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>Computer, simulate a thread on Sup Forums discussing the best Star Trek game
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Elite Force

COMPUTER, MAKE FIVE PICARDS WITH TITS WHO COULD OUTSMART DATA AND GIVE THEM ALL SUPER HUGE DICKS

Tell me captain, if Starfleet is so great why are there no good Star Trek games?

LET ME OUT CUNTS

DS9 management game when.

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the new Star Trek series is going to suck isn't it

Half of the mmo is quite good. Flying around and fighting borg and klingons is good fun.

The on ground stuff is pretty shit, though.

FPBP

>it's another prequel
>the main writer left for some reason
>touted having a female captain like it was notable or important after Voyager
>only available on CBS' streaming service inside the USA, already killing a huge part of the audience

Dead on arrival

I don't know Dukat, if the Cardassian Empire is as great as you say it is, why are there no Cardassian games?

>Empire
Union

>Computer, simulate 100 separate re-enactments of the "Monty Hall problem" as it was presented in the American television show "Let's Make A Deal"
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Ah yes, there wouldn't happen to be any Star Trek games where you can romance half-bajoran/half-cardassian teen aged females, would there? I ask for a friend, of course.

Yeah but she dies.

This nigga gets it

Literally one of the only good things to come out of Voyager

I presume I can give her a rigorous interrogation beforehand.

So I used to deride Star Trek when I was younger for a few reasons. The main one was that it was campy as all hell for someone my age and that the phasers looked ridiculous considering i'd grown up with Star Wars.

After my life hit rock bottom I decided to watch some of TNG. After struggling through the exhausting pilot I found myself veing trwated to a selection of what my friend called the best episodes. I was really impressed.

So now that i've come to appreciate how Star Trek's actually not nearly as shit as I imagined what makes DS9 so worthy of attention to a lot of fans. I really enjoyed TNG overall but when I tried watching a few episodes I found myself falling asleep.

im here to say that tng = ds9 > ent > voy

Elite Force with Sup Forums when?

>touted having a female captain like it was notable or important after Voyager
No it was going to have a female lead*, because apparently they're fucking off from the ensemble style the previous had. The captain is confirmed Jason Isaacs.

>Putting a highly anticapted show, on an exclusive platform in one country before the rest of the world

EVERY show that has done this, just gets pirated in the US and around the world, no show is going to get people subscribing for ANOTHER streaming service when they already have one

DS9 picks up a bit around Season 3, same as TNG but hits its stride with Season 4. DS9 is built around its story arc, so if you don't like that you probably wont like the show. There's a strong continuity to past events, so unlike TNG you can't just pick an episode and watch it safe in the knowledge that what comes before or after doesn't matter too much. That's why it suffered on TV but had a resurgence with DVD boxsets and streaming, being able to watch it all together is the best way to do it.

Starflight - Best Star Trek game that isn't Star Trek not like you guys GAF

truth

>Starflight
How rare. Most people say Star Control 2.

Although they're basically the same game.

Prospector is a good space game

DS9 has great characters who actually develop over the course of the show. And once you get past the first couple seasons, it's entirely focused on a war. So it's far from boring.

>what makes DS9 so worthy of attention to a lot of fans.

If you're finding TNG a snooze then you'll most likely enjoy DS9. It pretty much goes in the opposite direction. More "grounded" (for whatever that's worth). Dips into moral gray areas a lot more than TOS and TNG. Becomes more increasingly serialized as the series progresses, so there's actually more payoff with characters and events compared to TNG. I'm in the middle of season 6 right now and its practically everything I've ever wanted from Star Trek.

>mfw everything just keeps escalating each season

Oh shit, are you me? I don't remember having a transporter malfunction this week.

have you seen when lawful good goes lawful evil

I'm kind of pissed that by the time I heard about the crowdfunding for What We Left Behind it was already a done deal

>season 6
You're in for a bumpy ride once you hit 7

"I think it's time for me to become the villain."

>what makes DS9 so worthy of attention to a lot of fans

It has 3 races of Space Jews rather than the usual 1-2.

r8

I need more of this, regardless of its source

Stop committing treason

>Kasidy last

Acceptable.

