Testfire happening now, I want to cum in a squidgirl etc

Testfire happening now, I want to cum in a squidgirl etc.

Which weapon are you maining?

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I LOVE YURI SQUIDS

there's already a trstfire thread you fucking doorknob

Doesn't everyone?

the controls are fucking bad
just fucking copy zelda's

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Not when I made this one there wasn't.

I HOPE SO

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Gyro aim is elder god tier

>a communication error has occurred

Gyro controls kills my wrists.

I hate the fucking motion controls, who thought this was a good idea?

>tfw blasting n00bs all around

We MLG now niggas

>bitching about the gyro aim
turn it off then, press + on the weapon select menu

Do you fuckers really think analogue sticks are better?

the best of the best, actually

The Switch gimmick really shines when you're playing real budget console games. Taking another Splatoon game out of the dock is still blowing my fucking mind.

two options

1. they're just trolling
2. they have serious mental problems

>defeat
>afks everywhere

doesnt fix shit. the game still pans your aim to where you're running.
the entire games controls are retarded

I kinda want to get Mario Kart 8 Deluxe despite having the original because of that. Going from MK7 to this on a handheld will be incredible.

The Tenta Missile is fun as fuck

who /100%disconnectrate/ here

I've been good so far

cant even access the fucking eshop to download the fucking the test fire FUCK YOU NINTENDO.

have to use gyro controls or stick, can´t use both for minor adjustments while aiming
fuck you

Running people over with the roller still ain't gotten old.

>didn't download it a week ago

L e L

>Turn off motion controls
>Immediately become 100% more effective
>Actually win a game

Yes they are better

>legitimately fucks with my carpal tunnel
>"AAHAHAHAHAH FAGGOT MORON XD"
Okay.

Reboot the console (take it out of the dock and hold the power button).
Seems to fix it for the people who can't access the eshop.

Why do these people all have generic names like Liam and Justin

Why does nobody have cool tags anymore?

Where's DOOMSLAYER

why didn't they just fucking copy zelda's controls
what kind of autist decided on these

Splatoon is literally the only way to get a loli thread going on Sup Forums.

>tfw no switch

Milk...

...or tea?

You can fix your view by holding Y

also captcha you're 5 years too late

source for the love of god.

I'm really loving Splatoon 2.
Getting used to B being jump instead of X was tough but now it's smooth sailing for me.

Why can't they just let us use KB&M?

HOLY SHIT THIS GAME IS SO FUCKING BAD

why not both

Once any console fps game lets you use KB+M, you either have to use it, or you straight up lose.

And the tears would never end.

This is exactly the same game as splatoon 1. All the mechanics are the same, the weapons are the same, only a couple new maps and new ultimates. It's a no buy for me.

fucking this

I plan on getting it since i never got any of the dlc, plus the weekend Mario kart games were comfy as fuck.

>tfw played for 30 minutes and literally cant connect the console to the internet anymore, at all

Why is the Switch's wifi connection so shitty? Even my cheap chinkphone has a better wifi range.

>milk in tea
damn britbongs

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I can't connect to the store. I can't connect to the testfire.

Help?

Charger seems like you NEED to enable Gyro aiming for it.

Nevermind, found it in gelbooru.

kabeu mariko, apparently.

Why do these controls feel so shitty compared to the first one?

Also the duals are pretty busted.

Reboot the Switch (hold power button while out of the dock)

they're exactly the same. fucking great.

that doesn't stop the panning.
none of this matters since they should've just used zelda's controls

I didn't think it was possible for a video game to be worse than Splatoon 1.

>lining up a 4 target tentamissile

>hands you a mouse/keyboard
>nah i'll just use my controller

gyro control is different and may take a little getting used to, but analog sticks is 100% inferior and will cause you to lose games.

good luck newbie

imagine being so sheltered and underaged that the worst game you've ever played was Splatoon. What sort of life leads to a person like this?

First time playing Splatoon. Diggin the roller.

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Trash game full of retarded players. This match making is fucking shit and you are a RETARD if you ever pay for the online.

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The controls are HORRID.

Can I get out of the motion controls?

I guess it's just the controller then

Is the motion controls easier to use if I use the joycons separated?

you're a kid now
you're a squid now

I'd forgotten how much I missed people not being able to cope with the roller.

Hope the main game lets me swap the jump and map buttons

Press + on the weapon select screen

>I don't know how to move my wrists
>that means the controls are horrid

Holding Y stops the panning completely.

I miss Miiverse :(

I had fun lads

>letting the team down because i'm practicing splat dualies

so instead of making it an option i have to hold a fucking button 24/7
how does this gameplay designer still have a fucking job

Anyone losing connection when playing with seperated joycons but not otherwise?

>it's putting me in another match
What is this madness.
Is this like Halo 2 where they didn't turn it off till everyone leaves?

Certified terrible game and I never played the first since I wasn't dumb enough to get a Wii or Wii U. Nintendo is fucking terrible if it's not Mario or Zelda.

The regular gun sucks ass, plus the missle launcher super is shit.

No reason not to go roller or dualies.

Also, the only good grenade is the dualies.

After about 5 or 6 matches I think I'm totally sold on this game. People said it was fun but I didn't believe them.

Not interested in being able to play on the go?

Then again I suppose there would be no multiplayer on the go.

>dem short hair squidies

Pure sex

I don't understand the point of the roll with the Dualies but maybe I'm just shit

Man, I bought a Switch thinking that Splatoon would keep me occupied after I'm finished with BotW but it seems I was wrong.

Not only are the controls the worst fucking shit I've seen (why isn't the gyro an additional tool to do fine corrections, like in BotW? Why can't I aim up/down with my stick when I turn on gyro on?), the game also just looks and feels fucking boring.

The game is subpar and overwhelming, and it would take me a good 100 hours of learning the game for what? To paint some areas?

I didn't own a Wii U but I remember people praising Splatoon a lot on here, what the fuck was that all about? This game looks bland, shallow and boring.

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I didn't play Splatoon 1 but didn't they expand on the game a lot over time with free DLC? I imagine this will be no different.

it's to dodge

Very hard to shoot when moving erratically

>It's over
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I have a shit connection to begin with (4Mbps) and I'm not having any issue. But this is beta after all so don't expect there not to be any bugs.

I only just started. Had a few matches and then it ended. When does it go up again?

>tfw still playing
:)

I am still finding matches.

Still getting matches

>tfw you can't play the Testfire because you're waiting to find out if there's a gorgious Splatoon 2 edition Switch coming
Just tell us if it exists or not so I can go buy one or be content waiting.

In 7 hours.

Well, that was pretty neat.

Next time I'll try out the gyro a bit more. Just wish it wasn't on the y axis only.