Witcher 3 is for adults b-because it has sluts having sex

>Witcher 3 is for adults b-because it has sluts having sex

What now, faggots?

Witcher kids on suicide watch. Based BIOWARE.

Imagine being a 40something or 50something dude who has to watch scenes like this as part of a ratings review board.

Holy shit, the cringe.

Also fuck weebs with muh Toobie Butt.

Cora has the BEST booty to date.

>nudity is somehow worse than violence

damn that bible really fucked us up huh? even those who claim to be atheists submit to this illogical way of thinking. if a kid can watch a person get shot to death and bleed out in a movie then they can handle watching hardcore sex scenes.

Somehow the sex scenes in TW2 and TW3 were all tastefully done. Whereas this gives me creepy Chris chan sex vibes.

Imagine being a adult and working on this scene 50 hours a week for 2 month.

Even for an obvious bait thread I'm having trouble understanding what OP's trying to say

Cora's butt looks as hard as rocks. when ryder grabs it the ass doesn't even move. plus ryder doesn't have a dick

W3 was more than a VN with third person shooting every few hours.

>witcher 3 is for adults
No it's not.

This. These are vulgar as fuck.

Yes it is.

Kids and Americunt teenagers find it "boring"

>70% on metacritic

Geralt is faithful to his two girlfriends, fool

Nudity is objectively worse than violence. 95% of people are fucking hideous.

You do know Cora was born a dude right? She says so herself late in the game

source?

wrong

Mass Effect Andromeda.

And then some NEET imports your models into SFM and animates it better.

im not gonna play that garbage heap to find out whether or not what you said is true, just give me a video or something

I wouldn't put it past Bioware, but I thought she was just modelled after a tranny, which really isn't much better.

something tells me these animations were made for gay couples and are just female-compatible.

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>W...we want the Witcher audience
>Lets make all humans look like downs syndrome rejects

Bravo, Bioware.

He's shitposting, but she really is modeled after a tranny pornstar or something like that

Beta virgins will never have a chance with this hottie.

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>Finally do nudity, after developers with artistic integrity did it first
>But there's not a single attractive character in the game
Great job.

>Crooked eyes

I love that bioware shills have to resort to this.

It's amazing how much Bioware has been pulling a "ME TOO!" ever since The Witcher games got more attention. Bioware is a joke now.

Cucking Triss sure feels great after finding out how much she'd been manipulating Geralt.

then its not cucking if she feels nothing for him
she manipulating geralt
geralt dont care for her
wheres the cuck if triss dont love him?

SOMEBODY

>wheres the cuck if triss dont love him?
Triss is madly in love with him. That's why she manipulates him.

oh
then what if she manupulates him to cuck her?

Nah, because if you offer them a threesome then Triss just fuck each other instead.

2B still has the best butt

TW3 set some good standards for the industry and its probably a good thing that companies try to follow its steps. The problem is that Bioware is too fucking stupid to pull anything like that.

You negros sure this ain't some SFM porn?

SFM porn is animated way better.

view_video.php?viewkey=ph5892414e0ec8c

SFM porn is animated better.

Are you autistic? CDPR at least has the balls to have open nudity. Even with enemies like the Bruxae, alps, sirens and hags. Also their sex scenes actully show a minute of softcore action instead of just fading to black instantly. And none of their characters have the emotional expression of a potato.

Yen sucks.

>Cucking Triss sure feels great after finding out how much she'd been manipulating Geralt.
>then its not cucking if she feels nothing for him
>she manipulating geralt
>geralt dont care for her
>wheres the cuck if triss dont love him?

What a load of bullshit.

Let me tell you: CDPR made Triss the official OTP for Geralt unlike Yen in books. Yen didn't even exist in the first two games.
And she feels like out of place in TW3.
Not only she slept with other men in books, she also treats Geralt like dogshit, don't even start that bullshit with "muh banter". If you want to have a literal cunt in charge of you and treat you like dogshit - fine, get Yen.

I enjoy being with Triss way more.

>choosing the nasty Skank triss instead of pure and qt medic
I don't understand people these days.

is she ded

yes

Play the game and find out you nigger.

I like both redheads, fuck you.

I just realized an image with Shani tits (spoilered) was deleted. My sides.

