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Dwarf Fortress
I'm ready to play real video games with graphics and not "play pretend and just make it up in your head" """""video games"""""
Instead of playing Dwarf Fortress you might as well sit in a dark corner, close your eyes and imagine you are going on a grand adventure while you tap yourself on the back for being SO much smarter than all those plebs that actually go and play video games to have fun
friendly bump
So he finally learned some tricks from Sean Murrey?
KEK
>I'm ready to play real video games with graphics
You have to be 18 to post on this website.
Cannot wait for the five year delivery on this
You can play Dwarf Fortress with graphics now though, so what's the problem?
When I play dwarf fortress I'm not having fun? What the fuck why didn't anyone tell me?
>you might as well sit in a dark corner, close your eyes and imagine you are going on a grand adventure
i do this every night when i go to bed
I never got the hang of the new military system and it ruins it for me
Artificial fun doesn't count.
ebin. you tell em man le us gamers right xD le
hey at least
>berserk will be finshed
>we'll have robots in the near future
>the switch will have some "Cool" retro games like metal slug anthology or Streets of Rage
>Berserk will be finished
:^)
oh yeah, can't wait for the fps death to come sooner since even more is getting crammed into a single core!
all jokes aside, it sounds great, hopefully it won't fuck my dwarves too hard now the elves will have something more threatening than tree branches
Dude I didn't even know. How can I tell artificial fun from real fun? I don't want to experience another dwarf fortress
How do I get into Dorf fort?
Stop trying so hard.
I used to do this when I was 10 or so
But the years have drilled that innocence and imagination out of me. Now I'm hollow and emotionally absent
Lazy Newb Pack and the step by step startup guide on the wiki.
read the wiki
ask questions in the /vg/ general
but most importantly play the damn game! launch it up right now! sure you won't know what you're doing but you'll figure out some things, and what you can't figure out you look up.
Make me
Follow the advise of the Anime
Hol' up, let me get my universal translator.
>language identified: retardese
>age identified: 14
>brain not found
---start of rine---
>I want to play CoDclone #9001 with consoleshit graphics and prebaked shadows!
---end of rine---
---rine ends here---
So yeah, I play Star Citizen and E:D for graphics, DF for immersion and complexity, UT2004 and Q3A for competitiveness. What do you play? CoD and Minecraft?
just be yourself
Don't you have crates to unlock?
have the wiki open while playing the game, learn how to set labors on your dwarves so you don't have lazy assholes doing nothing, finally, be patient and remember losing is fun
Bruh I thought I was crazy for doing this
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I love reading interviews with Toady.
It's fascinating.
That's probably the most tryhard post you can make on this site though
Second only maybe to "Stop trying to fit in"
Literally posted only by kids trying to fit in
yea i hate books because you "play pretend and just make it up in your head"
An user in the last Df thread said that LNP was updated to 43.05 but I was unable to find the LNP for that version. does anyone have the link, or was I being rused/mistakenly misled?
Toady is based and gives no fucks
have autism
HOO BOY
I really hope I don't die before I get to see a finished Dorf Fort
The Wiki is your friend m8
Is it true that you need a GOOD computer to run Dwarf Fortress?
I am interested in it but I have a toaster.
Coming 2027
Not at all I'm using a desktop from five-seven years ago & it works like a charm
I do the same thing
I take notes of any good ideas that cross my mind or any good dreams for any vidya or other projects I work on
Stop being retarded
I've tried to get into this game a few different times but I always run into the same damn problem that for whatever reason I cannot get a food economy going.
I've followed a few different youtube guides but I don't know what I'm doing wrong, shit always breaks down and my food supplies always run dry.
It's too bad too because I actually really enjoy the game.
>too stupid and impatient to run the fort mode
>can enjoy the adventure mode
>love the stories the game makes as people play
Dorf Fort is a treasure upon vidya.
they only real thing would be a CPU, the game is extremely intensive in the late game, you can alleviate this be restricting caps
This is mostly a meme nowadays, but in general the longer you play the game the more intensive it becomes on your CPU.
Eventually all Fortresses are killed off from FPS death
I used to do it, but since I've been playing roguelike like *bands and playing lots of pathfinder I find the need to do it less and less.
I'll miss the crazy fun imaginary would i had set up though.
following the link, for the windows version in my case, leads me to:
dffd.bay12games.com
which is 43.03
Also the music is gr8
I don't take notes, have good ideas, and then forget it all within 5 minutes.
Write them down you ding dong.
