MASS EFFECT BTFO

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>when your investment is failing and you are desperate to min/max initial sales

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>haha see we sold over a million copies in the first week haha

ill buy it when it hits 4.99 usd in a week or two

jk im just gonna pirate it

>24% off
>Still not give a shit about the game.

Damn, that's bad. It's barely been 2 days that this shit's been out. Never change, EA. Never change.

I wouldn't even pirate this wreck. Waste of bandwidth and hard drive space.

I bought mirrors edge catalyst for €8 i'll do the same with andromeda.

>I bought mirrors edge catalyst for €8
Was it worth it?

I guess multicultural effect is done for
Especially since they hold SW license now

Wtf guys, seriously buy this game to help support women in this industry.

>1/4 off after a couple days

Is this better or worse than Battleborn going 40% off after just under a month?

i don't even want to pirate it

Kinda, open world sucked shit but the lineair parts were fun.

Original mirrors edge was worth full price, this wasn't.

Actually EA expected it to sell 3 million in first month or something

the multiplayer looks fun, is it worse or better than me3's?

same. they'd have to pay me.

Seriously, can you guys do better?

We need more women in higher positions in the industry anyway. This is a good step.

this games flop is a reminder how important our work to make gamers more tolerant and less white is

Do the characters annoy the shit outta you like I have been hearing?

24% off where? Origin? Still full price there.

Worse. Just play Warframe nigga.

Holy shit.

It's like everyone is angry all the fucking time.

Though there were two characters i kinda liked.

autistic hacker girl and triad boss.

>24% off

I already got it for 40% off from day 1.

It's better than ME3, but still sucks
very annoying full FX flashes which cover entire screen

retard

Check the link.

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I see, thanks for answering my questions, I will give it a shot soon.

>Seriously, can you guys do better?

I can literally do better in G Mod.

>GMG
>counting

I would only play this, if EA paid me, desu senpai.

This is what they get for trying to hide the game's glaring flaws and poor quality behind progressive plot and characters.
They became indie level hacks and ea will soon shut them down.

What they expect? The game is Cisquisition in Space.
>But Cisquisition was GOTY
Yeah, years ago and thanks to marketing, that game was trash gameplay wise
>But muh gameplay MP
The gunplay may be good, but the writing, the exploraion, the fetch quests...are laughable at best.
>muh diversity
Yeah, you have 50 shades of brown, in a technical mess plagued with graphic bugs.
>at least we have romances
Sure, you can romance actual gremlims

Only biodrones are defending that pile of shit now.

women are only good for sucking dick

no fucking way

I'm amazed they are panicking, are initial sales that bad? I thought it would sell millions no matter what, are gamers actually going to redeem themselves and show some standards?

where is it 24% off? it's not on Origin

Hahaha. burn you bastards! FUCKING BURN!

Bi here. Men are far, far better on average.

I wouldn't even steal it.

I bought it, like a fool, and requested a refund that same day. I didn't even get a chance to see how the story was, because the game runs like shit. In the few hours I played it, I got at least seven CTDs (after I started counting), one of which I got continually during a particular cutscene, preventing me from continuing.

If this was their olive branch to the fanbase after the ME3 ending shitstorm, they fucked it up hard.

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Read the link you retard

>why Sup Forums thinks its failing
because of SJW pandering and terrible animation
>why it's actually failing
because it came out right after zelda and the switch and people are going to buy another game right now

Looks like I'll be able to get cheap used copy of this sooner than expected.

No, We need competent people in higher positions in the industry regardless of what's between their legs, and it's very clear that competent doesn't describe anyone who worked on the game.

It's worse. The new enemies are shit, the matches are incredibly chaotic due to players and enemies flying everywhere, lag makes it literally unplayable instead of just unpleasant, lag also causes crashes to dashboard/desktop, the sound design is trash, melee has been gutted, the maps are boring and it's been made a hundred times more grindy (so be sure to spend some real money on loot boxes, goyim).

I think that the same happened to DAI.