I got to Gran Soren or whatever the fuck it's called and was bored to death

Yen and Geralt have no chemistry in TW3. Keira Metz has more chemistry with him in the game.

>grand soren
I'ts gran pulse you imbecile

Oh god that scene always hits me hard as I am a bookfag that read the books.

Technically she was.

If you read the books before playing the games or while playing the games then the whole time you're waiting for Yen to finally show up. When she does in the TW3 it's like bumping into your highschool sweetheart again. It's great.

wait i have also read the books. But i dont remember that scene.

Yeah. Just seeing Geralt move about in that scene showed him wanting to give the room a thrashing to sitting back down in defeat wanting to cry.

>looks away the moment he realizes that she's dead(alive)
>can't even look at her anymore

I wonder how CDPR really got this good at animation and scene direction.

>ywn have Ciri as a gf

>choosing a qt medic instead of a magical qt who can do all kinds of neat stuff with her magical gifts
Why would you do this?

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Why are witchercucks so perpetually assblasted about everything? Is it autism?

>Witcher has love
>ME:A has weird awkward sex

>Constantly see webms and pics of that butt
>Still haven't seen anyone post the alien porn the devs were bragging about

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I've never seen as rapey sex as in mea, the girls in Rance games were more into it than these people.

>Shani
>pure
She fucks Geralt maybe an hour after they meet in the books. She is your ordinary college slut.

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>that ass

people can hate bioware all they want, they are still masters of digital asses

I didn't even like The Witcher 3 as a whole, but that scene was really damn good

Because all Sorceresses are heartless and vapid cunts. It's weird that in Wicher the male mages are okay and bro-tier yet there's always something wrong with female mages.

>lame fade to black "sex scenes"
>thinking this is better

It's a fucking manass

It looks like she has rock hard ass implants.

yeah Vilgefortz was totally bro-tier huh

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Here is the really sad part. The VERY ORIGINAL MASS EFFECT became famous and a nation-wide sensation PRECISELY BECAUSE OF IT'S SEX SCENES - and a fucking controversy that caused among right-wing fundamentalists back in 2007. The explicit sex scenes were it's biggest fucking selling point at the time.
And you sad, underage fucks have NO CLUE and just parrot bullshit that you don't understand. You are basically the same as the kids who think Sapkowskys books ripped off the games for fuck sake.
How fucking underage is the average population of this board, really.

Seeing a hardass like Geralt get that kind of reaction was fucking rough man.

The one in the last wish with NotSnow White was kind of a dick, IIRC

That's what I was thinking. The sex scenes looked like they had been written by Chris Chan or some 15 year old girl.

>want to say something positive but not without trashing it first to seem to have more "balanced view"

I wish people stopped with this kind of manipulation.
Its so cancerous argumentation style copied from american media.

you literally cant phrase it any better

>It's weird that in Wicher the male mages are okay and bro-tier
So you didn't read the books/play the games, I guess.

The fuck? Is that the bad ending?
I thought the only way she died was getting sent to another dimension and not coming back.

you realize it's all lies and sensationalism right? the game is actually /spoiler/not bad/spoiler/ personally

Ciri doesn't die at the end of the game, ffs get it.
She just doesn't come back to you because you sucked as a father.

>male mages are okay and bro-tie

Dethmold is a piece of shit though.

She also fucks Thaler.

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That's Gerslt fonding her in the isle of mists. Wild Hints knows wherevCiri is all the time because of her heartbeat. Knife- ear Avallac'h did some magic fuckery that "killed her".

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wait its been a while since i played me1. but wasnt it just the typical burger nudity? So no breasts and privat parts.
Just some naked back and ass from the side?

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He was gay after all.

POST WITCHER 3 SEX SCENES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I thought they tracked her from her jumps.

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I find it so jarring that never in these kinds of clips the characters dont sink their fingers in to anything. Like there, the guy grabs her ass and nothing happens. Is it that hard to animate flesh spilling over?

I'm just starting blood of elves. Don't want to be spoiled, but which book are you referring to that that scene is supposed to call back to?

You see some side boob of Ashley and a bit of ass, and you see Liara's ass too. Basically similar to this Cora butt scene but not as long, only like 2-3 seconds.