Do BioWare games intentionally try to make you gay?

Do BioWare games intentionally try to make you gay?

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That thing looks like a shriveled up ballsack, I'm disgusted that someone at bioware came up with that design and approved of it.

I'm more worried that OP would turn gay for that ugly sack of shit

>let's take a twi'lek and just melt the tentacles into his head and body

You cant turn gay. You're either been gay in denial and finally realize it or bi this whole time.

is that childish gambino?

Everyone's bi, most just have preferences.

Looking at that probably made me LESS gay to be honest.

Why wouldn't he?
I know I would.

it's clear they designed that things head first without knowing how on earth the rest of it's body looks like

The creators hate white people, so probably.

Yeah, and the alien is pretty ugly too.

GIVE ME KROGAN COCK

> one person said racism against white people does not exist institutionally that means they're all g o d d a m n s j w s

>Extremely emotional man who's in touch with his feelings
>Yet talks in a calm, deep voice, sounding almost the exact same as that drell dude
>The drell dude was built and designed almost purely for teenage girls to masturbate furiously to

I was convinced that they were intending for this guy to be the girlbait romance character but I don't know if women are really into men who look like shrivelled testicles or I'm sure more of Sup Forums would have been laid.

what's going on? do you have a threesome with the ayy and the black guy?

Certain chemicals can turn frogs gay.

> Dat alien chest

can someone post the ass webm
I tabbed into Sup Forums, saw it, and the thread immediately got 404'd before i could load the image

>biowarefans BTFO

If you knew why it 404ed you'd be glad. Just look up the scene on YouTube.

Please put the blue coat back on the alien, he was the only member of the entire team that looked anything close to respectable or interesting in design while wearing it.

>A straight man and an ayy lmao that probably doesn't even have a dick
>Make you gay

You were always gay, user.

>Cora gets as close to fucking porn as possible
>Gil gets a shitty fade to black
Oh Bioware.

link?

alright I just saw it
it's like sfm but worse

at first I thought this was a cthulhu spawn

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Steve Cortez levels of fuck you, faggot

>romancing a Mexican
haahhahahaaa

>Gil and Jill
My fucking sides

Small story.
>Play original Mass effect when it came out.
>be friendly with my crew as much as possible.
>Talking to Ashley gettin through some dialog.
>before I finish talking to her she says the equivalent of "You're my boyfriend now" because I'am being chill with her.
>"the fuck thats not how relationships work in real life"
>Turn her down.
>annoyed by how dumb that actually was leave her ass to die in Virmire and rescue my nigga Kaiden because atleast he didnt forcibly try to make a relation ship just because I was chill with him.
>Fastforward ME3
>have mah Space Gypsy waifu.
>Doing the quests on the citidel
>Notice mah nigga sitting at a table drinking some space Tea or something like that
>sit and chill
>Talk is going good.
>Suddenly abruptly Kaiden basically says "Yo man are you gay? because I'am and I would like to fug you because you're too cool with me because you saved my life"
>"The fuck Kaiden ? no man."
>Turn him down
>"But I'll still be your bud."
>Continue drinking space beer with him.
>MFW
Bioware is pretty bad at romance honestly.

It's deserved. Anyone who wants to fuck a human in a game where you can fuck aliens has shit taste.

His design looks like shit. How could anyone romance that? Gays BTFO

Who the fuck is Gil?
Cora has been Mirana Tier'd the fuck out of.
GIL????
REAALLY?

underrated.

...

>defending manveer
>thinking half of bioware aren't card carrying sjws
back to tumblr

At least he finally realized it.

>Bioware is pretty bad at romance honestly.
Bioware is extremely bad at romance, however they've managed to carve out their niece by being the least small fish in a tiny pond. There are nearly no other romance stories in video games outside of weeb VNs that don't count as actual games, and the handful of romance stories that exist also suck ass. Romance and video games really don't go together well so they're basically the only ones in the business and thus pass by on that alone. It's like how people don't laugh David Cage games out of the room because they're among the only fully interactive movie video games, so nobody seems to notice that the stories are total ass and would be getting >30% on rotten tomatoes if they were released as actual movies instead of a movie where you have to waggle the controller to brush your teeth between story beats.