You get home your son says:

"I saw men with makeup on Mass Effect and I thought it was cool"
what do?

beat him for playing mass effect

Call him a faggot for playing mass effect

Tell him he looks kawaii desu~
Then kick his ass for playing that abortion of a game.

maybe have a nap

be glad that my son found a fun, fashionable hobby instead of sitting in his room all day playing videogames.

Take out that Western trash and give him a good wholesome Jap game to enjoy

I sit down with him, talk to him about why that is wrong and faggotry is wrong, buy him a new, manly vidya and throw the garbage away that he purchased without my permition if it all goes well and he accepts and agrees with what I have to say...

OR

I beat the shit out of him, cut his hands off with my combat knife and kill him in the driveway for becoming a total faggot.

>permition
12 year old edgelord plz.

why are you posting the picture of your school bully?

Call him a faggot rape him and tell him thats what the rest of your life is going to be like unless you stop being a faggot, if he still continues degeneracy push him off the roof off the house, if he survives finish him off by beheading him

i saw men with makeup in a metal video

>having children
lmao

>calls me 12 years old
>uses the term edgelord

Shut the fuck up and GTFO, newkidfag.

oh, did I misspell on the interwebz? OMFG, SOMEONE CALL THE PRESIDENT!!!

>having kids

I beat the shit out of him and tell him that faggots go to burn for all eternity in hell.

If that fails I'd send him to a gay conversion camp.

If that fails I take him out to the woods one day and shoot him execution style, bury him and claim he got lost and never returned. I am not a fag and neither are my descendants.

>not doing a sick elbow drop off of the roof to make sure you got it done on the first try
you aint gonna win any championship belts that way son

I tell him to get better taste and then I go play Nier Automata in my study

>kill him for playing Mass Effect
>kill myself for letting him playMass Effect

Beat the shit out of him

But did ya win son?

I fucked your mother because she wore makeup and I'll fuck you too.

You want to be a girl? Alright son, I'll treat you like a girl.

*unzip trousers*

This is what women do.

*Ram my cock down his throat.*

Grab him by the pussy and call
him a faggot

>interwebz
>>>/reddit/

Oh yes, user.
Keep giving me more (you)'s.

Your butthurt pleases me.

*my wife's son

Make him put on a wig and get some hormones, because if you're going to do that you need to go all out.

Now you come home and your son says "I saw men crossdressing and I thought it was cool."

Tell him that we all experimented with weird things, however if he is going to commit to this he needs to fully understand what he is going to make an informed decision.

I start installing Baldur's Gate

fpbp

>son
at this point I don't care cos I have fulfilled my duty and got at least 1 kid in this world

then I guess it's fine if I ram my cock up your ass

I think I'd be able to accept my son being gay or trans. But if my kid said they were transracial or something (that's going to become a thing by the way, it already has in some ways), I would disown them.

this, and a second beating for been a faggot.

Yes.
Then buy him makeup because that makes him less of a faggot than buying and playing mass defects.

Tell him how to apply make up properly and how not to look like a bowie whore

>You end up in jail
>your kid's boyfriend gets all the money and media attention

What if he was doing it ironically?

>implying you'd even get that far in a relationship
Please tell me you only have sex missionary style by means of procreation user.

what a mess of a thread

>dad, dad I just sucked 30 dicks today because my teacher told me that I had to see what was like before saying anything

I wouldn't believe him. That would be like saying "I blew this guy, but it was only as a joke, totally not gay"

And who doesn't want a cute trap for a son, user?

I saw a man beating his son's punk ass in Mass Effect. Let's give that a shot, you little shit.

>tfw you realize you're actually old enough to have a son who would play Mass Effect

buy him slutty dresses, get him on HRT and lock him in the basement only let him out for a butt pounding or when I pimp him out.

Fuck him in the ass and cum the gay out of him

Sauce?

>Kiss without the original members
gross