How were the champions killed by such weak bosses?

How were the champions killed by such weak bosses?

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their weapons broke

>Thunderblight
>Weak

kek

I had over 200 arrows. His face was so big, anything I shot in his direction was a crit

I like to imagine all of them hanging out in the afterlife, and they all pick on Ravioli for dying to Windblight of all bosses.

HE

WINGED

IT

They didn't even have their weapons, their respective tribes are in possession of them before you beat the Divine Beasts.

all of the bosses were easy as fuck you toddler

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>Shield gets broken by four consecutive hits from a short sword then you can just whack the shit out of him
>His lightning rods can be thrown back at him to stun the shit out of him
He's a fucking joke that's only "hard" if you have shit gear

A blow to ego like that, that's not something Mipha can heal

He's the only one I can see losing because bird vs wind = fucked

please please PLEASE let the story DLC be about finding a way to revive them for the love of fuck they don't deserve this

>brag about your shit
>tool on the autistic kid in your crew
>lose to the easiest boss

Ravioli everybody.

Oh, nice catch

So they went in weapon less, because they did not expect Ganon to possess the beasts

>His lightning rods can be thrown back at him to stun the shit out of him
that's literally the only way you're supposed to do it though

What about fish and water control?

all he did was raise the water...which would actually be better for mipha

Link is literally the only one capable of a fight in their fucking universe, other than monsters.

waterblight made ice cubes. He was probably the easiest out of all the bosses. I dont even know how Mipha lost to that

>revive them all
>intentionally leave out Ravioli

Mipha deserves to see her family again, Daruk is a total bro, and Urbosa gives you the best powerup. Everyone has merits except the fucking bird.

>the Master Sword is only special because its the only weapon in the world that doesn't break
>the chosen one is special only because he has a bottomless stomach
It's all so simple.

>do thunderblight first
>have a lot of trouble due to shit tier gear, but manage after 3 tries
>do waterblight and windblight, a little difficulty but beat both first try
>obtain master sword
>Beat the absolute fuck out of fireblight and never get hit
I should have just grinded shrines and got the master sword first.

you can probably solve the problem with bomb arrows
even fireblight ganon can be solved with bomb arrows as long as you fight him in the sanctum instead of death mountani

>fire blight
>with Lynel 5x arrow bow
>blast arrows

IT'S FUCKING MATT DAMON ALL OVER AGAIN

I beat Waterblight without realizing I could cryosis the blocks.

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if he freezes Mipha she dies instantly

But it does break.

Like ACTUALLY broken or you just break his guard? I've never seen enemy equipment obey durability rules that you do, so why would someone assume it's a good thing to whack on his shield?

>gf bitching about thunderblight boss
>play less than half her entire playthrough
>fight starts and all it does is dash back and dash forward to hit
>parry and flurry 3x and half it'd health is gone
>she tells me that's not the hard part
>second phase of fight and she tells me to use the spikes he throws against him
>magnet it towards boss and it's stunned
>hit till dead.
>ask why she didn't do it herself
"it was hard"

Are you serious about the thunder blight user? How could you even struggle against it?

Same, Ive yet to use Cryosis in any battle. For that boss, you shot the boss before he launches the ice

I'll take that for everyone except the Goron. Goron's seem clearly capable of fighting even barehanded, are seemingly immune to fire so fireblight ganon wouldn't have done shit, and had that magical barrier, which didn't seem to have a 3 use limit on them

You could easily use arrows if the camera wasn't fucking garbage in that room
I guess guard is more appropriate but yeah a fucking beam shield gets fucking wrecked by a few whacks if fucking sad

Are you me?

Pretty sure I nabbed the Master Sword right around the same time, and I think windblight was the only one I never took a hit on. Going Thunder first set my expectations too high for the rest of the bosses, everything else was weak shit.

I didn't realize either, hell when I needed to get on board Ruta I ended up shooting them out of the air with arrows.

Well the gerudos couldn't manage the Yiga clan who were absolutely laughable, so I think Link is literally the only competent person in the world

Not him but yes, you whack at his shield like 4 times and it just breaks. It regenerates back instantly after you finish your attacks.

It's not efficient to do that though since the durability system in this game is shit(nintenbros will defend it). It's for brute forcers or people that just have a ton of good weapons on them.

How do Rito and Ruto both exist? I thought Ruto turned into Rito

>An entire civilization of people for 100 years could not beat the beasts

>Literally just a few bomb arrows disable them

>Easiest bosses in all Zelda history

I felt cheated that Zora's boss was the most clever

Ruto died along ago user.

7/10 - good job. made me reply.

cause windwaker is stand alone dumbass. there's no timeline

>fight me 1v1 faget on my server
>This server is private, you cannot join

Maybe it's just because I hate wasting/using arrows but if you think these are the easiest bosses in zelda history you are shitposting or haven't played any other game.

pretty much every TP boss with morpheel being the biggest offender, and NES zelda bosses that die to one bomb are far easier,

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Why is the voice acting so shit in this game? The only persons voice I could stand was the gerudo Champions... Urbosa I think. Her voice fit her perfectly unlike the others.

the voice of that beta goron you have to constantly save cracked me up though. Reminded me of 4chins.

Not him but during his second phase i'd struck him once with the electrified pillars and get down to dodge training: the boss.

Does he actually repeat the pillar thing till dead? He went back to "hayai!!" After getting zapped with me

There are all sorts of weird continuity issues. Stuff like the Mirror of Twilight existing (which would imply it's in the child era) in the same world as things like Koroks and Rito (which would imply it's somewhere along the WW timeline) and so on.

Honestly it's always been easier to just look at the series like it's a retelling of the same story by different cultures or eras. It's pretty clear nobody at Nintendo is writing this crap down, which is why nothing seems to fit when you apply any sort of scrutiny to it.

