*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

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Elder Dragon (horse)

I wish his franchise weren't made by lazy devs. I want a new engine and a gimmickless MH5U with competent monster reworks

*Turns on cheats*
*One hit kill you*

>I want a new engine and a gimmickless MH5U with competent monster reworks
About as likely as the series ever leaving Nintendo's tiny ass handhelds

RETARB JAPANOSE :DDDDD

>No console MH
>No Frontier
>No new game with MHO assets
Worst timeline.

>no frontier
nigga its more than playable in the TW version. they dont ban english players and its cheaper online plus no need for VPN

does MH4U still have a somewhat active online community?

>tfw no mhxx on vita

Dragons can shapeshift, chad; play a tabletop some time.

Played yesterday for the first time in months, lots of newcomers and HR100s still, best part? No frenchies.

>thinking about restarting frontier sub just for casual hunting since fuck the 3ds
>thinking about migrating from jpn to tw for the reasons you specified
>already g-rank and sunk a bunch of time and hunts into jpn despite language barrier and no guild
>would have to grind gravios on the booster server again to cheese my way into g
>would have to do the fucking tonfas quest again
Fuck my ass, what do.

>horse
It's a fucking giraffe, you idiot.

no it's clearly a cow

Why does the thumbnail look like a cock.

wtf is that? doesn't look like jho

>tfw no mhxx on any home console

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That's a fucking donkey.

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Don't know how you kept it up this long, the language barrier is the only thing stopping me. I tried it through VPN when it was pretty much first released and only ended up playing for a few days before I quit.

I'd be happy with a translated/localised Frontier on something like PC or PS4 but it'll never happen.

>11 years later
>transmogging
>eat food while have a quest up
>endless attack combos
>still no 'send all to box' button

I really only played Frontier to experience Tonfas and the exclusive monsters. You really don't have to dedicate too much to experience either of those. Don't go in expecting to get equipment easily though. By sheer chance I discovered a quick way to rank up as well which made things a lot easier.

I tried rolling with an English guild for a small while and actually trying to play seriously but the pressure to improve myself had me start looking into shit like leveling up my G-rank weapons and the guild festivals that you HAVE to participate in because otherwise the guild has to temp drop you to keep their rankings high and just a whole bunch of other shit had me like "fuck this", which sucks because without a guild I can say goodbye to ever hunting a Raviente.

Item sets are a thing since 4, nigga. Just make an empty set.

Anyone else excited to solo this because people will be getting carted online in seconds?

I haven't been excited to fight Diablos since 4U CB got butchered. That weapon alone turned the monster from awful to actually fun to fight.

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look at the filename
it's deviljho

i know, it just looks really weird from that angle

*blocks your path*

wow horizon looks like shit

>Join room to rank up into HR
>Rush to eat and join quest since they were just about ready to go
>Notice they're all using IG when quests starts
>All of them are trying to mount the monster and using no other attack
>I'm the only one doing any damage
>Once they mount the monster they get thrown off because they exhausted all their stamina
>"Je suis monte!"

I just closed my 3DS and finished the quest alone, it wasn't worth the headache and I'm sure they failed the fucking quest.

>what is Toukiden
Don't even read the replies to this. Just watch gameplay.

*blocks your path*

>tfw too shy to ever hunt online

*breaks your high guard* *one shots you*

SHE'S FAST!

H-HE'S FAST

早い!

>*blocks your path*

Is it still weak to dragon?

It's a console game, what did you expect?

*holds your boost ball*

>*blacks your path*

Frontier is trash, it's the most unbalanced thing capcom ever released, including shit like MvC2.
>DLC items practically required for late game hunts
>Introduced Tonfas, easily the most broken weapon in the series
>Pull shitty events like the nuclear Gypceros
>Monster design, with a couple exceptions, reaches devianart tier
And we would have gotten an HD game if Capcom wasn't trying to milk the last few drops out of the MH3U engine, maybe now that the 3DS is a console in decline we'll get one.

Nig, that weapon needed that nerf. When it hit like 70% usage online, and rooms were specifically requesting CB only, it was time to stop.

Now, you listen here you little falseflagger, IG was VASTLY more popular online AND way, way more powerful than 4U CB, which only seen ANY use after it got buffed from 4 to 4U.
The weapon is very versatile, yes, and because of that it might have needed some SLIGHT compensatory MV and KO value nerfs. It was never as OP as IG or GS, even at its apex.
But in Gen the whole CB moveset got butchered, the weapon lost its perfect combat flow it had in 4U. And IN ADDITION its damage got slashed almost IN HALF.

that bastard in FU gave me PTSD

guard lancing it in 4U gave me justice boners

>IG was more popular and more OP than CB
Are you sure we played the same game?

What we got in XX is much worse than CB Hunter 4U. Monkey's Paw a bitch, huh?

>Be part of Devilbros
>Suffer through all their bullshittery with constant egging people on to buy the Dusk premium set only for people to start failing quests by the bucketload since they aren't used to Compensation among other things
>Leader suddenly fucks off because "he can't enjoy the game if he's not at the strongest point he can be"
>Suddenly I'm in charge due to auto leader change
>I don't give a fuck about point totals, temp kicks, or Raviente
>I just want to hit things with friends

Feels good.

Not that user but I saw way more IG than CB.
There's even the fucking french mounting meme

I don't know what gave you played, but I've clocked over seven hundred hours in 4U, and I can vouch that the baguette was by far the single most popular weapon online.

Anyone knows how to patch MHXX? Using Luma on a new 3DS.

*grazes in your path*

What the fuck were the devs thinking?

Please block my path on the Switch soon, tired of 3ds

>Please
>on the Switch
Switchposters are the new Vitaposters.

*gets back up and continues grazing after being skinned of its pelt*

XX could've been a great opportunity to give back the Thrust>AED combo to Guild style after having it taken away by MHGen. Instead we got another gimmick style and another HA.

I give that Brave's Discharge 3 would make a fine addition to MH5 Style though.

I'm just hoping the next MH comes out on literally anything but the 3DS, I've endured it ever since 3U came out but man what a terrible system.

I honestly don't even miss thrust AED shortcut that much, but I hate the new GP mechanics. And the new GPs on Adept and Striker don't make any fucking sense. GPs worked in 4, because it was natural - those animations put your shield in front of you, so you could block the incoming attack. Now you're just blocking with thin air.

I guess 3ds is probably the only console that I feel like I overplayed until I felt burned out of it. There's so many damn good games that I didn't even finish but I played so many hours on that tiny device.

What MH game is most fun to play solo? (Preferably one that can be emulated)

I forgot the name, but I tried getting into a PSP MH that never got a western release, but did get a fan-translation. Eventually I had to fight this giant lightning dinosaur that kept doing all these fancy acrobatics while blasting my ass to death, and I just kinda gave up there. Ziogre I think he's called?
Christ what a hardcore motherfucker.

I tried playing God Eater 2 RB for a while, but it lacks the comfy feeling that MH games have

That's odd. I remember the je sui monte meme, but every room I saw in G-rank had at least one CB, but only sometimes had an IG.

I admit I shared your sentiment about the loss of the counterattack, since my encounter with Ballfuck had me begging for it after a previous game of sucking up and dealing with the newfound headsniping style.

Are earplugs actually worth wasting decorations on?

depends on the monster

One of those skills that isn't necessary or even good, but you go long enough using it, it becomes a crutch.

That's a penis

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Same, My 3ds is falling apart after thousands of hours of use. I'm ready to switch lel

'ave non of you Yanks eva seen a wombat?