Senran Kagura

Snek is best girl

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Step aside Yumi.
Your time as the protagonist is over!

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For all of you late night Senran threadgoers that missed it.

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>Bashou
who?

The best New Wave girl, that's who.

I'm going to marry Yomi and start a family with her!

@371326418
no one cares about your dumb fanfic garbage

Thanks for the secret (You).

I would ask if theres any practical purpose to this, but I'm sure there isn't.

It's obviously more practical to blow their panties off with a rubber duck than it is to just get their hair wet

Truly top tier.

>is supposed to have no emotion
>is clearly smiling in the photo
oh woooooow

I jut mean, like, for gameplay reasons.

Why does shooting them with a rubber ducky matter more than using a big squirt gun? Or is that part a superfluous feature that doesn't affect your score in any way and is merely more fanservice?

>Snek rapping about how she has no emotion and just wants a job

We don't deserve Hikage.

The rubber ducky is for the execution. Your big fuckoff water cannon weakens them, and then you finish them off with the close range duck.

Naraku is inferior to Kagura.

How does one decide who "wins", anyway? They're all wet.

How can one be "wetter" than someone else?

You get so wet that you slip and fall down, and then a girl with a duck sprays you in the tits and your bikini flies off.

It's first to lose their clothes loses.

>Newtube

Is Hikage a camgirl now?

In single player, when all of the girls have been stripped.
In Multiplayer, whoever loses all of their hearts.

Truely a miracle.

Have you beaten the game yet? If so, how does the story go?

Everyone from Crimson becomes a camgirl.

Haruka spends hours making lewd faces and moaning into the camera.

I want to protect Hikage's smile.

wh-what? where???

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The entire events of BPS are being streamed on NewTube.

I'm only a few missions away from the final one in the true route.
The point of BPS was to generate enough shinobi energy to slow down the awakening of Shin, but it turns out the guy pulling the strings rused them all. His real goal was to create a space where nobody could enter, not even Shin, creating a paradise that would shield them from it forever. The girls are trying to break the barrier, since abandoning the world isn't something they can do.

All her videos are in newtube.

It conpletely boggles my mind how some people don't get the appeal of Snek when bants like this exist. Girl is dry humor personified.

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>Hikage's dialogue is translated normally
Huh. Didn't see that coming.

How can one girl be so good.

Shin?

And ew, blonde Mirai.

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I want to hug, fug, and marry the snek.

Did you play Estival Versus?
Shin is the giant Yoma fetus in the sky they mention often.

youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

>"y-you're so rude!!! :("
>bants

Based snekbro.

>the guy pulling the strings

Its not Dogen again, is it?

>All these Snek lovers
I have found my people.

Man I just want to hold hands.

what's the name of this game?

I want to give Snek and bunch of baby sneks!

Nah it's some new guy.

Darude- Sandstorm

how do you feel about blonde Minori?

Why is she so gay?

Wow, a new character thats not another large-chested female.

Maybe theres hope for this series afterall.

Everyone obsesses over a different girl every thread.

Looks like it's the Snek's turn this time.

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Which release on Steam am I supposed to get?

>Her uninterested expression only keeps you going

Why are all the villains men? It would be better if they were women.

Haruka>Ryona>Everyone else> dumb snake

>she lets out involuntary gasps, blushes, and shivers when she orgasms

Snek a Cute!!! A CUTE!!!!

Bon Appetit

There's the possibilty of them using that evil team from NewWave, since Leo is in the game now.

>inb4 WAAAAH THEY HATE LEO

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But the biggest spoilers are the identities of Mr. K and Ms. R

They are Kiriya and Suzune!!

Ryouna > Hikage > Haruka

There are no bad Senrans aside from Minori.

>Smiling Snek

Where the hell is 1.0 crack?

>They are Kiriya and Suzune!!

What the FUCK

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all of them

BULLSHIT!

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Fuck outta here with that headcanon bullshit, Onso.

Suzune starts with an S you fucking idiot how could she be Miss R

>Suzune
Ah, so she wasn't Rin after all.

There are no bad senrans except memesnake.

>winking
>that sly little smile with the bedroom eyes

please

Why did you make me imagine it. Because thats exactly how it would happen.

Heh

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>only ever played Shinovi Versus on pc
>don't remember why I dropped it after only doing about half of one of the schools
>go back to it
>girls have these weird broken textures on their stomachs
>game crashes whenever I beat a boss
Fuck.

Snek is top 3 material mang.

WHERE IS THE JOKE

Shut the fuck up Onsokumaru.

Hikage can control her outward emotions, but she can't control biological functions, like flushing when embarrassed or cumming from overstimulation.

on opposite day maybe

Daily reminder that if the Senran girls were real they'd hang out with all of the popular girls and would only fuck Chad and Tyrone.

>Tfw Hikage when never Lick-lick your benis

You dropped it because SV is bloated as fuck. It's the only action SK that I took several month long breaks on because 4 fucking schools worth of the same shit got tedious, doubly so when SV is handily the easiest of the lot.

Stop user... please.

lol'd

You'll see, user! I won't say anymore!

Yomi would loathe the popular girls, with their rich parents buying them fancy clothing and cellphones...she may even kill a few of them.

But she does have emotions, how does no one get this? She just doesn't understand them or how they work. She even says she feels what equates to happiness/love in Burst when she's with her friends and I think Katsuragi but I'm not 100% sure on the claim about Katsuragi, and she also says she feels what equates to anger during the Dogen things.

If you want an example, Naga Rey (Guy on the left) from Space Sentai Kyuranger is literally a male Hikage. He has emotions and can display them but he doesn't get what is what or what they mean.

Nah, on any average day.

And you know this picture isn't at a hotel or home. You're still at the wedding.

so she's autistic then

She still wouldn't fuck any of you though.

any average /opposite/ day

Oh please, Yomi just pretends to be poor. All those lacy clothes she wears have got to be expensive even if she makes them herself.

Bitch please, Yomi would be the easiest fuck of any Senran. Buy her some beansprouts, fake it as a beansprout fan for an afternoon and you're in.

i don't wanna fug haruka, just lick her sweaty feet while she tells me how pathetic i am