Who is the sexiest man in vidya?

Who is the sexiest man in vidya?

The one that raw dogs it and isn't a fag that uses a condom.

Is a sexiest man also can be a sexist?

Sorry, that's a boy.

Men only.

Boys are a kind of man.

Yeah haha gotta get those poz loads

Yeah, the kind you go to jail for. Keep it in your pants, lady.

I'm going to marry kot!
Now proceed with the scheduled barafaggotry.

But did I say I want to fuck a boy?
I am not a pedo

The real question is who would fuck you the roughest? I can't decide between Kratos or Dante.

Is it possible to have a thread like this after Breath of the wild?

Dante would make love firmly but passionately

ansem seeker of darkness from kingdom hearts

i want him to fill my ass with his darkness

Xemnas is everything Ansem is but better.

Garrus Varkarian

I want him to calibrate my holes

(but xemnas can't get inside of you ;_;)

>TFW no S2
It's bittersweet, but I'm okay with this. I don't think it would be as good as the first one.

>tfw taking the players for a wildride that is dazzle
Putting in guys i don't get to RP as for D&D was a success

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stop

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>tfw mass effect andromeda is a money laundering scheme concocted by the ceo of bioware to support xer's drug habbit

You got something against Kass?

I want to hold hands with 9S!

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The lack of sexy Ganondorf in BotW ruined any hopes I had for that game.

Maybe next time, user.

How many dorfs do you need?

As many as Links. Better yet, remove Link and make a Ganondorf game.

Ezio is fine af.

Xemnas doesnt have his tits out and he doesnt you to open your heart and SUBMIT

bad taste broheimer

that would require a zelda game to have a plot that isnt saving Zeldas useless ass user

no way fag kennedy

snake kills everyone, end of discussion

Why would Snake want to kill anyone?

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Im between Ezio and Dante im not sure

I hate gays so much.

Isn’t he technically a comic book character

But I'm a grill, don't hit on me you silly boy!

Bareback = Jensen, Big Boss, Kratos

Oral = Ezio, Dante, Cloud

Anal w/ condom = Wesker, Nate, Shep

Link is the sexiest boy.
Big Boss is the sexiest man.

>gays
Silly user, we're all girls!

source, user

Drake.

/thread

Source: homosexual female who appreciates aesthetic.

>having sex with Wesker
Might as well inject the AIDs right into your veins.

he's a qt

>Who is the sexiest man in vidya?

I think we all know who it is.

Fourteenth post best post
Garrus is top husbando.

Is someone gay for wanting to become a fucktoy for Revali? Asking for a friend.

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Even worse, you're a gay furry.

>become a fucktoy for Revali
WHERE YOU AT WHERE YOU AT WHERE YOU AT

OOOOHHH, OH MY GOD, WOMBO COMBO

is so overrated

MY DICK HURTS
MY DICK HUUURRRTS

>gay
False. I'm bi

IM IN LOVE WITH ACE TRAINER! HE IS CUTE! CUTE!

Ialso, my dick gets so fucking hard at the PKMN SM shopkeepers inside the Pokemon Centers

Backrub, perhaps?

He's also a video game character, what's your point?

whats the point of being bi if you can't still get to fuck either

EVERYONE GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY FOR BEST BOY

I want to eat his fishstick

The point is both qt girls and qt boys make my dick hard, so I masturbate to both.

Dante in DMC 4, Ardyn in Final Fantasy XV and Ocelot in MGS V.

You means sticks....skarks have 2 of those you know.

Pokeboys are just too goddamn perfect. It makes me sad. Sad enough to consider suicide. Not sad enough to do it. So I'll just wallow in this pit of sadness at least jacking off takes the pain away

Then does this pic give you double boner?

All the better

No, because I'm not into shota.

>suddenly, Sup Forums is gay
What happened?

>that pic along with that statement
Platinum

But you said you are into boys. what's the difference?

It's Venom Snake. He's got a soft heart too.

>make a cute bird boy
>give him a horrendously terrible personality

>suddenly

The difference is I don't get hard.

>suddenly
Were you in a coma?

>you'll never join them

it hurts

>suddenly

Fucking FAGGOTS

What is the difference between shota and boy?

Talk dirty to me, daddy

When I said boy, I meant more creatures of male gender. I didn't mean young men. My bad.

>boy
>not a young man

Raiden, especially in mgs4. I want to taste his white blood.

Does this boy make your heart go doki doki?

Raiden

Post men not fuccbois you tards.

Quit being such a faggot, I swear you can tell who is underaged by seeing who uses "fuccboi"

I shouldn't have had to scroll this far to see Venom.

Fuck, he's gorgeous.

>stop posting what i dont like!!
stupid bara posters

This thread needs more real men.

>abs

Not all anti-bishis are bara posters user. Link is a-ok.

Watch the fur, user

does fish have ochinchin?

>not liking abs
shit taste famalam

>botw link
>muscle
you can hope tho

Witchers are immune.

Came here to post this.

Cheer up, though. Telltale said they know fans want another season at their PAX East panel, and for people to keep up the hype and to "stay tuned". It's very likely in pre-production.

vidya!Bigby might as well be a completely new character considering he's completely different from comic!Bigby in personality, motives, etc. Only thing they share is the same history.