Where's the fucking crack?!

Where's the fucking crack?!

Press Left Left Right Right Up Down while pressing with left mouse button on the game and it gets cracked

it's me, i'm the one guy who didn't look

>tfw I actually didn't get it

Am I gay

I don't have this yet I've spent like an hour looking up her skirt while fishing. What gives?

on youtube

Doesn't count while fishing

Between her buttcheeks

Do even girls look up her skirt?

what a thrill

I've yet to get this achievment and i'm already playing with 9S

?

>girls
>videogames

>3 hours in
>I haven't got it
what do I have to do?

I haven't got it yet.

But when i was playing as 2b if i wanted to look at booty i'd just self-destruct

Lies, I've looked up her dress and don't have that achievment!

If you're the kind of weebette that buys this game you probably don't feel any shame in doing it.
You don't have to be into chicks to want to see if the developer let you do an upskirt.

Got to do it 10 times and wait for her to bat the camera away.

Underrated post.

>weeb game
>on a PC
I wouldn't be surprised is not a single woman bought this

dude fucking fake memes lmao xD

Why do androids have butts anyway? They don't need them.

>try to get it
>can't get it
>just climb ladders instead

they are probably the one percent

Some Japanese girls play vidya, which is no surprise given how degenerate that place is.

>Japan
>Girls aren't only the largest consumers of BL, but GL as well
>That insanely erotic design of a female teenage girl character that makes your dick rock hard? There's like a 30% chance that a heterosexual girl drew that.
>It is a well known fact that Japanese girls spend an extraordinarily large amount of time staring at girl butts

Is this a real trophy?

>implying it isnt more degenerate to be a whore who gets drunk at clubs while dozens of guys rub their dicks on your ass all night long like western trash do

Yes

So I'm kinda interested in the game, but I got to admit I have no real interest in playing the previous one. Can I go in just like that or will I be completely out of my depth?

Yes.

>coming out
>on anonymous image board

The game literally gives you the achievement when you jump or use a ladder.

I TRIED to get it and I gave up. I can get her to hit the camera once, but then she won't do it a second time because she moved in the process or something. It's weird how specific you have to be.

So I just bought my Platinum trophy anyway.

Why should care about the opinion of some nobody of twitter?

She has to swat the camera away for it to count.
Just looking doesn't work.

>dont have it on ps4
feels good

Why wouldn't they? If I could buy a 2B I would.

>have a game with a great story, great characters and goat soundtrack
>make a sequel
>completly shit on it and make a cheap fapbait memegame out of it, attracting autistic shitheads who never heard of Nier before and probably wont even play it after Automata

Its like Japs have a fetish for ruining games or whole franchises.

Works best if she's standing on something above ground level like one of the trucks in Resistance camp.
Makes it much easier.

>the previous one
>one

There are a few moments that will lack the impact that they would if you had played the first Nier, but you don't need that to understand the plot at large. And the only references to Drakengard are some visual callbacks and similar-looking weapons. Final Fantasy XV and Dragon Quest have more overt references in the game than Drakengard does.

Where do you think the battery packs go?

>ruining games or whole franchises.
>automata
just because waifufags exist doesn't mean the game is ruined
you overreact like some elitist fag who's not a special snowflake anymore because masses got hands on some game in his favorite -verse

only 8.9% of players have reached this achievment so far.
it's not that you look or you don't. to unlock it, you have to look up her dress 10 times in the same session.
9s achievment is playing for an hour in his underwears.

you can just shame the people who want to pirate it. People dont buy games because lol ass

>I wouldn't be surprised is not a single woman bought this

I know exactly one woman who is a hardcore Taro fan who bought this on PC, but she's old enough to be my mother and works in my office

I talk to her about games sometimes, she's pretty cool.

>have a game with a great story, great characters, and goat soundtrack
>make a sequel
>completely shit on it and make a cheap fapbait memegame out of it, attracting autistic shitheads who never heard of Drag-on Dragoon before and probably won't even play it after NieR Replicant

Its like Japs have a fetish for ruining games or whole franchises.

