You're at EVO and this guy presses his buttons

You're at EVO and this guy presses his buttons.
What do you do?

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I think we've reached the end of the trainwreck, he is going to stay as a Twitch streamer and that's it.

I kinda want to see what happens when he is 40-45 and has no retirement plan, girlfriend nor house to live in though

>What do you do?
Lag the connection and glitch the game.

Cheat and perform online-only combos

Why does he have that thick, grotesque beard?

Don't worry, he's got TeeSpring to fall back on.

I look at him and can't help but feel pity.

His brain's in it, according to him.

I think he sold like a grand total of 3 shirts, if you don't sell at least 10 the project is cancelled and they don't even print them

He looks white as milk and he also looks sick as shit when you look at his arms

I don't know how he is not Boogie-sized, maybe he doesn't have the money for that much fast food

>"Huhh?? Whuh??"
>"It doesn't kill you instantly, this is bullshit"
>"The designers fucked up. Did they even test this piece of shit?"
>"Waaooooow"
>"apparently my twitch chat is saying that I'm supposed to let go and drift into the abyss"
>"how was I suppose to know to do that? Fucking Dr. Jay Chapman a-a-a-ack-ack-ack-ack-aa"

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Remember when slowbeef sperged out for 2 whole fucking hours acting like DSP?
youtu.be/YlegTHQkmlA

*snorts*

I'm addicted to DSP videos. Watching him fucking fail at everything is an enigma. He's just such a bitter fuck.

I would fuck her while phil watches

He had to keep talking to his daughter to keep her calm so I guess he just decided that talking like DSP would the be easiest way to do it.

You can hear her getting fussy in the background.

He'll be working at McDonalds by the end of the year. Guaranteed.

>I'm doing nothing and she's still getting fucked hyuk hyuk hyuk!

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Pandalee is cute CUUUUUTE!

She really isn't.

I doubt it, he's incapable of allowing the trainwreck to end. If anything he's just re-railed it temporarily

reckon you can do better

>Iwata could come out and say
>*squints eyes*
>"PWEASE UNDAHSTAN"
>"FOCK YUU. WE HATE CUSTOMAH"
>"SUCK ON BIG JAPANESE PENIS HURRHURRHURRHURRHURR"
>and Nintendo fanboys would say
>"oh boy hooray we love big Japanese penis"

Is Phil /ourguy/?

REEEEEEEEEE

I guess he really hates asians because they make most of the games he's so shit at. I've never seen him espouse that level of hatred for blacks or spics.

He really hates Asians for some reason.
>Any kind of Asian character shows up on screen
>Oohh!! Ching Chong Ne!

youtube.com/watch?v=S3UUl5gUEcw

>I don't know how he is not Boogie-sized, maybe he doesn't have the money for that much fast food

But he has an entire video series dedicated to giving ten minute long reviews of shitty fast food burgers that cost like three bucks

Because he could never beat them during his competitive SF days

What's next a flapping dickey?

Reminder that it took Phil 4.5 hours to make a meatball sub.

Leave Evo because fighting games are for people with autism.

To hid his double chin, just like his hair hides his ever expanding ball spot

Did he kill the cow to make the meatballs or something?

Another reason he possibly hates asians..
youtube.com/watch?v=8U-Vn1oowGs

>Im bad at them therefore they are for autist

>(You)

Considering Phil---plays vidya for "a living", chubby, annoying laugh---she's slumming it. Nice lips, qt glasses. Eyebrows piss me off.

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He feels the safest when insulting asians. He lives in a state with plenty of black/latin people

No way this is real

Kek

>hating based Phil
>hating the guy who is always maximum truth and minimum bullshit
>hating the only LPer who stands up for us
I want neo-Sup Forums to leave.

>the guy who is always maximum truth and minimum bullshit

So, you guys really rather talk about e-celebs than actual videogames, huh?

the thing that makes phil better than other streamers is his refusal to constantly read out donations

>caring about e-celebs
>knowing who that faggot is at all

if you don't know dsp then you're not a true gamer

Id probably lose
He may be dsp, but his SF fundamentals are solid
I havent played alot of SF

Why not just play videogames yourself instead of watching these "streamers"?
How does playing videogames instead of jerking it to internet people make me not a "true gamer"?

Friend simulation

Keep whining

Why do you hate videogames so much?

Probably is. He doesn't read her Twitter. He didn't know about the fake engagement ring and likely thinks it's a "detractor's" inside joke

It actually is real.

twitter.com/PandaLeeGames/status/844350286256717824

Also hating Nintendo Based Phil

How is someone's personal life related to videogames again?

To be fair Phil is entertaining for all the wrong reasons.

Some TIHYDP are fucking comedy (ironically of course) gold and the fact that it is all real makes it a lot better. DSP is probably the only e-celeb i follow because he is like a parody of them

How are the 400 Nier ass worship threads related to video games?

Why are you in this thread then faggot? It's not like I'm holding a gun to your head and making you read it...

If you had two functioning neurons you would report the thread and stop giving it traffic, but instead here you are

>play Zangief
>spam grabs

That's his entire strategy.
Him sucking shit at Injustice 2 Beta was pretty funny desu

Win, obviously. That or have to push the power button to turn it back on after he pushed it.

Anything new about DSP? Last I checked he was masturbating in front of a camera and preteding it was an accident.

