What's the vanilla ice cream/golden retriever/water of video games?

What's the vanilla ice cream/golden retriever/water of video games?

I know that vanilla ice cream and water are seen as "boring and bland" but what's wrong with a golden retriever?

There's nothing boring about it, it's just the standard.

Your answer is: Call of Duty.

Fuck you golden retrievers are great.

THIS IS NOW A DOG THREAD

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BEHOLD THE STYLISH WILD BITING DOG

In the modern Triple A market, its FPSs, and in the modern Indie market its stylized vaguely artsy adventure/puzzle games

Nah, that shit is for grandpas. Minecraft is where is at, creating stuff.

This is the Metal Gear Solid of dogs.

Mario.

"Good with kids", everyone recognizes it, many prefer another breed.

Dark Souls is probably the "Pitbull" with a exaggerated aggression and difficulty but actually being a big softy.

Shiba Inu is all of those games people watch streams of and then claim IM SUCH A FAN without playing them.

Chihuahua and other "petite" "handbagdogs" are Facebook games.

Pong.

This is the commander of shepherds.

Looks like the Bayonetta of dogs in looks though.

So is vanilla ice cream. OP probably didn't mean anything negative with the remark of golden retrievers being popular.

We used to have 4 in total back when I lived home. Best... uh, bitches.

This is the okami of dogs

have a huge doggo

Reminder.

You'll like my hairless doggo? He's the same breed as the dog from the new pixar movie "Coco". Can anyone guessed the breed?

Also, Chile con Carnage.

Dogger finishes ALL the sidequests.

Then he found out there were no rewards to them.

>Dogs are smart enough to do all this
>Some people STILL think cats are smarter

Xoloitzcuintle

You ever wonder how depressed those people get after their service dog dies?

wow why would you post this

that must fucking suck

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That woman is also probably 5' flat in boots. Still big doggo, just not Godzilla Doggo.

>bottom left
now i feel bad for my cat

Yep. Best doggo. He's my pride and joy. He just became 7 a few months ago.

looks like a rat desu

>Dogs are also stupid enough to eat their own shit
Really makes me think

Did someone say... Dog thread?

Most morbid post on Sup Forums

>Acting like doggos are unattractive

Nigger even when they are old and grey they look handsome. And they are the best animal in the world. I love my cat and cats are fine too but doggos are man's best friend

Cats are smarter at being assholes.

Look at this shit.

But seriously, you CAN train cats to do shit, but they are smaller and weaker so it ain't that practical for em to be trained to be service animals, especially since they have less of a pack mentality, it depends on the individual animal, i had a cat once that was more doglike then most dogs i met and there are always THOSE shitter dogs who get spoiled to the point they thing they da boss, Cat and Dog generalizations are just that, generalizations.

That's why you have a backup pupper deployed to weaken the blow.

>implying cats don't also eat their own shit and the shit of others
my neighbor had 3 cats, they would climb the fence into my yard and eat all of my dog's shit
never had to pick it up, they were always there to eat it

Hehe I get it
Fuck you.

As puppies they do look like rats. Cute rats. CUTE.

Wouldn't a Fox be the MGS of dogs?

Till some xX420YOLOBLAZEITXx kitteh comes and noscopes the pupper.

This dogger is paralyzed in its throat, this is the only way it can eat without the food getting stuck and choking it.

but user, rats are cute!

that's cute but also very sad