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>43.03
I guess that I'm the retarded then.
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You know you have mastered at least the basics when the second biggest killer of your forts is FPS death.
The biggest is taking one look at the map and your autism overtakes you because it just doesn't look right.
I hope he goes for Discworld magic.
I just imagine porn.
This. I'm too casual to play it, but I can still recognize the value games like it have and anyone who can't do the same should stop shitting up my hobby and quit vidya
>benis
"Better just have my handy dandy notebook"
This too
It's all good, user.
being bad at fort design is suffering. It either looks bad or it's inefficient.
>"There's no way I could forget this"
>2 days later can't recreate the thought
>6 days later i can't even remember I ever had it
every time
how about if he simulates THE GODDAMN ECONOMY AND NOBLE SYSTEM back into the fucking game!
>tax collectors
>guild leaders demanding that you do XX amount of a certain job otherwise they tantrum
quit adding new stuff until you fix the old stuff that many people LOVED
Oh god don't remind me, I fucking stall on the first entry because none of my designs look right.
I've been cheating by just carving out cave formations in the caverns, that has an aesthetic of its own, even if it is rarely efficient.
I was able to run one of the early 0.4x.x version on pic related. It runs as slow as molasses where it takes a good five seconds to move in adventure mode.
On more the recent version I run DF on a 2014 Intel Atom netbook, FPS tends to fluctuate between 10FPS and 25FPS on a busy ~80 pop fort.
How does this make you feel?
that's the worst bit. I try and plan out in notepad or something what the floors are going to look like, keeping industries together, etc. Then I start building and designing and before you know it my fort looks like ass and it's only OK in efficiency.
I didn't think I would be upset by anything tonight but you definitely managed it.
Disgusted but accepting of it. Toady's still getting paid and can survive, pornfags will always get paid more. But the nature of porn patreons is they have a chance of just vanishing in a flash of smoke, just like that one smut patreon that went under because the artist fucked them.
Mad even without Toady's portion in this picture because Fenexo is a hack.
Id donate if he announced he was going to start working on the economy in the next release
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kot
At least he gets almost 5k/month. That's very good income abd allows for s comfortable life.
He could go live in Thailand and live like a king on that.
Not like his job requires him to be in the US
And keep in mind he gets more via paypal donations.
Toady is the only developer I give the benefit of the doubt. He can claim all kinds of outrageous things about Dorf Fort and I'll still believe him.
He has published research in hard math. If the dude's ambitious, it's something that can easily be reached.
The only doubts I have about Toady are his ability to eventually derive a multi-threaded version. OpenMP is a huuuuge piece of shit and he'd have to manually designate how to break up each process. You could get huge gains just splitting entity pathfinding between threads, but besides that it's a lot of difficult streamlining.
How much do you guys pause when you play dorf fort? I feel like I don't plan out my forts very much and it ends up being mediocre and unsatisfying. Am I just retarded?
I pause a lot.
Yeah I find it a lot more satisfying when I carefully plan out my forts.
I've had a lot of fun sketching out caravan drowning rooms and impenetrable defenses on paper before implementing them
It's annoying that Fenoxo gets so much but I'm happy that he's making a very comfortable patreon salary
He has a patreon?
This
>likening your shitty pixel game to actual literature for adults
literally proving his point
when will df become multiplayer?
I'm ready for a LazyNewbPack update, gosh dang it.
almost certainly never
how would that even work?
Thank Jesus I'm not the only one.
In my mind, I'm a necromancer stealing away the world's souls into a vault to bring about the wrath of God as a martyr to kickstart rapture.
Is that cat a girl or a boy?
make it an mmo
I understand even less than I did before.
it's a kot
>tfw creating D&D characters While I go to sleep that I'll never ever get to play
what's so hard to understand? there's a world you join and your dorfs can interact with other peoples dorfs and you can form alliances or make war with other players
God I can't wait to hear about some mouse infected with a magic virus sneaking into your fortress and somehow lighting everything on fire.
>tfw Tovald the Blacksmith accidentally hits a magical rock and blows up their entire fort
You do that too? I've been trying to work out an ideal gunslinger/support hybrid but the feat tax is too strong. I really just want to shoot things and heal dudes.
"Jazz" sounds like a male name.
Plus, he doesn't get dressed up in skirts but only in gender neutral and masculine clothing.
Yeah, but I've seen a pic where it kinda looked like it had nipples.
How many fucking pictures are there of this kot in front of food, it's fascinating