I need healing! I need healing! I need healing! I need healing! I need healing!

I need healing! I need healing! I need healing! I need healing! I need healing!

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>ally anas cry that they can't hit a moving genji
>enemy's ana can do the job easily while they are being attacked by the very same character
really get's your cyborg processor's going

Why does Genji attract such horrible people? He's not even a sniper.

>it's widow spamming somewhere on top of the roof and hiding

Have you forgotten that the enemy team is always full of experts? Of course their Ana can sleep-dart a boosting Pharah.

>japanese robot ninja DPS with potg potential
gee,I wonder

>not begging healing the whole game
>beg for healing once in the end to capture the point
>everyone starts to complaining in the mic
>OH MY GOD, ALL YOU DO IS BEG FOR HEALING

i fucking hate this community so much

>C00L_SN1PER wants to attack the objective!

Are Sombra and the new tank fun? I stopped playing because I only really enjoyed Genji after my first 100 hours.

>team's Ana sleep darts an enemy
>other teammates immediately shoot him and wake him up again
I've always wondered what that makes an Ana-player feel.

>I stopped playing because I only really enjoyed Genji after my first 100 hours.
would you never start again if i told you the game is awful right now?

I don't even heal people who ask me for healing, just shut the fuck up and let me heal i don't need to be reminded, i can fucking see.

no,you literally can't see though walls.I press need healing only once so I can give you my position you cock starved whore.
genji is not the ultimate carry anymore,soldier is,he was nerfed to hell and back.Go and stay go.If you do comeback,stay on bronze and away from me

i'd find the game more fun without fast characters like genji and tracer.
i don't wanna use a counter everytime i meet them and by that i mean 90% of rounds i played.

I absolutely love how everybody shits on genji players when they need heeling, instead of just fucking healing him.

It's like an artist that goes into a shop to buy pencils and the guy at the counter says "Why don't you just carve your own fucking pencils, you shitty picasso wanna be!"

It just goes to show that the majority of the playerbase has no fucking clue that teamwork is the absolute most important factor in overwatch.

I'm totally for genji players switching when they're bad or not to heal them when they're out of range, but painting every genji player as some horrible xX360DeAtHsAmUrAiXx really, REALLY shows how the communtiy of overwatch truely is.

This was my rant about stupid overwatch players, fuck you, goodbye.

>I need healing!
>not We need a healer!
Step up your game, Genji picker.

this is nice pasta

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>you can see through walls
What? Is there not a wallhack in place for healers that shows you the outlines of characters that changes colors depending on their health? Woah

>implying 80% of the healers even know when those outlines mean your teammate is in critical health
>implying 40% of the healers even leave their tankbulls to heal someone RIGHT BESIDES THEM in critical health

Good, unless they don't kill him immediately. i've slept a lot of dashing genji's in their ults and had a few times where my teammates just wake him up with a lucio boop. It's fucking bullshit and the genji should focus them instead of me.

>when you aren't even playing support but the enemy genji focus on you
>switch to harambe to counter and kill he once
>they go reaper
>mfw
what have I done to you?why does it gotta be like this

>implying 40% of the healers even leave their tankbulls to heal someone RIGHT BESIDES THEM in critical health

You're lucky. I always get stuck with healers who heal everyone BUT the tank which I usually am. Then they complain about me dying, well no shit Sherlock, maybe if you healed me once in a while I wouldn't be dead.

Might be tilt, might be, I don't care

>all those "Justice rains from ab-aaaugh" becoming "it's highno-auaugh"
why can't blizzard fix a hero without nerfing other to the ground?

His ulti was always complete shit in any bracket above plat, though. One of the worst ultimates in the game, if not the worst.

It's "Am I beyond tilt?", not "Might be tilt", idiot.

It's not an ult you should use for teamwhipes. It's for quick kills like 2 healers that fled. its still shit tho

>pick a ana/zarya/rein/orisa/roadhod with no brain damage
>coordinate ults
>???
>profit

>someone in the surge puts up a barrier
>wasted Noon

I'm going to marry Mei!

I thought the point of sleep dart was to incapacitate an enemy for a while so you can focus on the rest of the enemy team.