>destructoid
those people still exist? jesus

Did you also get the endless loading screen? I did twice in 30 minutes.

hello newfag

Worse. The difficulty curve starts out a lot harsher on Bronze, meaning you'll fail more missions for the first few levels unless you use boosters and burn through your consumables. You can traverse using the dodge and jump powers introduced in the game, but they don't offset the huge buffs that enemies have gotten all round to survivability and it generally just means you're going to be exposing yourself to fire that you can't survive. It reminds me of where ME3MP was at after all the balance patches.

Someone also missed the memo about character design in ME3MP by giving all the human classes a single face underneath their helmets, if they wear one at all. I don't really care that most of them have all the skin tone diversity of female Ryder's facial presets, it's just uncanny seeing identical humans (especially the more 'unique' heads like the Human Kineticist) in a way that was only really acceptable for the various alien classes. That, plus the cringey little biographies they get, feel like an unncessary holdover from Inquisition's class system.

This is what diversity and hating whites results to.

40M DOLLARYDOOS

this guy is so fucking cool

>The right one still looks more feminine

destructurd is cancer

There are people that bought this DAY 1(ONE).

>Blaming other games for Bioware's failure
Typical Bioware fan. Next you'll start ranting about the Witcher.

>played Mass Effect 3 even though many people said it was bad
>it was bad
>consider giving andromeda a pirate and playing it even though people say it is bad because I love space games
>watch a gameplay by some letsplayer and the 2 minutes looked so incredibly bad I don't even want to pirate this

>trying to hide
well they didn't do a very good job

Reminds me of another game.

I know you are bating but it's still kinda sad that they are people who really think this. Instead of trying to get talented people regardless gender or ideology, they get people just to fill a quota.

ROFL I know a guy that preordered it too all excited.

Is this the next Blunderborn?

they're not panicking, it's literally only on GMG, where everything is 20%+ off

>tfw battleborn had better animations

This shit piratable yet?

I've never even played ME3.
Mostly because I still don't want to install Origin.

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It probably is struggling a fair bit off the half broken graphics engine, but the whole SJW'S BTFO HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVEEEEEEEEEEEEER LOLOLOLOLOL thing is pure Sup Forums headcanon.

why.
Why would you want to pirate this?

>game is discounted on GreenManGaming
>WOW BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
good thread, OP

Bioware BTFO. Hopefully they can't recover from this. Not even Blunderborn got cheaper this fast.

Did battleborn go on sale literally 48 hours after its release?

I think we may live in a world where something flopped harder

What can you even say at this point

Combat seemed fun, from what I watched from streams.

what's "between their legs" doesn't change the fact that women aren't being put in lead positions in game companies

Worse
>even basic enemies are Destiny tier bullet sponges
>bad guys NEVER flinch unless hit with powers
>enemies with hitscan can hit you even while in the middle of a dodge
>abilities/jumping will sometimes just not come out
>melee attacks do more damage than most shotguns
>laggy as fuck

How can the Ryders be N7 anyway? Aren't they scientists? And aren't they not even with Alliance military?

not him, but i have a drinking game planned with friends when it's pirate-able
a sip everytime something cringeworthy happens
we probably won't make it past tutorial

>24% off

BUt Battleborn failed because Overwatch was setup its launch like a week or two after Battleborn.

2K can compete with the power of Blizzard desu.

>EA Kills another company by needlessly interjecting their values and themes into the games

THIS. CANNOT. CONTINUE

>this is another episode of Sup Forums shitposting going too far causing a company to lose millions in lost revenues.

>we hate the white male
>FUCKING WHITE MALE DIDN´T BUY OUR GAME!

You can say
THIS CANNOT CONTINUE

>even giving EA the satisfaction of having played their games

Haven't touched their shit since 2011 with BF3.

Papa Ryder was N7 and in the Alliance military. His kids aren't N7

Nier Automata is 20% off

Yeah, I'm still not buying it

In fact I'm not even going to pirate it

In fact Bioware should be paying me to play this

sounds fucking gay

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH oh wow!

BURN BURN BURN BIOWARE BURN