dedicated button
>Spend the game looking for the button for my pipewrench

is....

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>smoke doesnt become the border
ya blew it

So it's transphobic to not be sexist?

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CAT

HAS

now where could my shitpost be..

YOUR

Someone please explain this meme to me.

If I had asked you one year ago, which one would you say was the greater work of art?
Lasagnacat pre-2017 or Garfield Without Garfield?

Since we all know Lasagnacat 2017 is the be all end all of art.

BANE!?

The cat has your pipe.
Remember that.

>The main character of the first GTA game to let you swim is black

Rockstar is crazy.

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So do you think Garfield is good or shit? First day here I wanna fit in.

>it clearly doesn't line up in the image even though he says it does

The whole video is a lie.

Garfield is kino

It's far above your brainlet faculties, my friend.
Stick to CAD, it suits you better.

>Nothing I said nothing
Fuck, didn't laugh until that part.

>main character is impotent

>women can't grow up big and strong
I'm entitled to believe the person who writes this is retarded

Does anyone know what's with the sudden resurgence of Garfield hate? Is Jim Davis really to blame? Where Can I learn more?

THE CAT HAS YOUR PIPE

GARFIELD!

10 mins into the video and my entire body is shaking.

Is that how it felt when you've opened your eyes for the first time?

Is this what being redpilled feels like?

>People who just sink in water

I'd imagine even thrashing like an idiot would keep you afloat for a little while. I mean unless you're a Gorilla or like literally don't know the basic properties of water.

why would you post a rage room?

these awful comics are an editing goldmine.

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whats with garfield memetic power jesus christ.
i can feel something pretty damn dark and terrifying behind all this shit.

Jim Davis is an unintentional genius

And this'll b my last laugh of the day before bed
Thanks m8

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>but he can't find it

Since having my eyes opened wide, I find myself seeing everyday situations and remarking to myself "Well, that's sort of similar to the Garfield comic in a way."

Say the line Sup Forums!

this shit is way too fucking real

>touch water
>die

From someone who didn't know lasagnacat at all until recently, this is amazing.
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Since when don't people tell little girls to eat so they become big and strong too?

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