That's how most players seem to treat it.

>not making sure rein's or orisa barrier is down before nooing
the mistake is on you cowboy
also mei's ult,forgot about the fat fuck

depends on some elements,like the priority of the slept target,status of the objective and if their team is coordinating to "rescue" him

As someone who mains healers this is bullshit. If someone behind or beside me needs healing why I'm scoped in, flying to a tank or while I'm throwing out discords they better fucking press the I Need Healing.

It doesn't clog voice comms, it show their position on the screen and it lets you tell them where they are. Any healer that says they don't like the Need Healing command is a piece of shit that'll never climb out of gold.

>t. DarkSasuke genji/hanzo main who never touched a support in his life
Nigger there's a big medkit symbol popping up when an ally is low health and you can see them getting damage through walls
Shut the fuck up and let your healers do their job, if you're not getting heals 99 times out of a 100 it's your own damn fault for being way out of position and basically begging for your healers to suicide/let the rest of the team die so they can cross the ennemy's entire team to reach your sorry ass

You never played with idiot randoms? Half the time someone besides me picks healer they'll just focus on a single target and utterly ignore everyone else unless you literally step in front of ana's shots.

If an ult is only good when it's comboed with a hard cc aoe and there are no Dvas and Reinhardts on the enemy team, then it's shit.

While I'm scoped in*

meant for

What a fat dog eating pigperson.

is the 50% win ratio real?
or i'm being memed

>I love to assume shit so I can throw tantrums on Sup Forums

I'm sorry that I'm on the point or at the choke preventing the enemy from trying to take it/get through. I'm sorry that I'm the only one in front of an advancing payload trying to stop it. I'm sorry that I'm doing my job while everyone else scatters to the four winds.

From now on I'll make sure to just randomly wander the map engaging the enemy in 1v1s that get me killed in two seconds like the rest of my team is doing.

Yes, people facing equally skilled people will usually have a win ratio around 50%.

more or less.
The determining matches will put you where you "should" be.If you're really good you will climb,if you aren't,you will stay where you are.
the elo hell isn't real,the placement matches are just precise

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>all Chinese people eat dogs

People are mad the matchmaker in general works.

They complain that their DPS can't aim, when the truth is if the person complaining could aim they'd climb in a couple days, meaning they're where they belong.

They get upset that their team doesn't communicate, meanwhile they get upset when their team mates use the "I need Healing" button to request healing.

They get upset that they can't push when after getting a pick or baiting out the Mei wall, they still sit at the choke holding their dicks in their hands

>Tl;Dr it's sort of real, the matchmaker in general works pretty well in comp, so you're likely to be closer to a 50% win rate, which is why winstreaks are a thing.

>unless you step in front of anas shots
Fucking kek i thought i was the only person who did this. It's even better when you're standing still and they still miss.

you must pick one:
>stay stuck playing with 2000 low gold players forever
>play only with Sup Forums
americans clap and swiss are cucks,what's your point?

>Play healer, friend can't play anything besides brain dead tank or Mei.
>Watch friend play Sombra, literally the worst always dead.
>I play Sombra, enemy team has no health packs and I hack choice targets and annoying ones like Mei.

You're supposed to give two different options user.

>And you're still worthless cause you're Sombra

Imagine, if you were a good hero how much more of an impact you'd have.

>tfw gittin gud with junkrat
It feels like mostly a waste of time, but he's just so fun and at least in QP I can wreck shit with him. As long as people are still gonna instalock Orisa and huddle behind her shield all game I'll play him.

Hey man fuck you, I like how she plays. Besides I play Gengi more than her.

I wish they didn't shit on junks ulti. Used to be so fun running the tire in circles around people till time ran out

Why are Genji and Hanzo players the worst? Is their weeb magnetism really that strong?

I do too user.

Hopefully the new buffs to her and the silly amount of barriers make her much more appreciated.