>Press the right stick forward
>Get an achievement

This shit is really getting out of hand.

I'd bet real money that a majority of those people got the achievement on accident.

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Most of the girls I know who play vidya would.

I thought that one was for spending an hour with is NFCS broken after the Soul Box.

Most of the degenerate fetish shit in doujins (scat, ryona, snuff, guro) is drawn by female artists, as well.

>People dont buy games because lol ass

Why is there an achievement for this when the character literally flashes her ass in front of your face every 10 seconds?

Don't pirate Nier, you fucking cuck. Yoko Taro is one of the few remaining developers who actually deserves your money. If you like his work, support it.

I am a straight girl and I definitely did. Just out of curiosity.

>People dont buy games because lol ass

I like her skirt, not removing it anytime soon.

>took him 3 tries to finally make a game with decent-ish gameplay
>deserves my money
Yeah, no.

L O N D O N
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Some devs go their entire careers without making a game with decent gameplay

so? they don't deserve my money either.

I'm a fag and I looked. She has a nice ass desu

Post feet.

Enjoy your 1 video game a year then I guess. Or enjoy playing games you don't think are good and wasting your time for free.

>your successes don't count if you failed even once before

What a reasonable worldview. I can already tell you're going to live a fulfilling life with no regrets.

>fag
>liking asses
Color me surprised.

>99%

Not surprising at all. I would fully expect even girls and homos to check out Toobie's enviable undercarriage. The "hard" part is that you have to do it ten times before you get the trophy.

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I'd be inclined to say "most" rather than "some".

I don't blame some guy who's just cranking out code because they can only do as much as they can with the schedule they got and whatever vision their bosses have. But that 3% within the company composed of directors and managers who make the decisions, those people will just go from fuckup to fuckup and will be allowed to never improve simply because they have padded resumes.

Take Sega, there is not a single person within that company making decisions today who will make anything worth remembering for the remainder of their careers.

FAKE NEWS !

Yes, because most games have worse gameplay than Nier's.
What does that have to do with people praising him like a god despite having made 2 terrible games and a mediocre one?

What does that have to do with deserving your money? That was the topic you know.

You just don't like his games then.

Look up her skirt until she swats the camera away and covers up. Do it 10 times

The Steam achievements were bugged when the game was released. Few of the end-game ones also had 99% achievement rate.

>Yoko Taro is one of the few remaining developers who actually deserves your money
2Bs butt deserves my money. Yoko needs to make more decent games before I consider him a good dev.

you must be fun at parties

Why does a robot need a round ass?

The real question is why doesn't it?

To make it more aerodynamic.

Wait you can actually peek under her skirt? I tried countless times but the camera refuses to center on her ass.

Also the achievement is to discover her secret. No way this is another Kaine?

you say androgynous, yet you still assumed his gender

muh hipster cred

>2BS i think your ass may be broken
>why is that user
>there is a huge crack running right down the middle

It's at 8.3%.

how does other people learning about a series ruin it for you?
stupid faggot

>platinum shit
>decent gameplay
lol

It's fantastic when compared to Drakengard's.

but it does, so that's not the real question

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>PCgamers constantly proving themselves to be shallow, single minded neckbeards.

>give it 2 days guys!
>cracked in 2 days I swear it!

This. It's also worth noting that a shitload of the decent western weeb fanartists are also women.

As far as fan-stuff goes, like 80% of everything worth consuming is done by a woman. Maybe not a woman you'd ever want to fuck, but a woman nonetheless.

>Waiting for crack
>Read 3 books already and kanji grinding a lot
Pirating is making me do productive things, kill me.

Not even legit irl junkies are as good as PC gamers at begging for crack

>I could learn to crack games
>or I could learn weeb shit and still wait weeks for every single crack
Dumb weeb poster

>That insanely erotic design of a female teenage girl character that makes your dick rock hard? There's like a 30% chance that a heterosexual girl drew that.
>30%

Oh boy, you have no idea