Nerds in the voice chat trying to make jokes but only being cringy af

>nerds in the voice chat trying to make jokes but only being cringy af

>nerd in voice chat never says anything like a fucking autist
w-who even does that?

>voice chatting

>not using voicechat to only laugh or cough

>guy who's been talking the whole game gets assmad and types up a huge rant in the Discord

>get in vent bro

>nerd purposely acts and makes cringy jokes

That's most of this board too, just with text instead of voice.

>When you play with Sup Forums and are the alpha male by default

Goddamn you guys are losers

>playing music on the voice chat

People that do this should kill themselves

Guy on discord:"Get on voice chat user, I'll call you cute!"
>get on voice chat
Guy on discord:"Cunt"
>I immediately turn my computer off and cry.

Why are people so mean?

>"hey get in the voice chat"
>expect cringe
>they're all cool guys

>in voice chat with friend
>trying to fap, being really quiet
>"i know what you're doing"

>Unironically using af
You are the cringe desu senpai baka

Humor outside of Sup Forums is always cringy desu senpai. People are never funny are nearly always autistic outside of this place.

>people online think you're funny
>some wished they knew me irl

ANIME ARE FOR ALT-RIGHT NAZIS, WE LEFT FASCISM NOW, FUCK OFF

>only humor on Sup Forums is funny
How reddit of you

>get into voice chat with bro's friends
>cringy as fuck
>they're all literally trying to scream over each other
>play for a bit and log off
>find out later they've been releasing their chats as podcasts
>last one they released featuring user

>have to be quiet because house mates are sleeping
>speak quietly
>every autist in the room just speaks over you even though you are like half way through a point you want to make
INTERUPTING AUTIST WHO

>Start a poke'mon battle in discord chat
>Everyone gangs up on you until you die

>it's a "you straddle the line between autist and Chad so you can't relate to either side very well" episode

Trying to find friends in this sliver of an overlap is terrible.

>"user are you a youtuber? you sound like one"
>"user you should do ASMR"

>tells me to get on game servers voip
>"BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP"
>kicks me out

>having VoIP/voice chat turned on at all
First thing I do in all online games is turn the voice off and treat the other players as incredibly smart/dumb AI.

>Are you Irish?
>Are you British?
>You sound like JFK, lol

Then repeat everything I say. This is why I don't do voice chat.

tfw New England

>dude doing bong rips and groaning and coughing into the mic

>guild leaders girlfriend starts macing on you
>have zero interest
>leave for 3 weeks just because bored of the game
>comeback
>find out drama between the girlfriend and guild leader happened and you were banned from the guild, but the guild basically disbanned because the leader is an asshole for kicking you and you couldn't give a damn either way.
>tfw unintentionally cyber cucking someone.

>push to talk
>*coughs*

>Hear someone sipping something
>"Dude you drinking alcohol?"
>Next fifteen minutes are spent talking about unrelated alcohol shit
>It's entry level shit too
Christ.

Cunt

>canadian gets on voice
>talks about weed and boozing
fuck canadians those juvenile pricks

>play game with friends
>get matched with random
>we do well and he asks if he can join
>I ask my friends and they say no but I invite him anyways because I'm just like fuck it
>invite him to the discord
>*heavy breathing*
>HHEY GGUYS (he says with autistic inflection)
>realize my mistake

>get on vent
>are you russian?

>using voice chat ever

shitty americans

>be russian
>get on vent
>"are you russian?"
>"n-no"
>they start shittalking russians

Can you blame them?

you need to cave and go all in to one of the sides

this

>partially immersed in game fantasy world
>"hey join up to vent/discord"
>"WELL YEAH HAHA SO GET THIS I WENT WITH THE HUBBY TO SOME STATE FAIR SHIT"
>immersion 100% gone

>af
Really, now.

they just call me comrade and start shouting cyka blyat and cheeki breeki

It's fucking booze, it's all entry level. Jesus christ what have you become.

>that one guy who joins voice chat and mute themselves
>that one guy who joins voice chat and mute/deaf themselves

>with friend on discord
>hear him literally taking a shit wearing his headset

dude BEER LMAO

> he doesn't let his homies hear him using the toilet

>Get in voice chat with a friend's friend
>Squeaky nasal voice
>Audible breathing
>Annoying laugh
>Awkward intonations
>Spouting memes
>Blaming others for his mistake
>Constantly disagreeing with everything and not listening to reason


It was like I was dying in real time

:(

>tfw bullying people using a deep voice
>tfw that'll never be me

>that guy who ends every sentence with 'boys'

lets go boise nice work boise gg boise cmon boise

Get wrekt nerd

Same boat

Massive plebs detected

Fuck

>some guy starts talking
>he sounds and acts like a budget version of some internet personality he probably looks up to

>play jewday 2 with a few friends
>one of them suggests we whisper and do ASMR style communication in stealth heists
>whenever someone got caught or fucked up there would be aggressive whispering and insults thrown about
>most the time you just hear very soft sounding shittalking like "what the fuck are you doing, you complete retard?"

