>push to talk
>"DUDE I'M SO DRUNK LOL"
Push to talk
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>heey guys, don't hit on me ;)
>push to talk
>*bottle swigging sounds*
>push to talk
>sneeze
how do you know they're using push to talk
>CLICKETYCLICKETYCLICKETYCLICKETYCLICKETYCLICKETYCLICKETYCLICKETY
>guys I swear it's on push to talk it's not me with the keyboard sounds
>Struggles to breathe
>Group and game echo
>push to talk
>"EEEEEEEEEE FUCK U"
>*cans falling over*
>*BRRRAAAAAPPPTT*
>*loud jap eurobeat in background*
Oh thats me
>push to talk
>coughs
One time playing with my buddies my PTT got stuck as I went to piss.
They heard everything.
>push to talk
>YOOOOOOOOOO
>japanese music starts playing in the background
>push to talk
>blows in mic
>push to talk
>parents arguing in the background
>push to talk
>starts a sentence
>shits himself
>push to talk
>"wait a sec guys, I need to turn away from the mic to breathe in"
I do this sometimes, it's an accident.
they heard you pissing?
was it ever the same again?
>push to talk
>hank hill soundboard starts playing
What happened to the good ol' days of HLDJ?
I cannot play video games under the influence of anything.
Eventually one of them just started doing it on purpose, I believe to constantly remind me of the embarrassment but over time you just stop giving a shit.
>mic set to auto-detect
>hear a hamplanet's mouthbreathing throughout the entire game
That's not even embarrassing unless you find pissing in public embarrassing.
>Eating food on mic
>Eating food with forks and plates clinking on mike
And one of my friends eats particularly loud too.
>push to talk
>"FUCK"
Is your rug in the bathroom or did you leave the door open and the sound traveled?
Please don't tell me you pissed in a bottle.
Rig
>Push to talk
>burps
Seriously. Why? Why do you do it? You're the most base, the most disgusting. You've earned it.
>push to talk
>never hear from them again
>push to talk
>"hey team"
>silence
* fart sound *
* belch *
it's a perfectly reasonable thing to say when you're so drunk
Ptt
ARE YOU KIDDING ME??
Oney lost half his viewers for being disgusting, constantly.
>Middle of a raid
>section requires careful and constant communication
>guild shitter logs into mumble
>HEY GUYS WHAT'S UP
>everyone screaming shut up
>miss calls, guild wipes
>push to talk
>*bong noises*
>types in chat
"Haha I'm so drunk/high"
I somehow feel that this was worse than telling people that shit with their voice.
>push to talk
>roomate comes in and yells "did you eat my fooking bread?"
>friend invited you to join their group
>"Sup dude! Hey I have some of my friends who are new to this game if you don't mind!"
>one of them have that "tee-hee-I'm-a-gamer-gurrrrl" kind of username
>Try to think optimistic but knows damn well what kind of direction this ride is going to take
Goddamn it's easy to trigger y'all.
>y'all
Speak English
>Push to talk
>*tornado of children background noises*
>push to talk
>not glorious toggle to mute
not bad
>push to talk
>*BRAAAAAAAAAAAPT*
>mexi-rap on full blast
>JOSE JOOOOSEEEEE
>screen door slammed every 10 seconds
>baby crying
>dog barking endlessly
>know enough Spanish to translate wife is telling burn out to get a job
every time
He probably has a wireless headset.
Also op I totally play games drunk like 90% of the time but I don't tell anyone I just fucked up a lot until someone calls me out then I say fuck u I'm drunk but I do that even when I'm sober now so meh
>Push to talk
>Bong rip
>push to talk
>what's up guys?
>*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPT*
>Friend turned into a total DUDE WEED faggot over the years
>Still lives at home, going to school as an english major, just smokes and drinks all day
>Quit the only job he's ever had after like a week because "ugh I'm too good for retail"
>I'm a bio major, I teach at a high school while I'm working to get into med school
>"ugh man ur just a fuckin' cog in the machine dude ur only busting ur ass in some of the hardest schooling u'll ever do in ur life for the money man"
>Keeps insisting he's gonna be a famous writer who does the next Harry Potter or Game of Thrones some day
>Has to be a 2deep4u asshole on anything ever
>"Dude those blue curtains totally represent the fuckin' patriarchy and rape culture man" kind of shit
kek I was going to post this
>piss jugs
>push to talk
>*moans*
I don't know why after 10 years I still do this shit.
>the guy who decides to eat a bag of chips into the mic
>push to talk
>OP is the guy who stays silent throughout everything
Why don't you ever talk, OP?
Do you have a speech impediment or have one of the ugly accents? A lot of people don't really mind.
You gotta problem with pissin in jugs?
>one day he actually makes it as your failing marriage crumbles and she takes the kids
Life is Strange m8, never know
>One of my friends constantly eats into the mic
>He's a shitty poor kid so he eats every meal like it's his last
>SLURP SLURP SLURP GLUG GLUG CHUG GLUG GULP GULP BUUUUUUUUUUUUURP oh man that sticks CHOMP SLURP CHOMP
>Dude shut the fuck up we can hear all of that
>"Whatever dude I moved my mic up"
>Implying I'll ever marry
I have too many sisters and female cousins to know the kind of shit women pull, you're nuts if you think I'll do anything other than fuck the nurses once in a while
>He doesnt press the button just to burp and sneeze into the mic.
Shut the fuck up at0m
> be 13 in new guild on ffxi
>Get invited to ventrilo server
> Don't understand why no one is really
>Every body just relaxing half paying attention while hunting notorious monsters lottery spawn system
>One girl gamer plays female tarutaru, the cute race in game and has a super cute anime name, she speaks in a thick southern accent
> Another dude, sounds like a Hispanic American, he's a listening to some heavy rap music
>Mexican dude pops in occasionally with PTT and hardcore rap leaking through the mic
> After 15 minutes hick girl gamer loses it and screams at the top of her lungs
> TURN OFF THAT FUCKING NIGGER MUSIC YOU FUCKING SPIC!
>Room goes silent
> He apologizes
> No one acknowledged what just happened
> I realized what a bunch of disjointed nerds MMO players are
I wish I just joined clubs in highschool
are you proud of the words you just typed?
one of my dumb fuck friends has a bluetooth headset that he constantly, PURPOSEFULLY takes into the bathroom everytime and leaves the audio on
it's fucking disgusting