ITS LIVE

ITS LIVE

youtube.com/watch?v=D8U9RfmSe-c

>tfw I sent my joycons in yesterday to get them fixed for free and I can't play.

>It runs at 60 FPS
>Every match starts with a connection error

I'm both happy and sad

Why can't I use gyro and stick like Zelda

>Every match starts with a connection error
A stress test gives errors?
FUCKING NINTENDO

>Music heavily downgraded
>Ultra retarded map function on fucking X of all buttons
>Gyro controls changed from Wii U version to require more analog input

Nope. Not happy. At all. This is fucking seriously inferior.

Say it with me.
ITS OKAY

This game looks really fun. It's a shame nintendo charges for online now so I'll have to wait for an emulator

WHY CAN'T I LOOK UP AND DOWN WITH THE FUCKING CONTROL STICK FUCK THESE MOTION CONTROLS

IT'S ONLY

Does anybody know if this game has couch coop? Also how long is the campaign?

BEEEEEETAAAAA

A BETA
I meant its okay when nintendo does it but this is okay too

WHEN NINTENDO

>720p Stream
Splatoon 2 will be 1080p like MK8D r-right?....

DOES IT

THEY FUCKING RUINED SPLAT CHARGER.

THAT NEW SUPER WEAPON IS HORSESHIT. HOLY FUCKING FUCK. JESUS FUCKING FUCK IT COULD NOT POSSIBLY SUCK ANY HARDER. JESUS.

FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

anyone else cant connect?

>Game sequel on a significantly inferior console is also significantly inferior
Who woulda thought?

Try rebooting your Switch

>every match worked flawlessly so far

who here /ethernet adapter/ master race
/roller/ master race
/no gyro/ master race

Feels good

Now how do I play as a female loli though?

just did that and it worked thanks

What are those commands on the lower left of the screen?
Boyahh?

looks shit haha

what adapter senpai? also why the fuck it doesn't have built in ethernet

Why is the gyro so horrible

It looks exactly the same

HOW DOES THE PLAT CHARGER SUPER WEAPON WORK I CAN'T CONTROL THE AIM ???

I can't say it's more impressive than Splatoon 1, but it's about as fun.

>Gyro controls changed from Wii U version to require more analog input
it's literally the opposite though, I don't like how much it relies on gyro

Did they swap jump to B to give veterans a handicap?

I already got used to it
git gud

stream here:

twitch/gameoverse

i gave it a try and i will never touch anything that requieres you to aim on a console again.

Who gyro master race here?
>gyro for precise aiming, right stick for wide swings

any usb ethernet will work.

>please stop liking what I dont like

Nah

>join 3 games
>2 teammates quit instantly every time
great game

THE JET PACK IS FUCKING SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

the wii one
which is the same as the wiiu one
same as switch one

they are all the same fucking thing

>Splatoon 2
>Not Spla2n

I miss the map on the gamepad. This is going to take some time to get used to it.

You can change the settings and put it to normal aiming.

Who /can'tplaytestfireforwhateverreason/ here?

oh really? so I can use my old wii u adapter, that's nice.

All the supers seem really nerfed

I can't tell you how many times I ran over a squid trying to aim missles

...

WHY IS THE ROLLER SO FUN DOES THE FULL GAME HAVE MORE FUN WEAPONS AS THE ROLLER CAUSE IF NOT I WILL JUST PLAY ROLLER FOREVER UNTIL THE END OF TIME ALL OTHER WEAPONS IN THIS BETA SUCK DICK IN COMPARISON

Are you supposed to use gyro controls?

only cod shitters play without gyro, because learning new things is too hard

WHY IS OPENING THE MAP A TOGGLE AND NOT HOLD

>tfw no switch

At least I'll get one in the summer when splatoon really launch. hopefully they have a bundle with another game.

I've been using the same adapter since the original Wii

So far so good

>720p

Oh I'm fucking dying

Ordered a Switch bundle from Gamestop. I'll miss the testfire.

D'oh. At least I'll get a Switch at least.

>connection has been lost
>join new game
>filled with japs

BECAUSE THE NIPS ARE FUCKING WORTHLESS

If it's not at least 900p/60fps I'm out

You can turn them off, but I highly recommend using them if you want to reach competitive levels.

>Won every match
>Twice with 12-0 K/D and 1300+ points

Feels good to be back

>COMMUNICAITON ERROR
>COMMUNICAITON ERROR
>COMMUNICAITON ERROR
>COMMUNICAITON ERROR

I CAN'T FUCKING PLAY

Up to personal preference
I ended with an S rank using analog in the first one so I'm going to use analog in the second one if I get it

Just happened to me.

Is this game SERIOUSLY 720p

WHY AM I A BOY SQUID I WANT TO BE A GIRL

Restart the game and it should work

no

Wow what a surprise

Roller users are still massive faggots

Its called a server stress test for a reason

>an error has occurred
Not booyah

>connection error
I was just about to win wtf

switches still sold out in my area

Only in handheld mode.

Start sneaking.

9-0 everyone BTFO!!!

get wrecked
already played 6 matches all flawlessly

LOL

>Not owning a 2nd set
It's like you don't plan to play with friends.

whats the difference between these new curling irons and the old seeks? they look like they do the same thing.

Wifi here, everything perfect, even on mexico

playing in handheld is max comfy but pls no more gyro controls

>wii u version had almost no connection issues during testfire
>switch version which you will have to pay online for has connection issues

I'm using my phone's hotspot wifi. Working like a beauty.

Why is Sam so damn cute?

You can go back to where you select Weapons and press start

holy shit the switch wifi sucks, I have to literally play next to my router to get this shit to work and turn off wifi from my phone.
What a crock of shit

why are you posting blurry webm

Boom on det.

Good play user. I never could play with a roller.

IKTFB

I'm in between jobs right now and don't have enough spare dosh for a switch.

Seems like with all of the minor issues the switch has been having, waiting until summer might be the smart way to go. by then, the Switch library will be decently sized

IF YOU CAN'T CONNECT

TRY REBOOTING THE SWITCH

>All the supers seem really nerfed
Better than having Krakens and Bubblers in the game, at least.

Welp. The game is shit. Looks like Splatoon 1 was a fluke.

tfw 1 guy on your team is afk and the other one keeps shooting one wall near spawn

getting owned

Playing in portable mode is rock solid for me.
I need to make some friends so I can play a full 4v4 local Splatoon match instead of just of teaming up with my girlfriend in ranked.

>mercilessly spawncamping all these squibs

I should feel bad and yet...

That will be $30 plus tax goy!

Why is it clearly pixelated as fuck on TV mode?

thats fucking hilarious

>have one person disconnect
>we didnt stand a chance

Nintendo addressed the issue, and were reportedly aware of the issue before launch.

Tested a new Switch my friend got from Gamestop the other day and the desync issues didn't happen at all.