It was so stupid but enjoyable.

i do this but only when drunk and excited

Aw c'mon New England accents are cool as fuck.

It's Chowdah! Say it right!

>only use voicechat when drunk, usually at 3-4am
>this is prime murica hour
>nobody understands what the fuck i'm saying
somehow northern english is like a whole new fucking language to 90% of people

>start talking english in voicechat
>hear "laytz goes boies"
>eventually realize everyone was the same nationality as you the whole time
>game instantly goes to shit
>guess the country

I ERR-UH

yeah i hate it when people try to use a 'streamer' voice

LITERAL autism oh my word I hope this isn't real

That's cause it is you peasant

>Log into british TS channel on a saturday night
>raucous chants of 'YORKSHIIIIRE' and sounds of half empty beercans being crushed on foreheads
>pretty sure someone got 'glassed'

It sure was autistic, I mean who would ever talk about their life shit in a video game voice chat?

I cant say "party platter" anymore, because of that.

>someone mumbling in mic
>tell them to speak up
>they insert their microphone as far into their mouth as possible and say "is this better?"

>join voice by accident
>hear voices
>panic
this happens more than it should

>make a friend in an MMO or other game where you typically use text
>finally join a ts server or something with them after a long time of communicating only through typing
>they sound completely different than you thought they would and it ruins your image of them

>2008
>Playing Halo 3 with a few people (mostly L4D and Ghostbusters games)
>One of the guys is a British guy
>Decide to fuck with him, so I do a British accent for a year, but only when he's there
>Eventually someone brings up that I'm an American
>British guy says that they're lying and that I'm British
>Start speaking in an American accent
>Never play with the British guy ever again

You want them to talk about single malts and rare absinthes on a video game chat? Sperg

>tfw the guy who was in the military hears that another guy in the chat was in the military

>in a raid
>someone says "so when I served..."
>we wipe because everyone stops on their tracks whatever they're doing to say or type "HEY THANKS FOR YOUR SERVICE MAN :)"
americans, not even once

>other person quotes meme
>"HAHAHA GET IT? RIGHT????"
yeah i sure do buddy

>caring more about a video game than your countries servicemen.
Fucking commie.

>not understanding there's a time and place for everything and that mid-raid is not an ideal time or place
do you run up to the widow mid-eulogy and go "I'M SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS" too?

DUDE
WEEB
LMAO

Hey I have that hat!

I heard discord! How are you all doing?

I'm doing great! Whats new, qt?

>guy says something
>say it back in a weird voice
>responds with the same thing in a weirder voice
>this goes on for some time and eventually we construct an entire language of incomprehensible greeting

>push to talk
>*sigh*

>sarcastically behave like a whiny bitch to get some attention just to change the subject or share something pretty interesting
>they ask what's wrong and speak patronizingly genuinely believing I'm as troubled as they are
>y-yeah user? what is it man?
>can't make fun of them jokingly as bros because all have low self-esteem

>push to talk
>laughs

Nothing much just chillin in discord land!

>no push to talk
>listen to some guy have a full conversation with his girlfriend while you can hear someone in the other room of his place listening to usher

>push to talk
>baby crying in background
>"be right back"

>it's another "Sup Forums doesn't know how to effectively communicate and are a bunch of socially stunted idiots that find shit to bitch about because they don't know how to talk to other people so they find reasons to be mad at people who can enjoy conversation via voip programs" episode
>it's another "my friend invited me to voice chat and i'm a fucking faggot who complains about 'being bullied' episode"

not mad, just disappointed. i actually feel bad for you all.
i'm not upset,

>push to talk
>burps

who /purposefully makes heavier their already unintelligible accent/ here?

>playing WoW during late cata
>only girl member reaches level 20
>literally starts screaming because OH I HAVE A MOUNT NOW
>screaming at the top of her lungs directly into the mic
>someone tells her to shut the hell up
>GM pipes up and tells him to lay off "she's just really excited to finally hit 20"
>guy argues that her screaming shit is hurting his ears
>GM kicks that guy from the guild
>GM starts heaping praise on the level 20 girl
>tells her to "check the mailbox for a congratulatory present(:"

What do you think he sent her, bros?

this 5

Give me the 5 back

this incident probably didn't happen but I can FEEL that it has happend nearly identically elsewhere, been repeated and will be repeated as long as people let it

>in voicechat with burgers
>always too shy to talk much because aware of my thick german accent
>they say they like it
>confused as to whether they meant it or just making fun of me
>somehow it's even more awkward to talk now
how do i fix this, Sup Forums?

...

>can't even voice chat because it will destroy friendships

There is literally nothing worse than being a female gamer

It did happen, but to be honest it's pretty much the only time I've seen something like that happen.