Is there a point on doing all the Divine Beasts instead of just going straight to Calamity Ganon after getting the Master Sword and a bajillion ancient arrows?

But you're wrong, user. WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG!

The Mirror already existed even during OoT though, since the Sages use it to shoot Ganondorf into the Shadow Realm.

meant zora. No idea why I thought the entire race was the princess

The worst part of the game is that the vast majority of enemies lack tactics of their own and are just set up as camp groups rather than patrols like the Guardians - horse bokoblins are weird outliers but offer nothing more than being a nuisance. Have an hidden aggression bar that goes up as you kill more and more, forcing monsters to retreat and organise themselves better, bottleneck the player in to traps that increase in difficulty over time requiring players to strive for better knowledge and skills utilising their equipment.

The best part of the game is easily Hyrule Castle.
It's like the vast majority of the team's efforts were poured in to it and it's easily the best experience in a Zelda game to date in terms of adventure, but the game as a whole lacks the general Zelda feel otherwise.

Riju wants Link's master sword right?

dumbass bird

I liked Falco, just because he's an ass doesn't make him a bad guy

>I don't like Revali because he was mean to Link.

10/10, underrated comment

>enter castle without doing any beasts
>beat water and wind blights
>lol, Master Sword has no power
>climb to the third floor
>wait ten minutes
>lol, Master Sword is ready
>beat fire and thunder blight

Man, he wanted to impress senpai so bad. Is there any love more tragic than unrequited love? Poor Revali.

Which Link had the coziest life pre-adventure? If I was to say it'd have to be TP or WW

>Trash voice actor
>Worst race
>Died to Windblight Ganon

Worst champion by a large margin.

>Mipha wanted to fuck Link
>Ravali wanted to fuck Link

Don't tell me Urbosa and Daruk do too

>be a smug dick
>die like a bitch
>still a smug dick when I finish his job and avenge his death

Bird can stay dead for all I care.

The voice acting is ridiculously terrible. I felt like some 30 year old male was doing a falsetto for Zelda's voice. It's not like the writing or animation helped any, goddamn rock dudes are weeboo as fuck now.

TP definitely, WW would probably better if he lived near a normal ocean instead of one full of monsters

Bad news, user. Everyone is gay for Link.

Except Kass. God dammit.

Tebu was mean to Link and he's a good character.

Sidon is worse, the poor dude is borderline depressed with how hard he wants to shove his love down Link's throat and having to constantly cheer him up while getting a raging boner

They don't chase you? Lame. What's the point of the higher floors then?

That's why he's awesome, user. That unyielding self confidence... even post mortem.

The old Rito design was way better, I don't care for the new ones

Link is such an overpowered piece of shit the bosses seem weak in comparison.

Teba was only mean for like a second because he didn't know who Link was

There's no point in fighting anything in Hyrule castle. Just go up the waterfalls. you miss nothing except breaking weapons and losing potions/food

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Teba liked Link in the end.

God, another underutilized character.

>Sup Forums praising this OFFENSIVELY difficult game
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But have you seen the women

I mean, have you really

How were you "supposed" to beat Windblight? Was it literally just "hit it until it dies"? I had powered up gear when I fought it, so I beat it before I could figure out how to actually counter his second stage laser spam.

Could someone post the picture of Zelda holding a pepe?

I personally prefer them with the beak as the mouth, the older one always creeped me out.

He really was desperate.

Ride the wind gusts up and shoot it in the eye, then run over and smack with your sword.

I just kept shooting it in the head.
It gets staggered after three hits

>champions killed by weak ass Ganonblights
>Link basically got his ass handed to him by guardians because the stupid fuck wouldn't carry a shield
Seriously Link you could have bothered to fuck up a hinox real quick for that Hylian shield

Well idk I only did the fight once. After he got shocked with the pillar I beat him up, he did it the pillars again and i ended the fight.

DESU, this is probably why the bosses for Zelda keep getting easier.

nope, see

Lol so true. They are weebs now, I looked up to the Gorons cause I always wanted to role like them and wake up making the funny sound effects..... You know the one.... The one in OOT whenever you pass by one that's curled up.

That was set way before the Calamity though. One of the memories clearly shows the Champions split up and rushed to their beasts, this was just Link hanging out with his Rito BFF for some reason, like those scenes with Goron and Fish.

something about thunderblights very last phase i had trouble with locking on
no lock-on=no dodging for me. hes a quick bitch and electrified shield meant you had to wait it out

That looks fucking stupid

Before the game released there was this one faggot (literally pretty sure he was gay) who go the game early and streamed it, putting on his mic a ways in. He got into that shrine where you stack 3 metal boxes and make a ramp up to the end and procceeded to get stuck for like 20 minutes whining about how it was impossible before somebody actually drew him a picture in MS paint what he had to do to solve it.

I sat there thinking "God damn, Aonuma was right all along".

I mean sure the bosses weren't difficult but let's be real here. No Zelda boss comes close to what I'd consider hard. Maybe thunderbird in Zelda 2, but that's mostly because of the archaic design of that game.

Most Zelda bosses are basically just spam the dungeon item three times and shoot the eye.

You literally can't die to TPs/WWs bosses unless you're actively trying. The bosses in previous Zelda games do like a maximum of 1-3 hearts, if that.

Thunderblight was definitely the hardest

These are just people with fake noses though.

How do you guys not like this design? It actually looks like something that could fly.

That's exactly right, and it's why I didn't ever finish Vah Medoh. You could say that refusing to save a guy who was a dick to me over 100 years ago from being trapped for eternity inside a robot bird isn't "the right thing to do". Unfortunately for him, I have been given control over his fate, so maybe he should have given his attitude a little more consideration way back when.

ravioli deserves it all