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SFM basement virgins will do a better job than a team of 50 Bioware animators.

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>text says something completely different than what the character is saying

Why does this shit keeps happening? I fucking hate this, why can't they just type in what your character will say instead?

I recognize that Asari head

>youtube.com/watch?v=eY9jsFrcsMo
BLACKED

The sad part is that this is fucking true.

Ha! Gay!

what the fuck are those animations nigger hahahahahahaha fuckssake

>that fucking wine

>that droopy ass
Even her bum-bum is autistic, holy shit.

Is ME:A the most jewish game ever?

>that ladder animation

this pleases my dick

why do they have talk so much?

So, time to debate on what the hell that hip movement was from Peebee. It didn't look like tribbing.

disgusting

i don't know why but just hovering over to see the thumbnail preview of the gay video just made me laugh

She was shoving her leg into Ryder's pale ass. That's what lesbos do daily, don't you know?

>PeePee cum, join meh.
>Autismo grinning intensifies
>Grinding
How aticlimactic.

And I'm not watching some gay shit.

pibbing

Why is everything so fucking jittery? When they're just sitting on the bet talking they look like they're shivering or something.

Is... Is this how normies feel when they see fan service moments in weeb games?

Press F to pay respects.

another spammy thread trying to get sympathy for the game through porna nd other marketing approved damage control strategy. You aren't really good at this.

>1:23
>abdominal pop in

and why is PB moving like Sara has a dick? Shouldn't they be scissoring?

>drink drops from the bottle like low-gravity strawberry jam

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It's funny how Ryder takes girly role in gay sex. I bet you it's because female romance has same animation

Did you just assume their genders?

This, and there are a lot of shitty SFM animations

Holy fuck that's terrible

Peebee is like a 500 year old Virgin. Poor Shrek.

>this is my sexy face

She was rubbing her peebee on her thigh.

Got Cora? I know she'll be animated like shit and the lighting will be awful, but I need to see if they gave her decent looking tits or not.

>what is the future

PLS DON'T RAPE ME POOPOO!!!

>I've made a huge mistake

No I don't think I will

kek

no, internally they go "i like this" or "whatever" but to act adult or mature for their friends and peers they go "wow this is some lame shit right? looking at T&A is for 12 year olds, right?"

please refrain from sexualizing the retard

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>gay scene is only kissing

FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Very funny.

wut

OH COME ON

oh yeah my bad, obviously it's purposely slowed down by mass effect fields™

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it's like watching early 00s CGIs

they probably used the same animation for the male and female scenes

literally looks like when the cows take shits in conkers bad fur day

HAHAHAHA

>first 5 seconds
>that fucking ladder animation

jesus fucking christ

>implying

I literally screamed

Yeah wtf why do the gays get shafted so hard?
Where's the dick sucking and fisting?

What is this expression trying to convey?

This is my guess.

>That fucking ass
what the heck

So ME:A was a sequel to Foodfight.

It's fun watching devs without money be creati-
>4th game in the series
>backed by EA

wtf are they doing

>3:04
What the actual fuck
Someone make a webm of that I don't know how

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Someone call a priest.

>turn 270 degrees and walk away

haha nice 2014 meme you unfunny faggot. kill your fucking self. filtered.

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>'heh, no way fag'
>*breaks own neck*
>*walks away*

This. Wtf i thought Bioware was full of fags and tumblrwhales

why do gays get that fucking cliche *fall back on bed exhausted* bullshit?

my dick didn't even react. this is nasty shit

That ass....ughhhh

this is gay
not even good gay

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED
fpbp

>why do they have talk so much?
Wasn't this game created by women and trannies? That's all they fucking do.

Fucking hell everything about that is so bad.

But the model itself is as nice as I hoped, with a much better ass than I expected, she's going to be fun to play with.

That is theoretically a nice ass.
The lighting, texture and monster it is attached to, though...

UGGHH

LEGO

MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA

THE GIFT THAT KEEPS GIVING

>0.33
How do you fuck up that bad?

So how big is peebee's futa dick?

>that disgusting old lady looking neck

How can you watch this. It's so cringy i shut it down the moment i saw this.

What is wrong this this character?

What the fuck is the vetra sex scene gonna be like if they're actually doing nudity

>those general movement animations
>goes to ladder
>floats into place
>slides down with hands not on rails
>runs to bedrom
>stops and puts hands in front of face like someone just threw a basketball at her

>don't get to see MC's tits

Fuck sake

So seeing how Pisswasp says she never did the mindmeld with anyone, but wants to fool around with you in zero gravity... is it finally confirmed that Asari like penetration too or did they just fuck up again?

What did you want? Did you really expect fisting?

This is 90's CGI tier effects

yes

correct me if I´m wrong but didn´t they not even bother with liquids in the previous games?
I seem to remember them just showing the bottles but no liquid in the past

On the other hand, the kissing looks p good.
That must be where all the facial animation budget went.

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something not lazy.

and maybe some 69ing, or a bit of docking.

>literally 70 € (+ season pass) for Piss Poor SFM Animations: The Game
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>why do gays get shafted so hard?

>Lesbo sex
>shows bare chest and booty
>Gay sex
>literally nothing
FUCK YOU BIOWARE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKING BotW HAS BETTER SMUT THAN YOU YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE OFFICIAL SEXBOX DEV YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS I DONT EVEN LIKE YOUR SJW SHIT BUT NOW YOU'RE JUST SHOWING A CLERA FUCKING BIAS IN FAVOR OF THE LESBOS

HOW CAN YOU BE SO BIGOTED WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY RIDING YOUR OWN DICK ON SUCH A FUCKING SJW HIGH HORSE

MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA IS PORN