It's over

It's over.

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>7.7 from fucking IGN

NOT EVEN PAID REVIEWS CAN SAVE YOU

Gamespot gave it a 6.

Wew.

A 7.7 might as well be a 1 on IGN's 7-10 scale.

coming from ign, this is pretty much a 0/10

>the series brilliance

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WEW LADS

It's fucking ME3 all over again, Biodrones might as well kill themselves.

DEAD
ON
ARRIVAL

7.7
>7.7
7.7
>7.7
7.7

How can bioware even recover?

Nah it's worse. Game journos liked Mass effect 3. This is a complete cluster fuck not even sjw rags like polygon could stomach it..

except this time even the journalists sided with us

its like were all holding hands standing around biowares pyre

Reviewers refused to admit 3 was bad. This is even worse than that.

Reminder that these are generous scores.

Not even worth a generous 4.

Since Sup Forums is so contrarian, and normies don't like it, does that mean we have to like it now?

Sup Forums always liked it

I foresee countless "Its still a better RPG than Witcher 3" threads.

Holy shit, not even reviewers are defending this trash

>minor
>but pervasive

Maybe not that far, but once this has all blown over and people forget about it, Sup Forums will start saying it's a hidden gem that's rough around the edges.

Yeah Thebull94 does it for free after all. It's hilarious how Biodrones are more obsessed with CDPR than CDPR fanboys are.

Not even SJW reviewers are defending it?

>yfw jimcucksition gives it a 10/10

from the other thread 55/100

venturebeat.com/2017/03/20/mass-effect-andromeda-review/

I fully expect that fat fuck to do exactly that.

Fuck no. Not even Dragon Age II was given this bad of a reception and it was one of the worst AAA games ever created.

Autistic Sara Ryder is the penultimate character in gaming for writing, art direction and realism

I'm surprised that got by an editor if they even have one lmao

pcgamer.com/mass-effect-andromeda-review/

>8.0
>PCbros

>I'm not trying to be controversial guys, this is my legitimate opinion, even though it always happens to be the opposite of all mainstream reviewers and keeps my irrelevant ass in headlines

Can we all agree that this is an underrated masterpiece?
It's obvious the mass plebs can't appreciate true vidyakino like this.

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>literally an example of everything wrong with Western games
>almost an 8
And people say games like Zelda or Horizon are good just because the reviews confirm their fucking bias. You niggers need to be shot for buying garbage like this and then claiming it's good just because you're mad you wasted money.

So 7.7 is the new 8.8?

>Implying a 7 means it's bad

7 still means it's a good good, folks... Not fantastic or great but it's still a good game.

souce

77 with 12 reviews on metacritic. Atelier Firis and Sophie have a 75. Mass effect will have a lower score later. This is justice.

Where does this lego meme come from?

Gamespot: 6/10

>Automata 5
> Andromeda 8.5

opencritic.com/critic/1145/chad-sapieha

Anything under 8 is unplayable trash with IGN's review system

Sure, the pew pew might be fine, but there's better pew pew games out there

I forgot Sup Forums is no longer capable of detecting irony or shitposting, so that post will get 100 replies from autismos who think he was being genuine.

HOLY SHIT

60/100

gamespot.com/reviews/mass-effect-andromeda-review/1900-6416638/

Lego is stereotypically an autistic hobby

>waiting for curry thunder to flip shit on twitter and blame white people
Oh boy oh boy

Nah 7 means its not worth your time. Im not gonna dedicate over 15 hours of my life playing something that is not great.

Dont see the problem here desu. Its saying that the technical issues are minor and easy to overlook individually but happen so often that it becomes a problem

If IGN gives it a score under an 8 than it's shit.

Modern games journalism rates on a 7-10 scale, since everything lower is seen as failing thanks to the American education system

Games don't get lower than 7 if they're at least playable

Uh oh
Yellow

Nah. IGN was one of the top ME3 dick suckers.

Are the characterds autistic?

Source me family.

Sauce?

Just her

I don't think on purpose, but people have meme'd Sara to be autistic due to her funny facial reactions and odd responses.