Someone in her region needs to take this chance to cuck phil and film the process immediately

>hating the guy who is always maximum truth and minimum bullshit

>What then fuck I blocked!? *button mashing in the background intensifies*
>*game says how to do thing" What the fuck how do I do thing? This game doesn't explain anything, ACKACKACKACK. SIGH
>*literally any female character appears on screen* BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS TAKE THE SHIRT OFF I WANNA FUCK YOU ACKACKACKACK
>*male character in room with female character* Wow what a perv. The people who made this was were horny fucking perverts. ACKACKACKACKACK

I don't go to those threads but I'm assuming at least they have screenshots from that videogame or pictures related to it

The posts that guy quoted contain nothing related to any video game, however, and yet you're still defending it for some reason
Because it simply blows my mind that there are people who think talking about some internet guy's personal life is enjoyable in any way

Watch the SoK to get caught up.

TIHYDP Sly Cooper 1 still puts me in fucking stitches.

>Bottle literally right in front of him
"Nope, no bottles here."

WOW, INSTANT DEATH, WHAT A WELL-DESIGNED GAME ACKACKACKACK

>that time he spent hours trying to get past one jump

>waah, I hate this guy so much, I hope his business fails
>and because of that I keep stalking him, watch more of his content than actual fans and give him attention and publicity so he keeps getting klicks, attention and money

What videogame are you talking about?

Sorry but what is this SoK?

Welcome to the Chris Chan generation.

A group of autists who follow and make 2-6 hour videos about literally everything he does.

Sons of kojima
They are almost as bad as phil but atleast they are mildly entertaining

I'm just briefly in here to feel better about myself... Call it a guilty pleasure. I admit it is totally retarded but whatever.

>watching Phil's actual videos on his channels
I hope nobody does this

Machinma dropped him, cucking him out of YouTube almost entirely and turning him into a Twitch Streamer. He also sells shirts, hats, mugs, and other shit.

>watching his videos
Why not watch DSP tries it videos every other week for the quick rundown and laffs

Just did a quick watch and it's just cancer added on top of cancer. Way too cancerous for me, no thanks.

I have never watched a single video made by an e-celeb for that e-celeb themselves or to hear them talk about themselves

The only time I have the displeasure of coming across these faggots's videos is because I wanted to get some info about a game's features

So really, what do you find so fun about discussing their personal lives instead(which have nothing to do with vidya)? I just want someone to explain to me because I keep seeing this shit on Sup Forums so much

>playing one of the Jak and Daxter racing levels
>drives off cliff
>"WOW DOOD LOOK EVERYONE DROVE OFF!"
>5 CPU players in background drive past the corner with ease

>his MGS2 playthrough
>"HOW DO I USE RATIONS"
>"you need to have an AK in the core area to avoid detection"
>puts on the suit and equips AK elsewhere and instantly shot at
>"WAOOOOW"

I take solace in knowing I will never be as bad at figuring out stuff as Phil is.

Just watch Almighty_Tevin if you're interested in Phil stuff, he's the only bearable commentator

I wouldn't be surprised if there was a DSP wiki by now.

It's the same as people that watch some fat fuck that can't wash himself on reality tv.

Only that I prefer a fat fuck who plays video games.

I think basically it just makes me feel better about myself, seeing that the guy is a fat fucking slob while I'm at least doing alright in life.

Do they talk about videogames or just about the random shit that faggot does with his life?

>Almighty_Tevin
He got triggered because some fan of Phil's asked Phil a question about dem social justice warriors

He usually makes a 1-2 hour Phil video once a week, and plays some game or streams on Twitch every so often
He is sort of an SJW

I would rather play videogames instead, honestly

And you could talk about his personal life somewhere else (like Sup Forums) instead of here

If you really want to post about these faggots on Sup Forums so much, at least limit it to just discussing the games they play

was she designed by Bioware?

I don't think that anyone sane from detractor side actually watches all his content. Only TIHYDP creators watch his playthroughs and people usually look at his drama vlogs and even then people make shortened versions of them that gain more views than Phil's actual video. Get fucked, White Knight.

Of course not, at least Bioware characters are videogame-related

Unlike whatever that is

>Stalking him
Why? People put up videos of his antics because the dude's life IS in the internet, he has no private life. You don't even need to research shit

>admitted publicly about his business failing, asking his parents for money, taking busieness loans, his mortage, etc
>girlfriend publicly shows a picture of her wearing a fake engagement ring

Also, nobody views Phil stuff in his channel because there are high chances somebody else uploaded a video of his antics.

His life is already ruined, he is 35ish with no retirement plan and his peak of views is long gone now, hell, the people he calls "detractors" get like 10 times the viewers he gets on Twitch.

I wanna see when he is 40-45 and still putting up videos about begging for money

>watching a gay nigger

This guy is unbearable, just watch DSP's vlogs in x2 speed

Sons Of Kojima. A group thats has nothing better to do but report on every little thing phil dose.

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Why talk about any of that on a video game board?

Good lord you cry more than DSP himself

nice try Phil

>he threatens it. Wait till he has to cook or do laundry though.
Holy shit I knew that fat fuck couldn't cook, but making her do all the cooking while she works and he sit on his ass is just disgusting.

>Holy shit I knew that fat fuck couldn't cook, but making her do all the cooking while she works and he sit on his ass is just disgusting.
Not videogames

His SFV streams are pretty comfy