This game has the worst intro I think I've ever seen. I'm playing on Very Hard because I'm not a faggot...

This game has the worst intro I think I've ever seen. I'm playing on Very Hard because I'm not a faggot, but throwing 5 different gametypes in there without explaining anything is absolutely fucking retarded.
Why are chinks so fucking terrible at making games?

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Sounds like the problem is with you.

Git gud motherfucker

The SHMUP sections take an entire 5 seconds to figure out if you have ever played one of those games in your life.

>he didn't play nier 1
what did you expect the entire game to be staring at 2E's ass?

>Playing on the difficulty balanced around you already understanding the mechanics well while complaining that you don't understand the mechanics
>The mechanics aren't even difficult to understand

Get your shit together

>playing on very hard
>clearly not good enough to be playing on very hard
It's not the game's fault you're mentally challenged

Your fault for making your first playthrough on the difficulty that literally makes everything a OHK.

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I'm talking about that, I'm talking about the fucking sword fighting. Nothing is explained except "this is your attack key" and if you fuck up you have to restart the entire intro. It's absolutely autistic as fuck
Why would I ever play a game on the non-hardest difficulty? What a complete was of time.
It absolutely is the fault that the game says "push x" when there's clearly more to it than that, then forces you to watch the entire into again for the fucking tutorial

Absolute fucking garbage tier chink shit.

I've just refunded it, I'll get it in xmas sales.

You sound like a useless piece of shit

holy shit you're retarded

>It absolutely is the fault that the game

>key
Literally retarded

I hope someday God takes pity on you and arranges a fatal car accident.

>tutorial
>forced to watch 10 minute intro after failing during tutorial
On what planet is this acceptable? Take off your fucking fanboy glasses and realise this is absolutely terrible game design.
Thanks steam!

>clearly is too much of a scrub to handle the higher difficulties
>overestimate yourself and choose Very Hard anyway
>get ass kicked
>why is this game so shit you guise?????

>REEE I CAN'T BEAT THE TUTORIAL
You're the reason games have easy modes

>game punishes you for being bad
how about you try easy champ, that seems more up your alley?

>get destroyed so hard you refund it in fear
You can't make this shit up

>I've never played any game like this
>why can't I beat very hard without knowing the mechanics
>reee reeee
>Refund!!!!!

>Choose hard
>Reeee why is it so hard?!
Really makes you think

I'm esports earnings, I've 100% Doom, Quake, Painkiller, Lovely planet, got 500 seconds achievement on devil daggers, I was masters in SC2 HotS. I'm objectively better than all of you shitters.
My complaint isn't the difficulty, it's the fact that I have to watch a 10 minute intro every single time.
Absolutely trash tier design, and nobody can defend how this is acceptable.
Again. Thanks steam!

>failing during tutorial
Maybe tell tale games are more your speed

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>I'm esports earnings, I've 100% Doom, Quake, Painkiller, Lovely planet, got 500 seconds achievement on devil daggers, I was masters in SC2 HotS. I'm objectively better than all of you shitters.
>My complaint isn't the difficulty, it's the fact that I have to watch a 10 minute intro every single time.
>Absolutely trash tier design, and nobody can defend how this is acceptable.
>Again. Thanks steam!
thanks for the new pasta friend

Please user my penis can only become so erect!

>My complaint isn't the difficulty, it's the fact that I have to watch a 10 minute intro every single time.
If you had any skills at all, there would be no 10 minutes intro again to speak of. Because then you wouldn't die like a fucking scrub over and over and would only have to watch it once

This has got to be bait.

>I'm objectively better than all of you shitters

I beat the intro.

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This is either your first day here or you're just really good at b8'ing, either way have a (you), you autistic sperglord

I initially did this and I play everything with keyboard and mouse.

What a fucking mistake.

So did I on hard, it was an insult. not even remotely fun.

>can't defend typical chink poor game design so resorts to ad hominem.
I'm glad you concede

At the very least I agree with your rationale. If you're gonna force a player through a 40 minute longs tutorial section, the least you can do is not make them sit through all the exposition each time you mistime a dodge and get one-shotted. I do think the game handles pacing better AFTER the intro, but for Hard/Very Hard it's dealbreaking tedium. I dropped it to Normal but only because I was tired of sitting through the first 5 minutes each time I died. Would've stuck it out otherwise but Christ, that shit IS my vidya pet peeve.

You've gotten too used to casual games where you have to put it on the hardest setting to get any challenge at all. Hard mode is way too hard to get away with that in this game.

The mechanics aren't complicated. You're supposed to figure it out on your own or open the menu and take a second to look at the controls and experiment until you get comfortable. You choose the hardest difficulty and then whine like a bitch when it's actually hard and punishing. Amazing.

Wow. Someone sane.

>can't beat tutorial so resorts to blaming it on the game and bitches on Sup Forums

is this a new copypasta?

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not
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difficulty
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fucking
cretin
its
watching
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same
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faggot

>Why are chinks so fucking terrible at making games?
They are good at playing them.

It's not a cutscene if you're actually in control.

It might as well be when it's that easy.

It's not uncommon for story heavy games to start out with a cutscene, this isn't anything new.

That's a part of the difficulty. It's punishment for you screwing up. Lots of older games had you start over from the very beginning when you died.

So just put it on normal for the prologue then back to very hard for the rest of the game.

Can I do that? I'll cancel my refund if someone proves it.

Pussy mode

after the tutorial just save, go back to the menu, and change the difficulty.

Difficulty is freely adjustable throughout the game, and if you like how Very Hard played but didn't like sticking your thumbs up your ass for all the actual gameplay that the opening minutes has then yeah, the rest of the game is not that tedious. Hell, other bosses even checkpoint between phases so I have no idea why the intro is so poorly designed.

Oh god you're making me so happy

>be shit at games
>insist on playing on the hardest setting anyway

Wew lad

see
then kill yourself for lacking intellect

>choose to take it in the ass cause "im not a faggot"
>wahhh why does my butt hurt?

So, is there a torrent somewhere? PB has jack shit.

>chinks
nier automata isnt made by the chinese

>attack key

There's your problem, idiot.

>he doesn't know

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Nah user he's lying. Don't cancel your refund. Don't play Nier. You'll regret it.

That's fine when a game has no cinematic filler and lets you get straight to the gameplay. I'm not OP but I sincerely believe that one of the absolute worst things a game can do is punish death with unskippable cinematic bullshit, usually cutscenes but the glorified interactive cutscene that is the game's first 5 minutes applies as well. If it kicked you back to the point where 2B takes off alone to the factory then all's well that ends well as it's straight gameplay and skippable cutscenes from there. No complaints. But that's not what the game does and I fail to see how having to sitting through effectively non-gameplay each time you die benefits anyone.

The problem is just you. Git gud

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Just don't get hit

>I'm not OP but I sincerely believe that one of the absolute worst things a game can do is punish death
Git gud scrub

Please finish that sentence you just quoted.