Which is probably an endearing thing when you think about it, and helps with the shitty animation.

HOW CAN PEOPLE WRITE THIS GARBAGE DUDE

The writer is a gay. His brain is already broken.

Generic slightly older loli hentai hosted on sad panda

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>follow us on tumblr

i thought his life was 100% devoted to sonic and sonichu. why does he do this gay shit?

> Scoring lower than a non-canon Sonic spinoff

THIS IS THE END, BEAUTIFUL FRIEND

Chris-chan is pregnant?

nhentai.net/g/74396/

>Gay relationships are a bit blergh
Is he 12 years old? How can someone writing a review about anything be this retarded?

>it only occasionally stops you from playing and quits working forcing you to lose your immersion and restart the game entirely, meaning the devs haven't fixed critical flaws causing the game to fucking NOT WORK
>9.5

>Already better than Shepard
>9.5

Can already tell it was written by a manlet trying his best to topple himself over the Commander Shepard for once in his life.

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>7.7 from guys who gave me3 9,5/10 and witcher 9.3

DOOM

IGN actually scored Nier: Automata, a niche Japanese game, higher than this AAA installment of an established series.

Wow.

VENTUREBEAT GAVE IT A 55

>tutorial takes 5 hours

jesus fucking christ

PS4 version score is 73 already

>muh male power fantasy

LMAO JESUS WTF

it's Two Worlds in space.

once it goes on sale it will be universally praised here for it's fun stupidity.

that's if the dev team get layed off before they can fix any of their mess

red when

Oh damn.
they fucking did it.
they compared it to fucking nier
harsh.

man i was so close to pre-ordering adromeda along side BotW back in february for a discount, thankfully i didn't.

Thank you

Thanks.

Did she sit on her red velvet cake again?

This.
I always thought it was kibd of cute, but this doesn't compensate for the rest of the game.
Shit as an RPG, shit writing, shit characters, shit gameplay, even shittier fucking devs and staff, AND SHITTY GOD DAMN PUBLISHER
IF YOU GIVE THIS GAME MONEY OVER SOME STUPID SHIT LIKE WAIFUS THEN YOU ARE THE CANCER KILLING VIDYA

The thing I didnt knew until now is that mass effect andromeda isnt made by the same studio who developed the triolgy

heres gamespots vcideo

youtube.com/watch?v=g9f1UH6Udpw

so the new game has better models? Sounds good.

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>gay relationships are a bit blergh
What did he mean by this?

> It's real
venturebeat.com/2017/03/20/mass-effect-andromeda-review/

Welp. RIP Bioware

don't you mean "she"?

she does have an actual vagina now

Which is hilarious, because it completely negates what was said in the 9.5 review claiming that "BioWare" learned its lesson from ME3.

Reviews scores are always irrelevant
They were irrelevant when they gave me3 a good score
They are still irrelevant now that andromeda is getting a bad one

>LOOK! THE BROKEN CLOCK IS SHOWING THE RIGHT TIME NOW!
Who cares

pcgamer.com/dragon-age-2-review/
>Dragon Age 2 is not what you expect. Hell, even during preview sessions, I hadn't anticipated it being this much of a traditional sequel. But by locking down the context – the world and the politics – BioWare were free to fill their creation with more character and vitality than any title in recent memory. The best RPG of this decade? Nine more years will tell, but for now, yes.

>The best RPG combat ever. Not gamings best story, but maybe its best storytelling. Darker, sexier, better.

>94/100

I had a gift card so I preordered or $10. I'm going to play it, get super drunk, rant about all the garbage shit I find, and stream the whole thing.

I'd have never bought it, but I figured I might as well for $10 because I generally prefer to shit on things I've experienced firsthand instead of autistically droning on about secondhand experience. Plus I'm sure there's at least a tiny handful of mildly decent content tucked away somewhere in this game.

>scores only matter when I want it to matter
Ok

Give it time guys, watch all these scores become 9.5's to 10 outta 10's when EA forks over a bit more money.

>>scores only matter when I want it to matter
Yes. And when i want them to matter is never.