This game fucking sucks

This game fucking sucks.

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Yeah it hasn't dated very well, I can say that much.

Fact: ALL Zelda games suck. Boring as all hell.

what game do you like so i can call it shit

if you like any Zelda games at all and claim to actually *dislike* OOT, then you are just trying to be cool, and you aren't trying hard enough, sorry

Zelda Oot was great! Get a better opinion.

Go back home Arin

NYYEEEEEH

WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK

why?

sorry wrong picture

where's the bulge?

The thing I miss the most about games like OoT and Majoras mask was the sense of adventure they instilled on you. No markers no waypoints nothing to hold your hand other than hearsay and a map. And in the end, the whole experience was more memorable because it made you pay attention to the game itself and not to a radar with a dot on it.

I don't know if BotW does it but I hope it doesn't.


Today's open world games hold you by your hand because they're afraid that you're too fucking dumb to know where to go and what to do. They feel like you're on an on-rails track even when you're not.

(you)

Botw doesn't do this

YOU suck.

Haven't played this since it came out and I was a kid. Will I enjoy it if I play it now?

>shitty targeting system that practically ruins combat
>fun for like 15 minutes, then you have to spend half an hour or more trying to figure out where the fuck to go or what the fuck to do
>most of what you have to do revolves around shit you can only know if you ask somebody or use YouTube because it's practically impossible to guess some of the stupid shit they make you do (this was probably cool in '98 because you could talk to your friends at lunch and get pointers and speculate but now it just seems like poor game design)
>and worst of all, it's overhyped so it's bound to be a disappointment to anyone playing it for the first time

>shitty targeting system that practically ruins combat

>needing a targeting system

>fun for like 15 minutes, then you have to spend half an hour or more trying to figure out where the fuck to go or what the fuck to do

God forbid you actually had to pay attention to what you're told in the game. I bet that if they took away objective markers you would't be able to complete any game

>most of what you have to do revolves around shit you can only know if you ask somebody or use YouTube

You mean like you have to talk to people.... or worst of all make friends??

>and worst of all, it's overhyped so it's bound to be a disappointment to anyone playing it for the first time

You need to be over 18 to post here, kiddo

You sound underage

>have to spend half an hour or more trying to figure out where the fuck to go or what the fuck to do
Wait, you don't know what to do in fucking OoT? The game that get's so much shit for hand-holding you like a fucking baby? I'd get MM, because following the schedule of all the different characters can be confusing at times.

>most of what you have to do revolves around shit you can only know if you ask somebody or use YouTube because it's practically impossible to guess some of the stupid shit they make you do (this was probably cool in '98 because you could talk to your friends at lunch and get pointers and speculate but now it just seems like poor game design)

Ha ha ha... are you for real retarded? Literally nothing in the game is beyond figuring out. The Biggoron Sword is the most complicated part, and even that is pretty cut and dry. Jesus fuck, you must be hovering around an IQ of 70.

>Ocarina of Time is almost 20 years old
>There are people who still havent played it

This is how you know you're talking to a kid.

Shit, even my normie friends who don't play video games have fond memories of Ocarina.

>the no map markers meme
Stopped reading there.

>Not knowing what to do in Ocarina of Time
Navi is famous for nagging at you constantly telling you what to do you dumbfuck.

>"hey you should talk to Saria"
>talks to Saria
>"go get that thing"
>ok where
>"hey you should talk to Saria"

Needing to ask your friends what the hell to do in a video game sounds like poor design choice.

No, you have shit taste If you don't like the best videogame ever made

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>have to figure out what to do

Oh your one of those guys

you know that's not how it works and even if it did Saria tells you everything you need to know you dumbfuck

>Not having friends to discuss your favorite video game

School must've sucked for you man.

Wow.

99/100.

Care to elaborate shitposter-san?
I don't think it sucks at all but it's just good-mediocre.
It doesn't excel at any gameplay-related aspect instead of atmosphere and maybe combat (given the time period), and it's debatable if atmosphere's even a gameplay related aspect to begin with. It doesn't do many things wrong though and has pretty good pacing.

Majoria's Mask is better

A Link to the Past is a great game.

Zelda 1 -> Link to the Past -> Four Swords -> Four Swords Adventure -> Minish Cap

I don't care about timelines or canon. In terms of style, the Four Swords games and Minish Cap feel like the truest successors to the Zelda series after Link to the Past. They feel the way Zelda game design should have have been progressing all along with OOT, MM, TP, SS, BOTW and the rest feeling like side projects or spin off series.

It fucking sucks your dick while makes you sandwitch and gives you her virginity, that's how good it would be if it was a girl.

I havent liked any of the 3d zelda games except BOTW, top down ones are good though.

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It's not even that.

Ok perfect example:

>need fish to open bug while fuck's mouth
>hey I could go to that fishing place I found when I found that note out at that lake
>goes fishing
>can't leave with fish
>can't buy pole or leave with pole
>hmm... ok so I need something to keep it in
>finds bottle
>goes back to go fishing
>still can't keep fish
>wtf

The next day I ask a co-worker that is super into games what to do

>oh, dude just go catch a fish
>I did and I can't keep it
>oh you're thinking of FISHING no, you just need to go catch a fish
>wtf
>just go up to a fish and use your bottle

How tf was I supposed to know that you catch fish in this game with a fucking bottle and not a goddamned fishing pole like how any normal person would think to catch a goddamned fucking fish?

Big whale not bug while fucking autocorrect

You know you can also buy a bottled fish at the store...

you haven't dated at all, nerd

For 300 rupees, which you can't even carry until you've killed like 190 of those spider fucks.