WHERE'S THE FUCKING CRACK?

WHERE'S THE FUCKING CRACK?
TALES OF FUCKSERIA GOT IT FASTER THAN THIS GAME, AND THAT WAS SOME NICHE JRPG.

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Buy the game, friend

Buy it you miserable poorfag. You clearly want it, why not buy it to support the developer? Nier was a great game and Nier: Automata is fantastic, don't you want another one?

Crack it yourself, you guys always talk about how easy it is to crack denuvo

>Piratefags have to get to ending E without network connection

This is fucking disgusting.

Kill yourself nigger.

kys trumptard

>being such a poor piece of degenerate dog shit you have to beg and plead and make angry Sup Forums tier threads on an anonymous image board about a game you desperately want to play instead of just buying it

Sure feels great to be able to buy it with my own money and play it at my leisure.

You realize it has online elements right. If a crack gets done, and it will, you wont be able to have access to the whole game.

You just posted the crack, friend.

Crack is in the picture.

i would rather they held off on the crack since i haven't finished berseria and i can only play like 6 hours a night because this girl wont stop talking to me during the day and i have to wait for her to sleep

How poor do you have to be to not be able to buy one single £30 game? Seriously.

And you're clearly interested and a fan of the game (why else would you save shitty fan-made 2b models)-- so why not just support the game?

It will get cracked eventually, but who knows when. But if you're so desperate to play it, there's only one option right now-- buy it. Simple at that.

I'm a pirate fag, and I still bought it. Having the time of my life, and I want more of these kinds of games, and more Platinum games on PC in general.

Ayyy

NEVER EVER PIRATES

The crack is between the buns

send her to me, i need somebody who takes up all my time

Denuvo Version 4 is new and uncrackable, stay mad cancerous niggeroid.

I can't be the only one that thought OP was talking about her ass crack.

Well for me (berseria idiot above you if you have to know) it's that i don't want to use steam.
I'm not such a pathetic nerd that i'll abandon my principles to play a videogame, no matter how stupid that principle is.
The game doesn't need steam to run so why do i need it, I've been asking that question since half life 2. I wouldn't mind buying this game at all and the online features seem cool but eh, fuck steam and their monopoly. I nearly cracked (lol) and installed steam for MGSV but then my friend got it on PS4 instead and I'm very glad I didn't.
no she's mine get your own human timesink
in an ideal world posting the words 'denuvo version' would get you locked out of every board but /trash/
please tell me more about the inner workings of this private company that don't share any information about their product

>TALES OF FUCKSERIA GOT IT FASTER THAN THIS GAME

Calm your tits, fatass retard.
Berseria only got a crack like a month after release.

If it wasn't for Steam, these games wouldn't be on PC.

There were plenty of games on pc before steam.
In fact post steam we've seen a massive decline in pc exclusive games, just more ports.
I heard this one doesn't even run at the right resolution you set it to, thanks for the port, steam!
I honestly would rather the game was only on ps4, at least then i'd have a reason to buy one that's not yakuza 0.

Oh yes my dear

>we've seen a massive decline in pc exclusive games, just more ports.

do you have any proof? because i think you are incredibly wrong.

>thanks for the port, steam!

What does that even mean? And now you're agueing for exclusives, how retarded are you? I can tell you're either a kid or a third-world shitter by the way you type.

would watching a playthrough of NieR be sufficient before playing this or should I fork out the cash for a PS3/360 and play the game?

what brings people to take a perfect ass and turn it into a pile of fat shit

>do you have any proof? because i think you are incredibly wrong.
No one has ever provided any statistics on this, and I know you'll try and argue that the massive amount of shovelware 'exclusives' on steam is somehow a good thing. There is only anecdotal evidence from people who've been alive long enough, which you clearly haven't if you need any proof.
>What does that even mean? And now you're agueing for exclusives, how retarded are you?
What it means is that i would rather have no port than a shitty broken port. You are clearly the fucking ESL third worlder here if you can't understand that. Fucking 'agueing' lol, might wanna spell check your fucking posts if you're gonna try and call out how someone types. I'm gonna take a guess that you're fucking german or something and you think you're anglophone master race.