>eddington, morn, vic, zek, worf that low

How would the Kaiser or Yang have handled the Dominion War?

Could the Ferengi out-jew Phezzan?

Hey.

Hey Damar.

Care for some kanar?

*picture of Damar at leftward pelvic level to a nude black man*

>Fontaine anywhere near the middle
>Luxwana above Kai Winn
>Nog above Quark
>Morn that low

Best thing I've read in a while.

Ferengi seem to keep themselves as just simple traders from what I've seen, Phezzan are full out jews who have to get involved politically to ensure things are always in their favour. Fuck rubinsky.

tfw you were the only person who liked the armada games

no i don't wanna play that mod for sins of a solar empire i wanna play armada 3 damn it

I had fun playing Armada 1 online.
Something about 2 didn't really click with me, though I did like picking Cardassians and turtling up and just chucking out space nukes whenever I built up a bunch

Fucking amazing.

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It was nice to see an episode where they had a bureau specifically dedicated to investigating all the time fuckery Starfleet ships get up to.

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I had good Armada 2 LAN times

borg guy would always turtle and go for the hypercube though

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Ezri is cute!
CUTE!

Ezri > Jadzia

I really liked the uniform change in the later seasons. Minor but effective.

Jadzia is worst girl.

You're the man now, dog!

holy shit ytmnd flashback

My Scimitar Dreadnought Warbird in STO.

Yeah, I know the game sucks but the space combat is fun.

I think different writers had different ideas for her. Sometimes she was cool, other times she was a dumb bitch. Like when she decided to leave Starfleet and stay on a disappearing planet with some dipshit she just met and immediately fell in love with.

>wife tries to Trillsplain honor to you

Obligatory Bridge Commander mention.


Fun game. multiplayer was run exclusively by spergs

That episode was so fucking dumb.

AKA the episode where Brunt/Weyoun/Shran wants to fuck a Holographic Kira but gets HoloQuark instead.

It was great when Ezri told Worf that the Klingon Empire is a corrupt piece of shit that should be left to fall apart

I'm finding most of the Dax episodes to be pretty weak. Even the one where the guy tried to take her symbiont didn't seem to have any lasting effects. I can see why they ended up tying her to Klingons. She didn't have much else going for her.

The space combat is ok. I mostly just use the game for ship porn anymore.

SIMPLE

OLD

GARAK

is that lightgun game any good?

It's "Plain, simple Garak" you numpty

this game is my fuckin JAM

>computer, spawn a 12 foot tall Taylor Swift in a Nazi outfit
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>tfw holodeck technology might become a reality in our lifetime

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Crossroads of Time is still the best Star Trek game ever made. Listen to those rocking jams, watch the strenuous physical activity of the Captain: pure, diluted essence of Trek
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STAR TREK: 25TH ANNIVERSARY and JUDGMENT RITES.

I'll never forgive you for trying to steal away muh Leeta.

Jadzia should two entries, one for pre-Klingon faggotry and one for post. She was much better before she basically became a Klingon without any makeup.

She couldn't be in the episode where the rest of the crew disguise themselves as klingons because she was allergic to the makeup.

i cry everytime

That music is too good for what the game is.

>computer simulate star trak with 2 cats

What a shame

>post your star trek waifu

engage

Computer recreate our last mission with all humans replacted by caitians.

Okay.

well of course

Ok.

Remember that time she fought The Rock?

That was a dark time for Dwayne Johnson, when everyone wanted him and cast him as "The Rock" instead of himself.

is it 2004?

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You just know Picard only put up with Wesley's bullshit to score points with her.

This list is shit, Jake Sisko should be second to last, and move Rom up

>>That was a dark time for Dwayne Johnson, when everyone wanted him and cast him as "The Rock" instead of himself.

He was a shit actor back then anyway. Granted, he managed to make a better transition than most wrestler-turned-actors.

So why the fuck is Star Trek absolutely obsessed with the word "captain"?

It makes me fucking sick

fuck, thems nice spacemams

>Computer, spawn 5 female Caitians in original Starfleet uniforms, the ones with miniskirts, in the middle of their estrus cycle, a strong desire to propagate their species with the only available male and an intense loathing of each other as reproductive competition
>Disengage safety protocols

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