Here's your console bro

Here's your console bro

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Somebody tell Kevin Tan he's actually fucking retarded.

>when designers try to engineer something

i guess it refills itself with games by solar power?

That is the worst designed thing I have ever seen

That looks more like a graphics card

I chuckled heartily for some reason.

You won't be laughing when I strap 2 Xbox twos to my feet and ride down the street at the speed of blu-ray.

who designs this stupid shit?

>putting the search button right next to the eject button

That's really fucking stupid.

kevin tan

Hey bro your console is making funny sounds

this

Someone post the Gameboy with a shit ton of screens

Kevin Tan

this picture ruined my day.

Please tell me the goal of this thing is being as impractical as possible

ITT: compensating manchildren
Xbox hueg sucks, you suck. You all wish you had a quarter of Kevin Tan's genius design skills.

>Making a spinning disc exposed like that.

This idea is brilliant
Imagine you have a pesky bag of chips, you don't NEED to use your hands. This handheld portable gaming saw which spins your game fast enough to cut a ps4 in half will solve any real gamers problems!
>pizza cutter
>bag opener

DUDE SPLIT SCREEN GAMING

>filename

Hello

>want to search for latest mlp porn
>accidently press eject
>blu-ray shoots out and cuts off my dick

fucking xbox

I thought that was the Matrix of Leadership at first glance.

ftfy

First world problems man

Took me a few seconds.
Well done

kek

Nice

Thank you for giving me a good laugh

>Xbox Two on the image
>Xbox 2 on the disc

How are you supposed to play vidya on that thing?

I don't get it

Why would the console's UI display on the system itself? I'd understand if it was a handheld, but it clearly isn't
I've seen several console fan mock ups do this, for what purpose?

Me neither. I think they are just retarded.

Look closer.

because these morons think it's cool and "tech" to put screens everywhere

Oh he removed the games section. That's actually pretty funny. Sorry for the retard accusation.

he deleted games word

underrated

Here's your dock bro.

Sports
sports
sports
sports
GAMES
sports

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>bring my xbox two with me on my plane trip to australia
>plane crosses the equator and the coriolis effect causes the disk to suddenly and violenetly reverse its direction of spin
>disc flies out and punctures a hole in the fuselage
>plane depressurizes and we all die from oxygen deprivation

t-thanks xboxtwo

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this actually made sense. the 1988 sony D-88 was made for mini compact discs in mind, but could also play full sized ones. it was not meant to be portable in this mode. when used with the mini cd format, this thing was considered the smallest disk man ever. it was only beaten by the mini disc years later.
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1988, when a regular DiscMan cost like 300$.
It would not make sense to build one just to accept mini format discs, cd players were not that wide spread yet, it was a clever move to make it also play the larger ones when used at home on your hi fi system.

what miraculous device, made in the late 80´s, when telephones were still connected to wires coming out of the walls, and your parents just finished high school. just the enormous balls sony had to pull off this technological marvel of its time. something sony is incapable of doing today.

these days they do stupid shit like giving sean murray marketing money..

fucking kek