If you have time and cash to burn Nier 1 is fun despite being clunky and repetitive. If not then watch playthrough.

Niggers.

Ok, no proof. Nice argument you've got there :)

cancerous thiccfags,
aka

the 'requires internet' shit typically gets fixed in cracks though.

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proof is in the pudding really
here you are playing a port of a fucking console game, a bad one that needs a fix to run at the right resolution, using a controller probably since it'll obviously have shit m&k controls
that's a sad existence, you might as well just have a ps4 and stop using your pc for gaming
15 years ago however, you definitely wouldn't be playing a fucking console port, you would be playing an rts with a mouse and keyboard, or one of the thousands of pc exclusive fps games.
Not a fucking game designed with consoles in mind.

Please don't ask for another one. The story can only go on for so long until it deteriorates into a meaningless depress-fest. If anything ask for another Taro game but not Nier,

Thicker, I demand more volume to 2B's booty

>take something perfect
>ruin it

sfm was a mistake, when will 2b get the blender treatment

>people still post this ugly $phong to the max make her fat like a whale picture
I hope you die.

I haven't bought a 60$ game since SC2 and I regret nothing with this one.
It's well worth it.

nice clickbait

I have a PS4, but it's objectively better on PC, so I think I'll stick to that, thanks. And yes, I am using controller, but because I prefer it. It's called having a preference, and making a choice. Sorry if that concept is hard to understand. You can play across multiple platforms, you do know that?

kat.cr/yaddayadda/buttcheeks/she fine dawg.

Between her buttcheeks

it's right there in the picture

When did you build your pc, faggot?
and lol 'objectively better' it's objectively the fucking same
actually it's worse since the ps4 version doesn't change the resolution during cutscenes
don't tell me you're one of those reddit PCMR 60fps 4k faggots

dude nobody gives a fuck about the nier series. maybe you'll see it by end of year

Nier seems worth buying honestly.

What i don't get is why nobody is targeting d*nuvo's online backends instead of cracking each individual release.

With the amount of deserved hatred directed at them you'd think one of these warez groups would poke at their networks until they find a way to wreck them, something along the lines of encrypting their product key database(s) making customer auth checks fail, or whatever else would achieve that outcome.

Can you imagine the buyfag backlash and the loss of revenue if literally every bought d*nuvo game became unplayable for as little as a few hours across the world, assuming they even have their shit backed up and could fix the damage done by the intrusion, and assuming the intrusion couldn't be repeated ad infinitum.

Found the assblasted nintenbro.

Not him, but I've heard it has performance issues, and my computer is finnicky at the best of times, despite having an i5, and 1070. While I can get a refund through Steam, I'd rather just try it before I pay, instead of having to wait 4-7 business days for the money to go back into my account.
I 100% plan to buy it, I just want to make sure it runs well.

Stop making perfectly good booties into fucking fat ass disgusting shit.

I swear whoever made that picture is a nigger.

Where can I get this model for myself

I've already beat the game. It's true, it's extremely niche.

>b-b-b-b-but 100k sales!!

woah dude they might even sell 200k

Fucking newfag

That's what they all say.

>nobody cares about actually good games
eat shit

Bitch, I have bought every Taro game. I love that guy, and I want his games to be successful, especially on PC. This just goes double, because Platinum did the combat, and they're good too(despite some mediocre shovelware)

I loved this game but it definitely doesn't have mass appeal. It's not going to sell millions. And to those new to the series will most likely stop at the first ending anyway.

>being this much of a fag
Kill yourself nigger

>Veins

Fucking why? thats gross as fuck, fuck

Hitman has all the online features working, retard

The only thing more pathetic than the OP are the Nier fanboys trying to shill a sale. Fucking piss off holy shit.

thats just the shine u dumb nigger

THICC

>muh resolution
>muh m&k controlsss for EVERYTHING
End yourself. There are problems with this port on release but it's in no way a broken port. It's also a good game.

>Buy the game, friend

>Supporting denuvo
Fuck no. Fuck them. I'll buy it if they officially remove denuvo but I won't spend a dime on it otherwise.