Is it just me or is Genji really easy to play? I can see why shitters play him often.

gee it's almost as if healers are supposed to heal teammates and actually use skill to determine who to heal at what time and make sure they don't die themselves. it's almost as if being a healer doesn't make you immune from being bad.

if you can't hit teammates with ana because you're shit then DON'T FUCKING PLAY ANA. lucio and mercy both don't take much skill to be average at. play them if you can't aim for shit.

fuck self-righteous healer mains who have this sense of victim-hood because GOD FORBID a dps ask for healing while they're tunnel visioning.

>Le weeb!
No its because they are incredibly powerful heroes with easy solo team wipe capabilities and are easy to use. It's just most people are absolute shit no matter what.

Speaking of tunnel vision, most of the time they won't try and save the healer either, just focus on dem sweet potg

People are always drawn towards snipers and ninjas. This has been proven many times over.

Would you say you're going to Mei-rry her?

*snipers and fast characters

>Going to die, have to ult to prevent death and stay up.
>Friend asks, "Why did you ult" is Mei.
I hate my friend.

>genji
>easy
76 is easy, genji has to work for his damage, you need to land 6-8 projectile stars + dash to kill a 200hp hero.

He has many safe abilities that's why people gravitate, besides the aesthetic. It's very easy not to fuck him up, but I still see shitters messing up.

Yes?

Snipers, fast characters and stealth characters. TF2's a pretty good example of this.

Well yeah, that's Genji's fucking job. He gets in and harasses/destroys the enemy team then bolts it to a health pack/healer.

I fucking hate Overwatch in-jokes like this, because it's always from people who have no fucking idea how to play the game.

ya it's frustrating when shit happens but there are some times where they literally can't do anything to save the healers. when a healer dies it could be from bad positioning, enemies pressing q, abilities that stun, etc. sure it's the dps and tanks job to protect you when they can but a healers also need to protect themselves with good positioning and awareness.

t. shitty "healer main"

Mode where you lose your ult charge on death when?

could be worse
>friend dies
>begs me to solo res
>he doesn't has res
>rest of the team in spawning,his corpse is alone in the point with the rest of the enemy team
>mfw

It would be the most unpopular gamemode since every overwatch player sucks balls

Will Blizzard ever design another lewd looking character for Overwatch? I'm really really surprised that SJWs didn't absolutely annex them for designing a character like Widow.

>when the genji on your team tells you to switch off from your tank role because we need another healer

>76 is easier than Genji
The only thing that S76 is better at is consistently damaging a target with his main weapon.
>Genji has amazing mobility, his dash also doubles as a damage skill, while S76 only has horizontal mobility.
>Genji's reflect basically gives him a short duration invulnerability that punishes careless enemies
>Genji's ultimate deals more damage AND is more difficult to counter than S76's
S76 is easier to do well with if you're comparing them at Gold skill levels, though, I'll give you that.

>he doesn't has ult
I'm autistic

that would be pretty cool. it would definitely raise the skill needed for competitive since it's basically "communicate and press q" now. also pop it don't drop it

The closest thing to that is probably Mystery Heroes. Except your character also changes on death. It's still the only mode I find enjoyable to play in Overwatch.

mystery heroes is actually the cure for this meta fagotry on comp or sniperfest in qp and only true way to experience overwatch.

Never, hopefully. Games would snowball too hard, unless you mean "Lose ultimate only if you're at 100%", then it'd be interesting to see.

Why are genji and outspasm pharah the most fun heroes to heal as ana

Well 76 is hitscan, that pretty much makes him automatically easier.

This. A girl I play with sometimes plays Mercy (surprise) and dies too often due to poor positioning or not canceling Guardian Angel and just flying into dangerous territory. Every time she dies she says in voice "That X is targeting me!" No, it's literally just you being an easy pick because you think playing Mercy just involves holding LMB and walking around. "Protect me!" The tanks and DPS can only be expected to do so much for one healer. She spends so much time being dead and walking back that I always outheal her no matter which healer I'm playing on.

She takes it personally when someone tells her "Don't fly to me through a group of enemies" so naturally she will never improve via making smarter choices.

If someone likes playing Mercy and hasn't yet, check out EeveeA on YouTube for examples of a great Mercy.

>you need to work on your feeding habit

whoever randomly gets more tanks + ana wins, how fun!