"Coming to bed, user?"

>"Coming to bed, user?"

no way fag

>design a young boy
>call it a woman

I'm gonna marry Alloy!

OKAY, FINE!

muh deeick

tinder profile pic

how she actually looks

Not until you take a bath you dirty skank.

Holy shit she is ugly.

I'm sorry, there's someone else.

Did you really buy her game Sup Forums?

Beat me too it.

Yes and It's fun despite the sjw undertones.

>Aloy is clean shaven despite being an outcast who had to live off the land
You know what, i'll take my chances. That requires fucking dedication.

Alloy a cute. ACUTE!!!

Requesting Effron shop.

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what are we gona do on the bed?

i'm already in bed

W-what would my mom say if she checked to make sure I was sleeping?!

No armpit hair. What a sexist game.

Why does this meat look like the 3DS' shitty 3D?

Sorry bae, I'll be playing TLOZ a couple of hours more.

Thinly sliced and each layer is slightly higher than the one below it.

>Sup Forums mercilessly shits on zero dawn and alloy before release
>probably 75% or Sup Forums ps4 owners buy the game anyway
>do a complete 360
>alloy waifu threads
yall are pathetic

Wrong

thinkign about it

Because you're living in a simulation and this is proof.

user you might have eye damage

K

It's almost as if v isnt one person you fucking newfag retard

Are there female characters with armpit hair?

No, I don't fuck men.
I don't fuck women either

I was posting about hotgluing Aloy's statue way before the game came out. I was always ready for Aloy and her eyebrows.

Yes I am

>Supporting SJWs
Wew, KYS

I just posted a pic proving there is none. Fuck off with your shitty pit hair fanfic.

>clean shaven
Women don't normally grow beards in the first place.

They really fucking are, bunch of sorry ass cucks.

No, I'm playing Nier with 2B

PUT AWAY THE GOD DAMN LEGOS AND GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH I WONT SAY IT AGAIN

>``Coming to CEMU, user?''

>sjw undertones

same desu

Sorry Aloy I don't like men.

404, ass not found

Sorry I am reading this great new datapoint I found exploring the Overworld

Wow, were people really that racist like this "Nigel" character? Jeez, #FuckDrumpf and FUCK white "people".

are you just pretending to be retarded, or do you just know nothing about the game?

ass thread

no idiots like you and this idiotare retarded and i have the game you fuck

yep

got the platinum

Aloy is sassy as fuck

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She's incredibly bland.

>and i have the game you fuck
You should try playing it sometime.

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Are you implying Zac Effron isn't pretty as fuck?

How does a recluse learn modern liberal sass?

Who is this fluid druid?

Fatfu:3

fuck off retard

Why can't western devs make good looking characters? Is it illegal?

>people who state facts are retarded
unless you want to explain how either refugee themes and having a muslim woman in charge of a big company in Iran isn't pushing SJW agenda...

I haven't played the game, only read about it, so maybe I'm wrong, and they were lying about everything? enlighten me, user

No, this is what happened

>Sup Forums gets a wiff of sjw propaganda, shits on the game immensly
>some anons buy it to shit on it with more details, others didn't believe, etc
>realize the game isn't like that at all and Aloy is ok
>over emphasis she's "cute" to combat the shitposting from people who didn't play
This happens with every big game on Sup Forums nowadays, one way or the other

Her voice isn't even that bad, it's actually really nice to listen to but holy shit she barely put any emotion in her performance other than sassy at times.

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>facts
get out

i might get this game is it good all the threads are retarded

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>RRRREEEE SHUT UP SHUT UP
regressive left at its finest

Nope, she's really refreshing.

You should probably kill yourself.

ok show me all the sjw shit in the game

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man i fucking love that game

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I already mentioned some of it in the post you ignored

now enlighten me on how those are lies and I've been fooled

wow fucking nothing that matters

Just started a new playthrough so I got lots of new screenshots.

no thanks, i am not attracted to trannys. This thing is beefy.

that wasn't me, but it is part of the SJW agenda

here's my post you just ignored
oh, who am I kidding, you'll just sperg out and dismiss anything, like you dismissed that image

yea im going to get it again never did the dlc

Why aren't you fucking the superior girl?

that's not SJW

wow, it's fucking nothing.

that's not SJW

If you do, play Blood and Wine after finishing the main story.

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>muslim woman in charge of a big company
she was incharge of uploading history into a program dont know what game you where playing

Nice argument.

I don't know about you, but when I found a small snippet of text that mentioned a Muslim woman in passing, the gameplay mechanics just fell apart.

ok i will

read my fucking posts you fucking blind retard, I never played the game, I glossed over some threads and now I'm asking information about it

I give up, fucking moron

Niggers were a mistake.

You might just be retarded then.

im too tired to think of the exact emotion but basically she always sounds sad. at least thats what it sounds like to me.

then you are one stupid fucker holy shit

then your opinions are invaild

case closed.

not him btw

kill yourself

you think you can reprimand me for asking for information?

think again, cucks

Have fun user.

>ITT SHILLS TRYING TO PASS THAT UGLY SLUT AS ATTRACTIVE
HAHAHAHA

Not them but maybe melancholy would be a better description.