Review a game in 7 words or less

>Review a game in 7 words or less
>Others guess what game it is

It's great after you quench everyone's thirst

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Pepsiman?

Like league of legends but actually fun

Dota?

Space battles are cool, shitty ground combat.

stellaris?

fly through space, your odds are poor.

Not Pepsiman, it's a computer game

Mass effect 2

Fallout?

Janky animations and fucking lots of bugs

Wasnt't stellaris.
It's an MMO.

It's Fallout!

That's not fair user! It could be either Skyrim or Fallout 4!

Faster That Light

Get the green chrystals, build tanks

hand cramps and handholding and empty overworld

deku tree dies at the start spoiler

Nonsensical plot with a top tier mutliplayer

Remove planet battles, otherwise great open world.

Made around the same time as Morrowind, it managed to be better than Morrowind.
A damn fine fantasy adventure.

That's more than 7
Fuck off

Excellent, if short. Blame the memory capacity.

guaranteed to run out of keybinds nigga

Star Trek Online

Ubalanced RTS, all you need are Humvees with missiles to win, but the atmosphere and mods are pretty good

You become way past cool
hey thats-

It's actually Mass Effect Andromeda. Totally unfair though, as I described a lot of games.

How about...
JRPG adaptation of the Thing for PS1

>Sup Forums
>something better than morrowind
Was about to leave bread but oh

Half Life?

That better be Arx Fatalis and not some circle jerk Gothic 2.

gravity damage is ridiculously overpowered

one of the oracles

...

Prank simulator

StarCraft
I've never played StarCraft

Terrific SRPG spin-off of dark JRPG franchise.

Vandalise brick walls, do drugs, get money

You got it right fellow Fleet admiral!

it was better when it was 20$

Best game in the Final Fantasy series.

Final Fantasy Tactics?

Command and conqur Tiberium wars

Fanfiction tier, but surprisingly fun

In starcraft gas was green and crystals were blue.

I wanna fuck that accordian playin bird

Half-Life 2?

My other guess would be that Jrpg that has that Gravity spell glitch

Metal Gear Rising?

ROCK RAIDERS

Burp of da mild

WoW

FFVI

Can beat the game with only kicks

Breath of the Wild

Decent farm/RPG mechanics and fuckable girls.

Achievement unlocked: Shoot off Hitler's testicle, soldier.

Being a slav and getting attacked 24/7 by invisible lion noises

Might and Magic: Sir Kicksalot Adventures in the Land of Slippery Slopes

Too edgy, ruined by lack of checkpoints.

rainbow six seige?

you the only person on the planet that ive met that knows/has played lego rock raiders.

that game was so fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. I'm pretty sure its what built my love of rts games

Literally Terraria plus No Man's Sky.

oracle of ages or wind waker

Like Windjammers but with a black guy

nope, but it's a FPS

starbound

jrpg you replay halfway through multiple times

yee

Alcoholic man shoots people. It was okay.

That game was max comfy combined with max spooky for my 9 year old brain.

I would say tf2,
But I feel like the hat thing would've prevailed any other cretic

ocarina of time but really fucking shit

The best RPG Maker game ever made.

majora's mask

FIFA 2017

We can only talk about real games, user.

plot twist behind plot twist behind plot twist behind plot twist behind plot twist behind plot twist behind plot twist behind this is over 7 words but its actually a plot twist.

yes it is tf2. I couldn't think of something to refer to the hats. also it would have been too easy

ME3.

LISA

no otherwise I would have said really fucking good user

You mean ocarina of time then?

That loli rape game.

Other than that, that take me to the moon game that i forgot the name of.

10 outta ten. Two words. Dat aaaaaaasssssss

nier?

serve fake alcohol,occasionally dogs

is there any doubt?
youtube.com/watch?v=Xnrqig4Eugc

think more shit you edgy cunt

haydee

Catch the goddamn train 2k15?

ez 1 starbound

not what I was thinking but that works. its on the 3ds

Team Fortress 2

I'm proud of you, user.

You get bonus points if you meant Yume Nikki or Lisa the first.

It's got a hilariously ironic title name.

Strelok?

LISA the painful

roguelike with furry pals, latent homo lust

You did not reach the throne, faggot.

used to be good then hats happened

Obscure

Made by a single serb

Starfox adventures?

tree of savior

tactics but with gay orcs

Mother 3

You're very close

heck yeah

>WAAAH WAAAH A COSMETIC CHANGE THAT LITERALLY HAS ZERO EFFECT ON THE GAMEPLAY WAAAAH

It's quake but in the 60's

Damn it feels good to be gay.

>you can climb that mountain over there

like portal but it's only 2 dollars

undertale

Liked Dark Souls? Try it with insects.

the twist is the lamp's a dog